I’m such a pussy….a conversation with my girlfriend

[Sharpieman]

Originally Posted by Samdari

But, see, to us sex DOES mean we won. You women are so easily fooled, thinking you are manipulating us by trading sex for what you want. The truth is, we would gladly trade just about anything for sex - you are not manipulating us when you do so, in fact, its exactly the opposite.

You know, that sadly is very true.

[Sharpieman]

The timestamp bug is going crazy on this thread

[sterlingice]

Originally Posted by Blackadar

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This reminds me of Schmidty's "You add so much to FOFC. Actually, let me re-state that: We could replace you with a full-time sloth who simply types keywords into GIS. Bravo." to FN. That said, I had to side with FN in this one just on the grounds that some days I could be misidentified as a GIS bot, too

But I was just waiting for someone to throw one of those type quotes out

SI

[Blackadar]

Originally Posted by sterlingice

This reminds me of Schmidty's "You add so much to FOFC. Actually, let me re-state that: We could replace you with a full-time sloth who simply types keywords into GIS. Bravo." to FN. That said, I had to side with FN in this one just on the grounds that some days I could be misidentified as a GIS bot, too

But I was just waiting for someone to throw one of those type quotes out

SI

Sloth?

[sterlingice]

Originally Posted by Balldog

You don't think that she might have called just to establish her dominance, for lack of a better word. Women are not plain and simple, black and white, they are all different. I know plenty of guys that have serious girls that pull this shit on them when its guy's night out or whatever. I also know plenty of guys that serious girls that know not to call on guy's night out unless there was an accident or death in the family, a real emergency.

I know what you are saying but not all women are pleasant little angels.

Thankfully Erica is not like that but one of my best friends has a wife just like that. She has to call him 87 times in any given evening, usually about the most mundane things. Why would you do that? Just to use it as a leash or something?

Originally Posted by st.cronin

This thread is why I don't own a cell phone.

Not why I don't have a cell but I'm definitely cut out of the KSyrup mould of "I'll answer every call if I'm not doing something important". I like my free time and I'll spend it as I see fit. I've gotta side with oykib on this kind of thing since I'm in the type of relationship where it works for us- I don't require too many ridiculous things of her and she doesn't of me.

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

I don't know what's more pathetic. That this chick called Sharpie ten times and then threw a hissy fit when she wasn't the center of his universe for an evening. Or that Sharpie apologized for doing absolutely nothing wrong.

Word. This thread was good but the 8ish posts of FWR make it gold.

Originally Posted by Suicane75

Man, Noop and Shorty opening a detective Agency on South Beach, i'm gonna pitch that to CBS.

Or just replace the cast and writers of CSI:Miami with it. It'd be better than it is now. Lots more comedy, even if it's unintentional.

SI

[Telle]

She sounds manipulative and bitchy to me. But if the sex is good... I wouldn't go making any long term plans though; women like this don't tend to improve with marriage.

[sterlingice]

Originally Posted by Blackadar

Sloth?

Is that a 2 or 3 toed sloth?

SI

[Sharpieman]

Originally Posted by Desnudo

Yep. The cat's out the bag. Sharpieman will be an empty husk of his former self within a few years.

The simplest way to handle it is to let someone know ahead of time what the deal is. Once you're in the not answering the phone phase, you're already cooked.

[Desnudo]

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

I did nothing of the sort. Besides, he called himself a pussy first.

I just think it's sad when a guy can't go out with his men friends without being hassled, or made to feel guilty for it by their girlfriends. And now that Sharpie's apologized, she'll pull this little manipulation again.

Yep. The cat's out the bag. Sharpieman will be an empty husk of his former self within a few years.

The simplest way to handle it is to let someone know ahead of time what the deal is. Once you're in the not answering the phone phase, you're already cooked.

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by Desnudo

One of my best friends is like that, except he also calls her all the time too.

poor bastard

[Desnudo]

Originally Posted by sterlingice

Thankfully Erica is not like that but one of my best friends has a wife just like that. She has to call him 87 times in any given evening, usually about the most mundane things. Why would you do that? Just to use it as a leash or something?
SI

One of my best friends is like that, except he also calls her all the time too.

[Desnudo]

Originally Posted by Sharpieman

Sorry man, but coming to terms with it is better than pretending it's not happening. I suggest buying the Clint Eastwood library of DVDs and some Scotch if you want to have a chance of recovery.

[sterlingice]

Originally Posted by Desnudo

One of my best friends is like that, except he also calls her all the time too.

I think it's one of those things that's kindof good for us in a morbid sense. We both see it and both dislike it and realize how much we both dislike it so we try to not be like that.

SI

[rkmsuf]

"Believe it or not, George, isn't at home, please leave a mes-saaage at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the pho-one. Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not hooome."