All is lost: the slow death of the NBA (a guy sims through year 2033... lol)

[andyacecandy]

Not sure if this has been posted, but a guy from sbnation simmed NBA 2k through the year 2033 and the results are absolutely hilarious.

In an effort to create the death of the NBA, he makes a draft class consisting of "Doomsday" players who are absolutely awful and have no skills or ratings at all. He loads the draft class into the NBA every season until one by one, all of the NBA players today as we know it, go on to retire... leaving just the doomsday players left.

In the last year, a game goes into 12 overtimes and the final score is 0-3 hahahaha

It's kinda long, but well worth the read. Absolutely hilarious.

http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2014/6/3...-of-basketball

LeBron ends up going to the Lakers, wins a couple more titles and MVPs... while Kobe becomes a journeyman and gets traded to several scrub teams.
Kevin Durant wins tons of MVP awards but sadly, never wins a ring
Kyrie Irving becomes the future of the league and the Cavs go onto create a dynasty and Uncle Drew wins multiple MVPs
Noel and Davis (2 of the league's youngest players) end up being the last remaining original players in the NBA and duke it out in the Eastern Conference Finals.
Obama ends up being President of the United States for over 20 years... lmao

[NothingButCash]

That was a nice read, very good and very funny!

[XXstormmXX]

I love the part with Obama becoming a dictator :P

[Vni]

That was awesome.

Quote:

The Magic are 0-for-193 from the field before Sammy Tentoes hits the game-winning three. Orlando and Denver shoot a combined 1-for-372, or .003. It doesn't matter where they shoot from.

Lol.

[coopsta007]

Wow...that was pretty cool. Also, found it eerie reading into the future and seeing all of today's NBA stars retiring.

[leo2k2ndc]

Poor Nerlens Noel

[sryujsryj]

That was a nice read, very good and very funny!

[poughcujiayi]

very good and very funny!