08/04/14 Raw:Or, How I Learned To Not Care About the WWE World Heavyweigh Title Match

[almostbobsaget]

We’re less than two weeks away from The Biggest Party of the Summer, and the rivalry between the Beast and The Champ is about to heat up! What twists will the story take this week? Will the Beast make his presence felt and send Cena a message? Or will The Champ establish his dominance in his house?but Randy Orton doesn’t seem to be in a celebratory mood — big surprise, we know. As the WWE Universe waits to see how Roman Reigns will respond to the SummerSlam challenge laid down by The Viper on SmackDown, what’s in store for Raw? WWE.com has some ideas.

Way to sell the show, guys!

That's What Happens When People Steal From Me!

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For the very first time, we all witnessed Roman Reigns beaten into a state of utter helplessness by Randy Orton last week on Raw — an assault fueled by The Viper’s belief that Reigns cost him a WWE World Heavyweight Championship opportunity at SummerSlam the previous week.
Now that WWE COO Triple H has chosen Brock Lesnar to challenge John Cena for sports-entertainment’s most coveted prize, WWE’s Apex Predator has focused all of his energy on making the juggernaut suffer. On SmackDown, Orton dared Reigns to face him at SummerSlam — a challenge that has yet to be accepted by the powerhouse. Will we get an answer from Reigns on Raw, or has The Viper taken the fight out of one of WWE’s most indomitable Superstars?

Paige's "Friendly Fire"

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No, Paige. That’s not how a trust fall works. After Divas Champion AJ Lee handily dispatched Rosa Mendes on SmackDown, the titleholder fell victim to a surprise sneak attack by her “frenemy” that sent her soaring off the stage and leaving the arena on a stretcher. According to WWE physician Dr. Chris Amann, AJ suffered whiplash as a result of the attack Paige claimed was just some good-natured horseplay.
AJ will no doubt be looking for retribution this week. With her injury at the hands of The Diva of Tomorrow, though, will she be able to attain it?

Dolph, Interrupted

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Intercontinental Champion The Miz’s “moneymaker” just gets more and more punchable as the weeks go on, doesn’t it? On SmackDown, the so-called “A-Lister” saw fit to interrupt Dolph Ziggler’s bout with Alberto Del Rio, causing a distraction that left The Showoff vulnerable to The Mexican Aristocrat’s dreaded Cross Armbreaker submission maneuver. If you’re at all familiar with the storied history between Ziggler and Del Rio, you know that loss had to sting.
But that’s in the past. Now, The Showoff is clearly in pursuit of The Awesome One’s title — a prize that has given the oh-so-Hollywood paparazzi hound a starring role on every WWE program he’s on. Will Ziggler soon steal The Miz’s spotlight?

Kicking into Daniel Bryan Brie Mode

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Warning: NSFW Language

Brie Bella’s back in WWE, but will she soon regret negotiating a match against Stephanie McMahon at SummerSlam? The battle-ready Bella Twin revealed in an exclusive interview on WWE.com that she has no regrets about choosing to face Stephanie on Aug. 17 in Los Angeles, affirming that she’s fighting on behalf of the family members — sister Nikki and husband Daniel Bryan — that have been tormented by The Authority over the past year.
SummerSlam marks Stephanie’s first official in-ring WWE match in more than a decade. Is the Authority matriarch worried about the encounter ahead, or is the savvy daughter of WWE Chairman Mr. McMahon about to unleash some of her family’s time-tested “Ruthless Aggression” on Brie?

One Down, One To Go? (It's official, it's a 6-Man Tag Match at SummerSlam

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It’s a process of elimination for Chris Jericho as he gets ready for his anticipated rematch with Bray Wyatt at SummerSlam. On SmackDown, the Fozzy frontman defeated the hulking Erick Rowan, effectively barring the sheep-masked behemoth from ringside during Y2J’s Aug. 17 clash with The Eater of Worlds. Should Y2J similarly eliminate Luke Harper from this match, Wyatt will be forced into a fair fight against Jericho — a rare scenario indeed for the calculating “Man of 1,000 Truths.” Will Jericho have the opportunity to level the playing field this week?
Don’t miss Raw this Monday at 8/7 CT on USA Network, and be sure to tune in to WWE Network for Raw Pre-Show at 7:30 ET!

My Five-Point Preview in Pictures:

My Client, Brock Lesnar!

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The Feud with the Non-Existent Raw Build Up

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Fandangal Venis

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We Are The Nation Tag Team of Domination Wasted Opportunity

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Bo-Lieve in Crushed Dreams

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[SmashMan]

Aw man, you don't have to run with the Heavyweigh thing anymore - they had a new typo.

[almostbobsaget]

I didn't intend to but I ran out of characters so I said **** it and just did it.

And I had just watched Dr. Strangelove so I couldn't just change the title.

[RyanLaFalce]

I noticed WWE has announced alot of stuff for RAW tonight.

[RyanLaFalce]

Also, I wonder what part of the Internet Triple H will insult tonight.

[EAGLESFAN10]

Haven't watched wrestling in like 2 months can somebody explain to me what's been going on

I will get back into it tonight

[SmashMan]

Booker T's prediction from the preshow is that Stephanie will do something shocking and unexpected.

"Somebody in the fourth row will PASS OUT from shock!"

I love Booker T. Wish he was back on commentary.

[legendkiller5]

Finally Randy dresses the part.

Not bad.