All you need to apply for a coaching position is the ability to "chuck the pigskin," own a Sega Genesis and PS2, and have some serious PowerPoint skills. It's safe to say that we all appreciate this guy's effort.
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My football philosophy is basically an attacking one. We're going to give AIR RAID a whole new definition. Theoretically how many times do you think a team can pass in a game? Challenge accepted. We're going 5 wide, chucking the pigskin all over the place. Never punt. Onside every time. Chip Kelly will be calling me to learn my offense. We will put on an exciting brand of football, we will pack them into the Alerus Center night in and night out, go ahead and blow the roof off the place and add about 35,000 seats to that place. - Deadspin
Battlefield taught me a lot about war. If I were put in charge of a squad we'd be packed with hand grenades & c4. That's all you need. Just blow sh** up and never have to get too close to the enemy. Just start chucking the grenades. If a tank comes, sneak up and throw some c4 on it. Blow that ish up!
I know a lot of you said you had Battlefield experience but I think my tactics will work better. #ChuckTheGrenades