I want to kill my roommate. - Page 2

Desnudo · 03-14-2005, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Balldog

So basically be his maid? Screw that, I pay rent too.

I work 40+ hours a week, coach high school baseball, and I am taking 10 credit hours at school. He works 38 hours a week and that is it. Unless you count the 20+ hours a week spent playing PS2 as a second job or something.

Takes about 2 seconds to throw a plate in the dishwasher. Most of the dishes in his room from what I noticed, will not get clean from the dishwasher since they have been sitting in there so long.

I am contemplating taking all my dishes, cleaning them and packing them up. I can just use paper plates and what not for myself. Then I don't give a crap what he does with his dishes.

It's a one-sided battle, since he doesn't care, you're fighting yourself. There is no principle here. Take your dishes and wash them, unless you prefer using paper plates. People that are slobs don't suddenly become neat overnight. Unless you should sign him up for the Marines. Could be win-win for everyone.

wade moore · 03-14-2005, 01:52 PM

There is so much UIC in this thread from BallDog..

It's great...

Balldog · 03-14-2005, 02:00 PM

Coffee Warlord · 03-14-2005, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy Mac

hey, technically I'm from a small town in Illinois (perhaps you guys have heard of Galesburg... maybe not)... just because I've lived in Oxford, MS, Swainesboro, GA, Chester, SC, Easley, SC, and Elgin, SC, and my parents currently live in Trussville, AL... it doesn't make me a redneck

No, they haven't heard of Galesburg at all.

Noooooo. Not at all.

Desnudo · 03-14-2005, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Cringer

I want to know what comes next? Does it have to do with when he drops the soap and has to pick it up?

I think you trip him and he falls down, hurting himself.

Desnudo · 03-14-2005, 02:33 PM

F*ck this bug. How long are we going to take this? At some point we have to say we're not gonnna take it anymore.

Cringer · 03-14-2005, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

The next time he takes a shower, wait for him to get all soaped up. You know what comes next. He'll never ever do it again.

I want to know what comes next? Does it have to do with when he drops the soap and has to pick it up?

rkmsuf · 03-14-2005, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Cringer

I want to know what comes next? Does it have to do with when he drops the soap and has to pick it up?

Yeah, um he may be the only one who knows what comes next.

Desnudo · 03-14-2005, 02:39 PM

If I wait one minute more, maybe my reply will go in the correct slot.

rkmsuf · 03-14-2005, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

F*ck this bug. How long are we going to take this? At some point we have to say we're not gonnna take it anymore.

Paging Dee Snyder. Pick up the white courtesy phone.

Suicane75 · 03-14-2005, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Cringer

I want to know what comes next? Does it have to do with when he drops the soap and has to pick it up?

Lets put it this way, Sov never leaves an unclean dish in the house.

Cringer · 03-14-2005, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

If I wait one minute more, maybe my reply will go in the correct slot.

wrong

Desnudo · 03-14-2005, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Paging Dee Snyder. Pick up the white courtesy phone.

He's the man we need right now. Time to clean house.

Desnudo · 03-14-2005, 02:40 PM

Right!

sterlingice · 03-14-2005, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

He's the man we need right now. Time to clean house.

Yeah. After all, Dee Snyder is probably available to clean houses at $6 an hour.

SI

Ksyrup · 03-14-2005, 02:52 PM

Dee Snider has had a radio gig for years.

Desnudo · 03-14-2005, 02:53 PM

And makes random appearances on VH1 countdown shows.

Cringer · 03-14-2005, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Lets put it this way, Sov never leaves an unclean dish in the house.

In any house from my guess, since he likes to bust in on others to catch a look.

Balldog · 03-15-2005, 08:05 AM

SOB!

Still haven't seen him.

He just texted messaged me:

Him: What time is your practice? You wanna play MLB 2006 tonight?
Me: Till 7:40, then I am going out with *****. We are missing dishes, any clue?
Him: What kind?
Me: Plates and bowls.

Guess I am going to have to be more specific.

I should have replied, 'the kind in your room'.

Ksyrup · 03-15-2005, 08:17 AM

"What kind?" No response to "plates and bowls?" He's avoiding the question, obviously. He knows exactly what you are referring to. Maybe if you tell him the satellite dish is missing, that would wake his lazy ass up.

Just be direct with him but not in a way that would insult him or make him want to torch your room. This isn't that difficult, really. Sheesh!

rkmsuf · 03-15-2005, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

"What kind?" No response to "plates and bowls?" He's avoiding the question, obviously. He knows exactly what you are referring to. Maybe if you tell him the satellite dish is missing, that would wake his lazy ass up.

Just be direct with him but not in a way that would insult him or make him want to torch your room. This isn't that difficult, really. Sheesh!

It's futile anyway. Gurantee, in fact I'll bet anyone, that if the guy brings the dishes out and in some miracle sticks them in the dishwasher, within a week there's a pile right back in his room.

