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Old 02-10-2005, 03:32 PM   #51
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...de/4253849.stm

Woman jailed for testicle attack

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

'Pulled hard'

Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self defence.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."
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Old 02-10-2005, 03:40 PM   #52
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Pulled hard? Pulled Hard?

Ouch!
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Old 02-10-2005, 03:52 PM   #53
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Please stop bumping this thread. Thanks.
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Old 02-10-2005, 04:16 PM   #54
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Looks like she waxes that unibrow frequently.
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Old 02-10-2005, 06:01 PM   #55
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Often times when people go to prison for the first time, they end up being some other prisoner's bitch and they get fucked with mercilessly by inmates and even guards. Sometimes guard even rape the new female inmates.

I don't think this girl is going to have to worry about any of that stuff. She is going to be just fine.
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Old 02-10-2005, 06:17 PM   #56
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wow, i didn't think the judge had the balls to send her to prison.
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Old 02-10-2005, 06:18 PM   #57
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I have seen many women's prison movies... She just might be a celebrity in the joint. (Especially if she likes lingerie & leather whips!)
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