Another crazy woman rips off a testicle

vex · 01-14-2005, 08:37 AM

A jilted woman today admitted ripping off her ex-lover’s testicle with her bare hands after he refused to have sex with her.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after her ex-boyfriend, 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones, rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party.

She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: “That’s yours.”

Monti, of Birkenhead, Merseyside, pleaded guilty to wounding at Liverpool Crown Court today and will be sentenced next month.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term relationship with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on May 30, Monti offered to collect Mr Jones from a barbecue and drive him to his home in Netherton, Merseyside. She then drove him to another party and then home again, where friends joined them for more drinks.

As the drinks party was winding down, Monti told Mr Jones she wanted to discuss their relationship and offered him sex.

When he refused, she grabbed his face and a struggle ensued.

Mr Jones threw petite Monti, who is little more than 5ft 2ins tall, out of the house. She then smashed a window and confronted him on the doorstep as he went to investigate.

Another struggle took place and Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she pulled down Mr Jones’ shorts.

In a statement read out by judge Charles James, Mr Jones continued: “I was left standing in my underpants. She was still lying on the floor.

“Suddenly she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain.”

Referring to his friend Danny McDonagh, who was sleeping at the house after the party, Mr Jones said: “I believe Danny walked out shortly afterwards. He came into the kitchen and said to me, ’That’s yours’, and I saw that he was holding one of my testicles in his hand.”

Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

Defence barrister Wendy Lloyd said her client did not remember much of the incident. However, she accepted the prosecution’s version of events and did not claim to have acted in self-defence.

Monti, who spoke only to confirm her name and enter a guilty plea, was released on conditional bail for sentence on February 10.

http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=3988549

rkmsuf · 01-14-2005, 08:39 AM

A dog eating it would make this story.

What kind of man lets a petite woman rip his nut off?

Raiders Army · 01-14-2005, 08:43 AM

As I was reading this, I alternately grinned and winced.

flere-imsaho · 01-14-2005, 09:03 AM

I'm seriously considering wearing a cup for the rest of my life.

Ksyrup · 01-14-2005, 09:07 AM

There's some strange/funny writing in this story...like:

"When he refused, she grabbed his face"

How do you grab onto someone's face? Did it have a handle?

flere-imsaho · 01-14-2005, 09:20 AM

Ears. Have you never head-butted anyone?

Ksyrup · 01-14-2005, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flere-imsaho

Ears. Have you never head-butted anyone?

The ears on on the head. Although the face is on the head, this says she grabbed his face, not his head.

Perhaps she bowling-balled him with two fingers in the eyes and a thumb up his nose...

Ksyrup · 01-14-2005, 09:27 AM

That head doesn't have a face.

rkmsuf · 01-14-2005, 09:28 AM

she grabbed his other head

MacroGuru · 01-14-2005, 09:29 AM

This has to be my favorite quote out of this entire article.

She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: “That’s yours.”

Noop · 01-14-2005, 10:25 AM

She should be sentenced to death.

Suicane75 · 01-14-2005, 10:27 AM

That woman has alot of balls to do that to a man.

Noop · 01-14-2005, 10:36 AM

Seriously who turns down sex from a woman?

Suicane75 · 01-14-2005, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noop

Seriously who turns down sex from a woman?

Maybe she looked like this,
http://www.cbs.com/primetime/survivo...io/wanda.shtml

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-14-2005, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicane75

That woman has alot of balls

Maybe she's done it before?

sovereignstar · 01-14-2005, 10:41 AM

Burn her!

Noop · 01-14-2005, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicane75

Maybe she looked like this,
http://www.cbs.com/primetime/survivo...io/wanda.shtml

It has no face just a feel....

Suicane75 · 01-14-2005, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Maybe she's done it before?

I'm glad i was born with 3.

Ksyrup · 01-14-2005, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicane75

I'm glad i was born with 3.

In that case, the witty response from the friend could have been, "Here, take one of mine."

cuervo72 · 01-14-2005, 11:19 AM

Critch found this the other day:

hxxp://cwis.livjm.ac.uk/sps/staff/support.htm

Suicane75 · 01-14-2005, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuervo72

Critch found this the other day:

hxxp://cwis.livjm.ac.uk/sps/staff/support.htm

Shes pretty. But not "here, have a testicle" pretty.

rkmsuf · 01-14-2005, 11:24 AM

I'd hit it even if I'm risking a nut.

bbor · 01-14-2005, 11:30 AM

They should rip one of her tits off so all things are even...or uneven,whichever you prefer.

rkmsuf · 01-14-2005, 11:31 AM

staple the nut to her "region" and see how she likes walking around with it.

WSUCougar · 01-14-2005, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicane75

That woman has alot of balls to do that to a man.

No, a lot of ball.

And I just want to add that this thread is very disturbing. "Ripped off a testicle" is one of the most awful phrases I can imagine, right up there with "Roseanne Barr sings the anthem."

