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College Prospect
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Silliest Things You've Heard During Sex
There you go JAG, I did it for you. I'll start.
"Is it in yet?" Oh wait, that's not silly. It's sad. Oh well, at least I'm still the pimp that I see in all of my fantasies. No one can ever take that away from me. EVER.
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"All I know is that smart women are hot. Susan Polgar beat me in 24 moves in a simultaneous exhbition. I slept with the scoresheet under my pillow." Off some dude's web site. |
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05-07-2003, 02:16 PM | #2 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Fairfax, VA
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"Can we do it doggie style so I can watch the x-files."
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05-07-2003, 02:19 PM | #3 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Allen Park, MI
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I second the "is it in yet" but with a slight whimper in my voice. And yes, it was as pathetic as it sounds.
TLK |
05-07-2003, 02:20 PM | #4 |
Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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"Wrong hole"
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05-07-2003, 02:21 PM | #5 |
Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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"horsey horsey horsey"
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donkey, donkey, walk a little faster |
05-07-2003, 02:21 PM | #6 |
lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: sans pants
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"Do I get that promotion now?"
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com |
05-07-2003, 02:21 PM | #7 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Seattle, WA
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"Dear Lord in heaven, forgive me for the terrible and vile sin I am about to commit......."
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We have always been at war with Eastasia. |
05-07-2003, 02:23 PM | #8 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Seattle, WA
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Or.......
"Roll Tide!" "It's rollin' baby, it's rollin'!!"
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We have always been at war with Eastasia. |
05-07-2003, 02:26 PM | #9 | |
General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Quote:
I've heard that one before...
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UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO |
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05-07-2003, 02:28 PM | #10 |
Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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"Are you peeing out the window?"
"Respect you in the morning? I don't respect you now." "Spank my Pussy." "a little bit of jelly and a whole lotta roll." "why do you want me to wear the Barbara Bush mask?." "you have a hair stuck to your forehead." "oral sex aint worth it if you don't risk brain damage" "what are doing with that egg beater?"
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donkey, donkey, walk a little faster Last edited by Fritz : 05-07-2003 at 02:36 PM. |
05-07-2003, 02:31 PM | #11 |
Mascot
Join Date: Feb 2003
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"I hope that's the cat making that noise."
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It's not my show, but I'm on that show - Dick Juaron |
05-07-2003, 02:32 PM | #12 | |
Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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Quote:
Yeah, but did you re-direct, or keep on goin'? |
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05-07-2003, 02:44 PM | #13 |
High School Varsity
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Mississippi
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.........and just when I thought it couldn't get any worse.
It just did.
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The Dallas Cowboys!! America's Team will rise again. |
05-07-2003, 02:45 PM | #14 |
College Prospect
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Edmonton, Alberta
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"I said keep the bag on!"
What can I say? I was suffocating!!!
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Just trying to get by unnoticed... Loyal fan of the Edmonton Oilers and Philadelphia Eagles. |
05-07-2003, 02:46 PM | #15 |
Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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overheard while at a sleepover at Marmels:
"Mom, don't forget to sign my report card."
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donkey, donkey, walk a little faster |
05-07-2003, 02:46 PM | #16 |
Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Here
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"make me cum"
I had a good laugh at that one |
05-07-2003, 02:49 PM | #17 | |
Pro Rookie
Join Date: Oct 2000
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That was funny. |
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05-07-2003, 02:50 PM | #18 |
College Starter
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: A negative place
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"Stop wiggling your butt, you might spill my beer".
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05-07-2003, 02:54 PM | #19 |
H.S. Freshman Team
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Vancouver BC
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Will it taste bad when you cum in my mouth?
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05-07-2003, 02:54 PM | #20 |
College Prospect
Join Date: Apr 2003
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"Be careful, that looks like it'll hurt me. Wait, just put the head in!"
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"All I know is that smart women are hot. Susan Polgar beat me in 24 moves in a simultaneous exhbition. I slept with the scoresheet under my pillow." Off some dude's web site. |
05-07-2003, 03:04 PM | #21 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Keene, NH
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true story:
after a particularly athletic session, my wife said..."I didn't know I had it in me". it's been a recurring joke with us ever since
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Mile High Hockey |
05-07-2003, 03:09 PM | #22 |
Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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"Baaaaaaaa"
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05-07-2003, 03:10 PM | #23 | |
lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: sans pants
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05-07-2003, 03:15 PM | #24 |
Stadium Announcer
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Burke, VA
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"Quick, out the back... Skydog's home!!"
I really hope that one doesn't put me in the doghouse.
