Raw 8/19/13 - YES! YES! YES!... NO! NO! NO!

[Bellsprout]

Summerslam is done and we have a new champion. Can't ever trust snakes. At least he can stop complaining on Twitter now.

Triple H went all heel and junk, so his smile and jovial tone will be replaced by a growl and sledgehammers that don't make people bleed.

Bryan will probably be on a warpath, a tiny bearded ball of anger ready to kill. Not unlike a rabid raccoon.

Cena will be very respectful and understanding and probably drop a Make-A-Wish kid's name again because some things never change.

Elsewhere ADR retained and not a **** was given across the land. We all should have known it was a bad sign when even in a WHC feud they still never let Christian talk.

Ambrose retained via DQ with shenanigans, so that feud should continue in some capacity.

The Divas title wasn't defended at SummerSlam, so it probably has to be soon. The Bellas will probably continue their assault on my happiness and end up winning that somehow.

I don't have a bunch of indy wrestler names to drop so I'm sorry that you missed out on that weekly Raw thread tradition.

Paige.

There. That's one. Kind of.

[TracerBullet]

Spoiler

I just want you to feel bad, I haven't even read it yet.

[jvalverde88]

[Bellsprout]

[Chrisksaint]

Wait Cena may be gone?

[Redacted01]

I hear voices in my head
They tell me goh was left for dead
They talk to me

[jvalverde88]

Spoiler

That elbow injury is for reals and he might get surgery.

[kingkilla56]

Quote: Originally Posted by jvalverde88

Spoiler That elbow injury is for reals and he might get surgery.

Its alright though, he heals his injuries with the use of Make a Wish Kid's tears. He'll be back in no time.