Anthony · 01-14-2005, 11:38 AM

he should be allowed to remove her clitoris with crude instruments like the Africans do.

Critch · 01-14-2005, 11:42 AM

"Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth"

I think this young lady may be a bit crazy.

Normally when somebody gets really drunk and puts detached genitals in their mouth it's cos they've stopped off for a Big Mac.

sovereignstar · 01-14-2005, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuervo72

Critch found this the other day:

hxxp://cwis.livjm.ac.uk/sps/staff/support.htm

Found what?

Suicane75 · 01-14-2005, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hukarez

Perhaps this is the only rare instance where the guy wouldn't want the lady to swallow?

Actually, at that point i'd like to make her eat it.

hukarez · 01-14-2005, 11:58 AM

Perhaps this is the only rare instance where the guy wouldn't want the lady to swallow?

rkmsuf · 01-14-2005, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sovereignstar

Found what?

the nut eater

sovereignstar · 01-14-2005, 12:05 PM

Christ almighty, can't a guy just post her damn picture?

http://cwis.livjm.ac.uk/sps/staff/support.htm

Take that!

Wolfpack · 01-14-2005, 12:14 PM

Does anyone know how much force it takes to rip a testicle out? I would've thought the skin would at least have held up better under the assault, unless she's got daggers for nails or something....

Still, very cringe-worthy.

Anthony · 01-14-2005, 12:15 PM

she looks like the type who has no remorse after ripping off a testicle.

she has that content look on her face that says "i've ripped off a testicle once, and i'd do it again if need be".

DeToxRox · 01-14-2005, 12:22 PM

That's an unusual way to tea bag

Anthony · 01-14-2005, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfpack

Does anyone know how much force it takes to rip a testicle out? I would've thought the skin would at least have held up better under the assault, unless she's got daggers for nails or something....

Still, very cringe-worthy.

my wife doesn't believe this. i'm thinking there's more to the story. if this is the case our nuts are in serious danger.

you would think it'd take more than a tug to rip one off. especialy since she pulled it out while he was wearing his underwear. mighty strong grip. crush it? yes, that i can believe. but let's say it takes about 3 or so seconds of really strong pulling - why wouldn't he punch her or something? fucking weird story.

Suicane75 · 01-14-2005, 12:32 PM

I believe his underwear came down first.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-14-2005, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicane75

Shes pretty. But not "here, have a testicle" pretty.

I think I want to join Franklin's quest for the return of the QOTM. This one had me laughing for a good five minutes.

DeToxRox · 01-14-2005, 12:38 PM

Good thing she isn't in the NBA..

.. WHAT A BALL HOG!

OOOOOH!

.. No.. bad.

rkmsuf · 01-14-2005, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

my wife doesn't believe this. i'm thinking there's more to the story. if this is the case our nuts are in serious danger.

you would think it'd take more than a tug to rip one off. especialy since she pulled it out while he was wearing his underwear. mighty strong grip. crush it? yes, that i can believe. but let's say it takes about 3 or so seconds of really strong pulling - why wouldn't he punch her or something? fucking weird story.

maybe he had a loose nut

Desnudo · 01-14-2005, 01:04 PM

Chalk this one up as a thread title I didn't need to read first thing in the morning.

Anthony · 01-14-2005, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicane75

I believe his underwear came down first.

his shorts came down...then he was left standing in his underwear...and shortly thereafter he was minus one testicle. get your timeline down, man.

Franklinnoble · 01-14-2005, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

I think I want to join Franklin's quest for the return of the QOTM. This one had me laughing for a good five minutes.

Viva la revolucion!

I got nothing.

AnalBumCover · 01-14-2005, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeToxRoxDVHStyle

That's an unusual way to tea bag

I was rolling when I read this.

tategter · 01-14-2005, 03:25 PM

great thread. in a painful cringing funny sort of way...

korme · 01-18-2005, 11:24 AM

1. This guys testicle is obviously laying around somewhere, maybe on a coffee table. How does this 3rd "friend" know, upon visual inspection, whos testicle it is?

2. Why is this guy, missing a testicle, still sticking around at this party/social engagement/whatever to be handed his testicle by a friend, as if he simply misplaced it? "Hey dude, you left this in the other room."

This story seems a little fake, IMHO.

rkmsuf · 01-18-2005, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

1. This guys testicle is obviously laying around somewhere, maybe on a coffee table. How does this 3rd "friend" know, upon visual inspection, whos testicle it is?

2. Why is this guy, missing a testicle, still sticking around at this party/social engagement/whatever to be handed his testicle by a friend, as if he simply misplaced it? "Hey dude, you left this in the other room."

This story seems a little fake, IMHO.

