Help me be a dink - Page 2

Fidatelo · 04-13-2009, 12:53 PM

A couple co-workers have expanded on the peanut butter idea. Honey was suggested, as was acrylic, contact cement, and even just straight concrete. I'm starting to lean towards honey due to its transparency, but I'm not certain on whether it will be thick enough to keep the coins suspended throughout the jar rather than sinking to the bottom. Another option would be to just stick a $20 bill into a jar and then encase it in honey.

This is so much fun!

sterlingice · 04-13-2009, 12:58 PM

Now if you had a few million years, you could get it encased in amber like the insects in Jurassic Park

Do you have a time machine? That would make it easier

SI

JediKooter · 04-13-2009, 01:05 PM

Tell him you donated the money to a gambling addiction charity

stevew · 04-13-2009, 01:11 PM

Go to the biggest bus station in town. Rent a locker, take the key. Put the envelope with 20 bucks in it. Hand him the locker key. Tell him good luck finding it.

DaddyTorgo · 04-13-2009, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Fidatelo

A couple co-workers have expanded on the peanut butter idea. Honey was suggested, as was acrylic, contact cement, and even just straight concrete. I'm starting to lean towards honey due to its transparency, but I'm not certain on whether it will be thick enough to keep the coins suspended throughout the jar rather than sinking to the bottom. Another option would be to just stick a $20 bill into a jar and then encase it in honey.

This is so much fun!

i think the idea of honey is great but is screaming out for you to test it first

again i stick by the "you want a mass of stuff that makes it difficult to get the coins out" idea too. not just a lil jar of honey...a JUG of honey. Or two jugs combined.

Bad-example · 04-13-2009, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Fidatelo

A couple co-workers have expanded on the peanut butter idea. Honey was suggested, as was acrylic, contact cement, and even just straight concrete. I'm starting to lean towards honey due to its transparency, but I'm not certain on whether it will be thick enough to keep the coins suspended throughout the jar rather than sinking to the bottom. Another option would be to just stick a $20 bill into a jar and then encase it in honey.

This is so much fun!

Take the peanut butter, combine with the coins, place in diaper, place in box, add wrapping and ribbon.

TCY Junkie · 04-13-2009, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Lorena

Or make fake poop from chocolate and put the $$ in it.

Take three ones and make an arrow sticking in the poop pointing to the rest of the money. I did that to a waitress one time I knew with a roll, everybody was looking at me like I was crazy but she liked it.

Gary Gorski · 04-13-2009, 01:41 PM

You could buy a coin that's worth $20 and then pay him the one coin

DaddyTorgo · 04-13-2009, 01:45 PM

but then it might appreciate and be worth more

RendeR · 04-13-2009, 02:02 PM

Get the largest bottle of KY you can find, drop in bills and coins both. The bills will have to be washed and dried to be used. the coins will sink to the bottom due to weight.

JediKooter · 04-13-2009, 02:27 PM

Hide it in Kathy Griffins ass crack.

Dr. Sak · 04-13-2009, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Hide it in Kathy Griffins ass crack.

Everything in there belongs to Pumpy!

Kathy Griffin · 04-13-2009, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Hide it in Kathy Griffins ass crack.

Don't even think about it! My ass crack is reserved property!

Kathy Griffin · 04-13-2009, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Sak

Everything in there belongs to Pumpy!

It most certainly does not!

JediKooter · 04-13-2009, 02:35 PM

I heard it's like the Bermuda Triangle in there.

Ksyrup · 04-13-2009, 02:41 PM

This is the kind of talk that makes me take 6 month sabbaticals away from this place.

TCY Junkie · 04-13-2009, 02:43 PM

Don't worry he probably got the story backwards.

04-13-2009, 12:58 PM	#52
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04-13-2009, 01:05 PM	#53
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Tell him you donated the money to a gambling addiction charity __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

04-13-2009, 01:41 PM	#58
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04-13-2009, 02:02 PM	#60
RendeR Coordinator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Buffalo, NY	Get the largest bottle of KY you can find, drop in bills and coins both. The bills will have to be washed and dried to be used. the coins will sink to the bottom due to weight. __________________ http://wotlabs.net/s...8/signature.png http://wotlabs.net/sig_dark/na/banichi18/signature.png Last edited by RendeR : 04-13-2009 at 02:02 PM.

04-13-2009, 02:27 PM	#61
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Hide it in Kathy Griffins ass crack. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

04-13-2009, 01:11 PM	#54
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Go to the biggest bus station in town. Rent a locker, take the key. Put the envelope with 20 bucks in it. Hand him the locker key. Tell him good luck finding it.

04-13-2009, 01:45 PM	#59
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	but then it might appreciate and be worth more

04-13-2009, 02:35 PM	#65
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	I heard it's like the Bermuda Triangle in there. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

04-13-2009, 02:41 PM	#66
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	This is the kind of talk that makes me take 6 month sabbaticals away from this place. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

04-13-2009, 02:43 PM	#67
TCY Junkie College Prospect Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: TX	Don't worry he probably got the story backwards. __________________ I try to open things I probably have no chance of opening.

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