Balldog · 03-15-2005, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

It's futile anyway. Gurantee, in fact I'll bet anyone, that if the guy brings the dishes out and in some miracle sticks them in the dishwasher, within a week there's a pile right back in his room.

It will surely be interesting, as I ran the dishwasher last night before I went to bed so the dishwasher is full of clean dishes. So I am guessing either he will take all the dishes from his room and just sit them on the counter or he will do nothing but he obviously has the time tonight since he wants to play video games.

Balldog · 03-15-2005, 08:36 AM

FINALLY.

He replies "I have a couple in my room, I will wash them tonight"

We shall see.

Balldog · 05-19-2005, 07:36 PM

So tonight we go out to Fricker's and have a few beers, I let him know I am moving out in August. He and his family are pissed, I am happy.

....the end.

(Once again there are dirty dishes piled up in his room, his dad (our landlord) will also be glad to find a 3 foot diameter Pepsi stain on his bedroom floor.)

jbmagic · 05-19-2005, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Balldog

So tonight we go out to Fricker's and have a few beers, I let him know I am moving out in August. He and his family are pissed, I am happy.

....the end.

(Once again there are dirty dishes piled up in his room, his dad (our landlord) will also be glad to find a 3 foot diameter Pepsi stain on his bedroom floor.)

did he ask why?

Desnudo · 05-19-2005, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Balldog

So tonight we go out to Fricker's and have a few beers, I let him know I am moving out in August. He and his family are pissed, I am happy.

....the end.

(Once again there are dirty dishes piled up in his room, his dad (our landlord) will also be glad to find a 3 foot diameter Pepsi stain on his bedroom floor.)

You should sign him up for Queer Eye before you leave.

Balldog · 06-10-2005, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by jbmagic

did he ask why?

How did I miss this?

Anyway, yes he did. I just told him that with his situation (getting married in April), that it doesn't make sense for me to live there and our lease is up July 31. He said that his dad (our landlord) was ok with us signing a lease renewal to April. I then told him that moving in April is about impossible for me with working and coaching baseball, and if I move out now I will have a roommate if I wait until April I don't know what I could do.

The funny thing is, his dad said that I could continue living there after April for an additional discount rate. We are already staying there for $300 less per month than the other tennants. He did not make this offer to his son if I move out in August.

My new roomie and I are signing a lease for the new apartments tomorrow, it would be nice to live there now since there is a brand new pool and its been 90 degrees everyday this week. New roomie already asked to sign up for the College Gameplan in the Fall, old roomie said no when I asked him to sign up for it last Fall. I like this better already.

Ksyrup · 06-10-2005, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Balldog

My new roomie and I are signing a lease for the new apartments tomorrow, it would be nice to live there now since there is a brand new pool and its been 90 degrees everyday this week.

Stay tuned for I Want to Kill My Roommate, The Sequel.

Balldog · 06-10-2005, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Stay tuned for I Want to Kill My Roommate, The Sequel.

Na, I know for a fact this guy is a lot better to live with.

03-14-2005, 02:00 PM	#53
Balldog Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Macomb, MI	UIC?

03-14-2005, 02:33 PM	#56
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	Fck this bug. How long are we going to take this? At some point we have to say we're not gonnna take it anymore. Last edited by Desnudo : 03-14-2005 at 02:33 PM.*

03-14-2005, 02:39 PM	#59
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	If I wait one minute more, maybe my reply will go in the correct slot. Last edited by Desnudo : 03-14-2005 at 02:39 PM.

03-14-2005, 02:52 PM	#66
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Dee Snider has had a radio gig for years. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

03-15-2005, 08:17 AM	#70
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	"What kind?" No response to "plates and bowls?" He's avoiding the question, obviously. He knows exactly what you are referring to. Maybe if you tell him the satellite dish is missing, that would wake his lazy ass up. Just be direct with him but not in a way that would insult him or make him want to torch your room. This isn't that difficult, really. Sheesh! __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

03-14-2005, 02:40 PM	#64
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	Right!

03-14-2005, 02:53 PM	#67
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	And makes random appearances on VH1 countdown shows.

03-15-2005, 08:05 AM	#69
Balldog Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Macomb, MI	SOB! Still haven't seen him. He just texted messaged me: Him: What time is your practice? You wanna play MLB 2006 tonight? Me: Till 7:40, then I am going out with *****. We are missing dishes, any clue? Him: What kind? Me: Plates and bowls. Guess I am going to have to be more specific. I should have replied, 'the kind in your room'.

03-15-2005, 08:36 AM	#73
Balldog Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Macomb, MI	FINALLY. He replies "I have a *couple* in my room, I will wash them tonight" We shall see.

05-19-2005, 07:36 PM	#74
Balldog Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Macomb, MI	So tonight we go out to Fricker's and have a few beers, I let him know I am moving out in August. He and his family are pissed, I am happy. ....the end. (Once again there are dirty dishes piled up in his room, his dad (our landlord) will also be glad to find a 3 foot diameter Pepsi stain on his bedroom floor.)

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