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Ian Cummings Out for Rest of Development Cycle with Carpal Tunnel 
Posted on July 2, 2009 at 02:02 PM.
Ian Cummings Out for Rest of Development Cycle with Carpal Tunnel
By Ryan Spencer
The Onion: OS



EA Sports President Peter Moore announced today that Madden NFL 10 Lead Developer Ian Cummings would miss the rest of the current development cycle after being diagnosed with an advanced case of carpal tunnel syndrome.

"It was a tough call, but we decided we couldn't jeopardize the rest of his career just for the benefit of these final few weeks of development," Moore said. "Of course Ian, being the trooper that he is, wanted to keep working, but his potential is just too great to take that risk."

It is believed Cummings developed the condition while typing non-stop to answer the estimated 2,400 questions asked of him every day in the OS Madden forums. Security video from inside the EA Sports office appears to show Cummings wincing in pain as he types out a response to yet another question about facemasks.

"I just felt it was important to answer all of the questions the community has, even if it is the tenth time I've discussed the color of the trim on the Dolphins' alternate jerseys," Cummings said.

The injury forced EA Sports to dip into their depleted minor league system, calling up Dennis Waverly, who last worked on NASCAR Thunder 2003, to replace Cummings.

"Yeah, football, I've seen that on TV a couple times," Waverly said. "That Vinny Testaverde is one hell of a player."

Cummings is scheduled to have corrective surgery performed next week by Dr. Lewis Yocum, and is tentatively scheduled to return just in time to get flamed for not rating Knowshon Moreno high enough by some guy with 3 posts.
Comments
# 1 RaychelSnr @ Jul 2
Darn, we'll all miss you Ian

Great 'scoop' Ryan
 
# 2 43Chargers4Now @ Jul 2
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why is the world so CRUEL?
 
# 3 travis a.d. @ Jul 2
I literally lol'd at the "seen football on tv a few times" quote. funny article
 
# 4 Speedy @ Jul 2
This is hilarious.
 
# 5 PlatooN @ Jul 2
nice man
"work on nascar thunder 2003"
haha
 
# 6 FroznYogurt @ Jul 2
Lol, this is really funny
 
# 7 DLaren @ Jul 2
Masterful work of satire. Good job...
 
# 8 Steve_OS @ Jul 2
LMAO!
 
# 9 CM Hooe @ Jul 2
LOL this is awesome. Great stuff
 
# 10 Ruffy @ Jul 3
Save Ian! ala Save Ferris!
 
# 11 PLAYMKR @ Jul 3
A+. Good way to start a Friday...lol
 
# 12 Static Puppet @ Jul 3
LOL. I love this.
 
# 13 rudyjuly2 @ Jul 3
LOL
 
# 14 pfunk880 @ Jul 3
I'm glad I wandered into your arena!
 
# 15 TracerBullet @ Jul 3
Vinny Testaverde lol. Nice read!
 

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