Silliest Things You've Heard During Sex - Page 2

Fritz · 05-07-2003, 08:32 PM

"have you seen the leaf blower?"

Mantle2600 · 05-07-2003, 09:34 PM

"I havent been fucked like that since Horns Maniac."

What a typical woman says after having sex with a blind 12 year old girl.

moriarty · 05-07-2003, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fritz
"have you seen the leaf blower?"

mckerney · 05-07-2003, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Franklinnoble
"You're going to erase that tape when we're done, right?"

"We're taping this over the footage of me pretending that golfball retriever is a lightsaber, right?"

mckerney · 05-07-2003, 10:22 PM

"Wait, I'll be right back. Criollo just updated..."

vex · 05-08-2003, 01:21 AM

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Originally posted by mckerney
"Wait, I'll be right back. Criollo just updated..."

I was holding my g/f a couple of weeks ago and had to say that

cartman · 05-08-2003, 06:09 AM

"You aren't familiar with the Madam Butterfly story, are you?"

Fritz · 05-08-2003, 06:45 AM

"whats that behind your back Lorena?

Ekoostik Head · 05-08-2003, 09:12 AM

"oops..."
"you want to put what where?"
"the gasoline burns"
"no more cheese!"
"wish you looked more like Strom Thurmond"

05-07-2003, 09:34 PM	#52
Mantle2600 High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Dawg Pound	"I havent been fucked like that since Horns Maniac." What a typical woman says after having sex with a blind 12 year old girl. __________________ Member of the Underground Browns. Cavs. Tribe. Buckeyes. Period.

05-08-2003, 06:09 AM	#57
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	"You aren't familiar with the Madam Butterfly story, are you?" __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint Last edited by cartman : 05-08-2003 at 06:10 AM.

05-08-2003, 06:45 AM	#58
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	"whats that behind your back Lorena? __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster Last edited by Fritz : 05-08-2003 at 10:19 AM.

05-07-2003, 10:22 PM	#55
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	"Wait, I'll be right back. Criollo just updated..."

05-08-2003, 09:12 AM	#59
Ekoostik Head n00b Join Date: Apr 2003	"oops..." "you want to put what where?" "the gasoline burns" "no more cheese!" "wish you looked more like Strom Thurmond"

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