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I don't want the world. I just want your half. |
05-07-2003, 03:15 PM | #25 | |
Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Keene, NH
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Quote:
hilarious
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Mile High Hockey |
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05-07-2003, 03:20 PM | #26 |
The boy who cried Trout
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: TX
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"You want to put your what? In my what what?"
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05-07-2003, 03:23 PM | #27 | |
Stadium Announcer
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Burke, VA
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Quote:
it's hard to find a woman that appreciates the "let me put my dick in your jar of Skippy peanut butter" fetish, isn't it?
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I don't want the world. I just want your half. |
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05-07-2003, 03:24 PM | #28 | |
The boy who cried Trout
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: TX
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Quote:
You SWORE you wouldn't tell! Damn you! |
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05-07-2003, 03:24 PM | #29 |
College Starter
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: A negative place
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"You're not as skilled as your father"
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05-07-2003, 03:24 PM | #30 |
Banned
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Location: Placerville, CA
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"You're going to erase that tape when we're done, right?"
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05-07-2003, 03:26 PM | #31 |
General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Satellite of Love
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"You've only done this with me, right?"
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05-07-2003, 03:35 PM | #32 |
Captain Obvious
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Norman, Oklahoma
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You wanna stick that in my ass?
You wanna do what with my sister and me? You wanna do what with my mom and me? You wanna do what with my dad and me? You wanna do what with the neighbors dog and me? That wasnt a pussy fart, that was just air. Your done already? Your not that little My jaw hurts My ass hurts My leg hurts Are you in all the way?
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Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again! |
05-07-2003, 03:38 PM | #33 |
General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Satellite of Love
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"You're my first"
Yeah, sure I am whore. Now spread 'em. |
05-07-2003, 03:44 PM | #34 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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"Ahhh those wacky Bush twins."
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
05-07-2003, 03:46 PM | #35 |
Banned
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Location: Placerville, CA
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"Holy cow, what happened to Christina!?!?!? "
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05-07-2003, 03:48 PM | #36 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2002
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"Well, you're cocky, but not as funny as I'd hoped."
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05-07-2003, 03:50 PM | #37 |
Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Manchester, CT
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I haven't been fucked like that since grade school!
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81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions." |
05-07-2003, 03:55 PM | #38 |
Banned
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Location: Placerville, CA
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"I haven't been fucked like that since prison!"
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05-07-2003, 04:52 PM | #39 | |
Pro Rookie
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Chicago, Ill
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Quote:
You guys are too good.
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Our Deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be? |
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05-07-2003, 05:03 PM | #40 | |
Pro Starter
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Location: Iowa City, IA
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THOSE ARE GREAT ROFL |
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05-07-2003, 05:30 PM | #41 | |
Captain Obvious
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Norman, Oklahoma
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Quote:
I havent been fucked like that since I was a man!
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Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again! |
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05-07-2003, 05:33 PM | #42 |
General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Satellite of Love
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I haven't been fucked like that since I was a hooker.
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05-07-2003, 05:44 PM | #43 | |
Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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Quote:
and all true
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donkey, donkey, walk a little faster |
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05-07-2003, 05:47 PM | #44 |
n00b
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Texas, of course.
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"Is it soup, yet."
"BAM"
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it,it,it |
05-07-2003, 06:34 PM | #45 |
Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Here
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Remembered another:
"Fuck me like I'm a fat bitch" Not sure what she meant by that, but then she screamed harder, so I guess it has to do with being able to do fat women harder b/c of the extra meat. Damn that bitch was a slut, thank god I have a good Christian girl now ...but at least she calls me god in bed. |
05-07-2003, 06:55 PM | #46 |
Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA
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"Did I mention the video camera?"
"On second thought lets turn off the light" "To think of it I was trying to pick up your friend" "I hope you are as good lookin sober" "I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs" "When is this suppose to feel good?" "That leak better be the from the water bed" "Is that you or is your matress stuffed with rotten potatoes" "Its sure nice to be with a woman that I dont have to inflate or blow up" "Wow you are almost as good as my ex!" "I really hate women who think sex is suppose to mean something" "I'm gonna need another beer to do this" |
05-07-2003, 07:01 PM | #47 |
Pro Rookie
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Location: Moorhead
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"I don't speak dog, but she sounds happy!"
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I had something. |
05-07-2003, 07:27 PM | #48 |
College Starter
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Location: La Mirada, CA
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*Zzzzzzzzz*
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ABC's Game Giveaway list Last edited by AnalBumCover : 05-07-2003 at 07:28 PM. |
05-07-2003, 08:06 PM | #49 |
Pro Starter
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Location: Iowa City, IA
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Wow I wish my sex life was this interesting...
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05-07-2003, 08:19 PM | #50 |
Bonafide Seminole Fan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Miami
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"Baby please tell that was pre-cum that just went in my mouth."
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