Raw 9/16/13: Jairo Told Me To

[Bellsprout]

Enjoy that. I'm not sure how long you're gonna get to see it.

Quick countin' ref got all quick county and now confusion reigns supreme. Was he the official ref? Did he count too fast? Hornswoggle wasn't seriously the anonymous GM was he? These questions will all be answered except for the last one probably on the next edition of MONDAY! NIGHT! RAWWWW!

Elsewhere, the Bellas can look but they can't touch AJ's Divas title.

BOOM. THAT'S A REFERENCE RIGHT THERE.



ADR was Van Terminated, but he retains. A non-**** giving nation looked on in apathy. Ricardo didn't go heel, at least not yet, so at least they didn't go obvious ending.

Ambrose beat Ziggler clean because of reasons. And those reasons make sense. Because they are reasons. Do I know what those reasons are? No. But they are reasons. And reasons exists to provide reasoning. And reasons.

Axel is still your IC Champion. I could copy and paste the ADR paragraph and put it here. Same thing.

MILLIONS OF DOLLARS! MILLIONS OF DOLLARS! NO TAG TEAM TITLES! BUT MILLIONS OF DOLLARS! I has a sad now. I'm kind of over The Sheild as "all the meaningless minor title belt" holders.

Paul Heyman defeated CM Punk thanks to new Paul Heyman guy TEH RYBACKZ. Hopefully the new Ryback Rules involve no talking, because Heyman can do that for him. Or maybe Heyman will start shouting "FEED! ME! MORE!" and have eating contests in the ring because he looks like a guy who could probably down a bunch of hot dogs.

Or maybe not.

I don't know.

Bo Dallas.

[jvalverde88]

[ProfessaPackMan]

Heh, figured goh would've made the Raw thread this week since Bryan is the champ again, even if it's not for long.

[Bellsprout]

Quote: Originally Posted by ProfessaPackMan

Heh, figured goh would've made the Raw thread this week since Bryan is the champ again, even if it's not for long.

I was encouraged to start a war.

[SmashMan]

Quote: Originally Posted by ProfessaPackMan

Heh, figured goh would've made the Raw thread this week since Bryan is the champ again, even if it's not for long.

How would he know to make a thread? He's not watching, remember?

[AUChase]

If Goh starts them again, I'll be the first to start the campaign "No Dayman, No peace!"

I actually didn't watch the PPV last night. I don't know why, but my interest has been dwindling as of late and I feel like I'm wasting my time. Hopefully a new turn in this "Corporation vs Daniel Bryan" thing will help. It has been crazy how we went from thinking Cena wasn't loosing the belt for a while to it changing hands between several people within a few months.

I really just wanted to know the results.

I'll still watch part of RAW tonight, I'm sure. I just don't share the same excitement about the recent story as everyone else seems to be.

They could fit everything I care to see in to an hour long segment most weeks.

[goh]

Quote: Originally Posted by SmashMan

How would he know to make a thread? He's not watching, remember?

Exactly. But I didn't delete all my twitter and facebook friends that are WWE fans so I know Bryan won,though the thread was already made by that point. Figured it'd last until Survivor Series tbh.

It wasn't predictable months ahead like during WM season so I couldn't make it anyway.

Stuff I know happend:
Bryan won. Though was under shady circumstances so I'll probably end up only watching for 10 minutes anyway and I won't ever get to use my Breaking Brad title.
Saw a Raw ad during UFC that showed Bryan wrote on Randy Orton's car.
Goldust did a thing at some point.
Reigns killed Ziggler with a spear.

Can't do much with that.

So what did Wyatt do with Kane and who's he trying to kidnap now?

I hope Dayman has not jinxed us with a Bo Dallas appearance.

[SmashMan]

Quote: Originally Posted by goh

So what did Wyatt do with Kane and who's he trying to kidnap now?

No resolving (or even advancing) the Kane thing, and the Wyatt Family has been pretty MIA since SummerSlam anyway. Bray will have a random match on Raw or Main Event, but he's not talking about anything really so it ends up being pointless.

Seriously, I think he beat R-Truth last week. That's what he's doing.