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[l3ulvl]

I had a crazy neighbor (aren't they all), who would dance by herself outside next to a grease dump, idunno if she had macromastia or what, but I heard a noise (the grease dump pickup) and looked outside to see her fleeing with her shirt up (no clue why she lifted her shirt, but lady had no support), honkers were all over the place, lucky she didn't trip on them. Like above, it can't be unseen lol

[steelerfan]

About 30 years ago, when I was an apprentice in the funeral business, a funeral director and I went to a nursing home to pick up a deceased person.

We got to the nurse's station with our cot and there weren't any nurses to be found. My colleague told me to stay put in case a nurse came back and he walked off to look for one.

Across the hall, there was an old lady playing with a baby doll. She was talking to it like you would a real baby. In her mind, the baby was real. I stood there watching her and thought about how sad it is that this poor woman was in this state. I was 19 years old.

Suddenly, she set the doll down on the bed and lifted her nightgown all the way above her teats (yes, she was going commando), and she sat down on one of those bedside commodes (bed pan chair) to relieve herself.

I looked away as quickly as humanly possible, but the damage was already done. It's not like I hadn't seen all of that many, many times, but it's different when they're alive. It's no longer clinical it's just jarring.

We got done inside the nursing home and back out to our Suburban. I told my co-worker, "I gotta tell you what happened in there. I have to get this out to someone."

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[DamnYanks2]

I woke up today and the news is just wild. Damn. I feel like I'm in the twilight zone. All I'm gonna say.

[Ghost Of The Year]

Holy halleluiah, great day in the morning. The bread has risen again. I was at my local SubWay earlier and for the first time since at least 2020, maybe longer, for a limited time I can get honeyoat bread again. Right now and here in this very moment, I've decided to eat there everyday this week. I'm going to be like Bubba Gump and find all the different ways I can have honeyoat bread.

[l3ulvl]

Italian herbs and cheese was my fav, it's been like 10 years, damn

[Speedy]

Man...the memories of April Fools day and OS.

It used to be a HUGE deal with a lot of shenanigans.

[ProfessaPackMan]

Quote: Originally Posted by Speedy

Man...the memories of April Fools day and OS. It used to be a HUGE deal with a lot of shenanigans.

Old OS from like 2008-2014 was a special time, man.

[TheMatrix31]

We had a good life here.

What a home.