Cowboys vs Eagles part 3 - superstarshad's Blog

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Cowboys vs Eagles part 3

Posted on January 8, 2010 at 07:51 PM.

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Saturday night marks one of the greatest rematches since the rematch of Apollo Creed vs Balboa. The booing Santa's of Philly hope to to derail them boys. Andy Reid will attempt to use Westbrook in the flats and Desean Jackson via screen passes to neutralize Country Bumpkin's pass rush. In an attempt to keep the elusive playoff win from Jerry Jone's skeletar fingers, the Theodore Roosevelt of coaches will even use Micheal Vick to keep the defense off balance. After neutering Vick and breaking the windshield wiper on his visor, the Dallas D and Coach Country Bumpkin gives the ball to Hollywood Romo. With martini in hand and kango on his head, Romo enters the game. Looking towards the sidelines, he motions for the battering ram predator to enter the game. After doing the electric slide following a 5 yard run-the battery ram predator exits and the red headed step child of coordinators dials up a play for Ginuwine himself......., and no I'm not talking about Miles Austin. Mr. finesse, Roy uno uno enters the game as gay and as lazy as ever. Realizing he made a mistake, the red headed step child sends Miles in to replace Roy! And then the unimaginable happens............... False start #76 offense. Cowboys win 27-14