1. The guy lying on the floor crying. That's who I'd hand it to.

2. You try leaving the house with one nut. Very intimidating.

korme · 01-18-2005, 12:06 PM

well played rkmsuf, well played

Suicane75 · 01-18-2005, 12:09 PM

Perhaps he stuck the testicle on his forehead and said, "Hey, who am I?" to which the partygoers replied "SHORTY!!" And then they returned to their festivities.

rkmsuf · 01-18-2005, 12:10 PM

well played

01-14-2005, 08:39 AM	#2
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	A dog eating it would make this story. What kind of man lets a petite woman rip his nut off? __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

01-14-2005, 09:07 AM	#5
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	There's some strange/funny writing in this story...like: "When he refused, she grabbed his face" How do you grab onto someone's face? Did it have a handle? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

01-14-2005, 09:27 AM	#8
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	That head doesn't have a face. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

01-14-2005, 09:28 AM	#9
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	she grabbed his other head __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

01-14-2005, 09:29 AM	#10
MacroGuru Coordinator Join Date: May 2003 Location: Utah	This has to be my favorite quote out of this entire article. She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: “That’s yours.” __________________ "forgetting what is in the past, I strive for the future"

01-14-2005, 08:43 AM	#3
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	As I was reading this, I alternately grinned and winced.

01-14-2005, 09:03 AM	#4
flere-imsaho Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Chicagoland	I'm seriously considering wearing a cup for the rest of my life.

01-14-2005, 09:20 AM	#6
flere-imsaho Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Chicagoland	Ears. Have you never head-butted anyone?

01-14-2005, 10:25 AM	#11
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	She should be sentenced to death. __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

01-14-2005, 10:27 AM	#12
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	That woman has alot of balls to do that to a man.

01-14-2005, 10:36 AM	#13
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	Seriously who turns down sex from a woman? __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

01-14-2005, 10:41 AM	#16
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	Burn her!

01-14-2005, 11:19 AM	#20
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Critch found this the other day: hxxp://cwis.livjm.ac.uk/sps/staff/support.htm __________________ null

01-14-2005, 11:24 AM	#22
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	I'd hit it even if I'm risking a nut. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

01-14-2005, 11:30 AM	#23
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	They should rip one of her tits off so all things are even...or uneven,whichever you prefer. __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

01-14-2005, 11:31 AM	#24
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	staple the nut to her "region" and see how she likes walking around with it. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

01-14-2005, 11:38 AM	#26
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	he should be allowed to remove her clitoris with crude instruments like the Africans do.

01-14-2005, 11:42 AM	#27
Critch lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Herndon, VA	"Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth" I think this young lady may be a bit crazy. Normally when somebody gets really drunk and puts detached genitals in their mouth it's cos they've stopped off for a Big Mac.

01-14-2005, 11:58 AM	#30
hukarez College Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Chula Vista, CA	Perhaps this is the only rare instance where the guy wouldn't want the lady to swallow? __________________ ...what we have here is a man who looks like Tarzan, but fights like Jane! My VG collection \| Xbox 360 Gamertag: ManThol \| PS3 Network ID: hukarez Doce Pares International - San Diego Council Filipino Martial Arts Digest tweet tweet twitter

01-14-2005, 12:05 PM	#32
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	Christ almighty, can't a guy just post her damn picture? http://cwis.livjm.ac.uk/sps/staff/support.htm http://cwis.livjm.ac.uk/sps/staff/support.htm http://cwis.livjm.ac.uk/sps/staff/support.htm Take that!

01-14-2005, 12:14 PM	#33
Wolfpack Pro Rookie Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Raleigh, NC	Does anyone know how much force it takes to rip a testicle out? I would've thought the skin would at least have held up better under the assault, unless she's got daggers for nails or something.... Still, very cringe-worthy.

01-14-2005, 12:15 PM	#34
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	she looks like the type who has no remorse after ripping off a testicle. she has that content look on her face that says "i've ripped off a testicle once, and i'd do it again if need be".

01-14-2005, 12:22 PM	#35
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	That's an unusual way to tea bag

01-14-2005, 12:32 PM	#37
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	I believe his underwear came down first.

01-14-2005, 12:38 PM	#39
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	Good thing she isn't in the NBA.. .. WHAT A BALL HOG! OOOOOH! .. No.. bad.

01-14-2005, 01:04 PM	#41
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	Chalk this one up as a thread title I didn't need to read first thing in the morning.

01-14-2005, 03:25 PM	#45
tategter High School JV Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Florida Swampland	great thread. in a painful cringing funny sort of way...

01-18-2005, 11:24 AM	#46
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	1. This guys testicle is obviously laying around somewhere, maybe on a coffee table. How does this 3rd "friend" know, upon visual inspection, whos testicle it is? 2. Why is this guy, missing a testicle, still sticking around at this party/social engagement/whatever to be handed his testicle by a friend, as if he simply misplaced it? "Hey dude, you left this in the other room." This story seems a little fake, IMHO.

01-18-2005, 12:06 PM	#48
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	well played rkmsuf, well played

01-18-2005, 12:09 PM	#49
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Perhaps he stuck the testicle on his forehead and said, "Hey, who am I?" to which the partygoers replied "SHORTY!!" And then they returned to their festivities.

01-18-2005, 12:10 PM	#50
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	well played __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

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