Raw 04/08/13 - The champ IS here...you CAN see him!

[goh]

That's right. He'll actually be on the show. The major title holder on your screen! John Cena was victorious in something everyone saw coming back in July. Between Rock and Jeff Hardy I know that's a foregin concept. John Cena will show up on Monday Night Raw and do his best to entertain YOU. He might even actually do this thing called wrestle! He sure won't be missing it to promote movies,not mention the WWE at all and leave the title back at his hotel. Of course Rock probably has a rematch clause which means he might have to wrestle on TV! Since we all know he'd much rather be off filming Hercules.

CM Punk lost to an old timer for the 3rd straight time. Probably won't show his face due to embarassment. Of course Undertaker only bothers to show up once a year now so umm...well that's the end of that I suppose.

Albertooooooooooooo Del Rioooooooooooooooooooooooo straightend out Jack Swagger and his anti-immigrant ways. Zeb will probably talk him into a rematch somehow. Ruin ADR's marachi band or something.

HHH beat Brock Lesnar in a match and result everyone saw coming since the Raw after Summerslam. Doesn't leave much for either other than a 3rd to break the tie. Guess HHH didn't lose his power when he cut his hair off.

In case you didn't believe in The Shield before you can start. With wins over Cena,Sheamus,Jericho,Kane,D-Bry,Orton,Ryback and Big Show they continue to correct injustice. One of them probably deserves a title shot at this point. However they may be more concerned with bringing justice to the WWE universe! Big Show punched out his WM teammates after the match so they'll probably have to settle that.

Team Friendship retained their tag titles yet again. I don't know if there's any tag teams left. Ziggler still has his case at least. With Extreme Rules coming up with every important contest under some hardcore-ish stipulation why would he cash it in at WM? It just makes sense people.

The Miz defeated Wade Barrett on the pre-show to win the IC title. Of course Barrett has a rematch clause. Remember when the IC title main evented WM instead of being moved to the pre-show so Diddy could perform?

Mark Henry beat the Ryback but post match antics imply a rematch is incoming,yup another one. That's really what Extreme Rules is anyway,WM rematches with stipulations.

In the words of Queen "Scaramouche scaramouche will you do the Fandango?" Jericho sure couldn't. Fandango got the win in his debut at Wrestlemania over the legend. Surely rock & roll will put an end to his ballroom dancing so this can't be over either.

Finally the epic clash of titans between Tons of Funk and Rhodes Scholars...uhh...was cancelled I guess?

Speaking of debuts there's the traditional post-WM call ups to look forward to. Someone else might be steamed about the IC title being on the pre-show. Oh no! The tag champs might be in trouble,with Cesaro not defending his US title on the show perhaps he'll wrangle up a pardner and look towards the tag team titles. It might just be time to turn the page on the Diva's division with Trish having been inducted into the HoF this weekend. With the attitude era laid to rest it's much more of a family show now. Can't rule out any returns either.

Some of this and maybe more on: Monday Night Raw!

I had a wrestling themed parody of Rocky Horror Picture Show's 'Science Fiction Double Feature' song to celebrate the end of Rocky's horror but the tag matches messed it up. Yah I wrote most of this well in advance.

[kingkilla56]

lol you were thirsty as ****.

[goh]

Nah it was just that damn predictable. Had to change about 3 things,copy,paste and that was it.

[BDKiiing]

Welcome back GOH!!! It feels good to be back.

[kingkilla56]

Quote: Originally Posted by bdolski

Welcome back GOH!!! It feels good to be back.

[BDKiiing]

Quote: Originally Posted by kingkilla56

[ProfessaPackMan]

Raw threads from here on out about to be 4-8 pages shorter than they were for the last 3 months.

[soltrain]

Quote: Originally Posted by ProfessaPackMan

Raw threads from here on out about to be 4-8 pages shorter than they were for the last 3 months.

A certain championship game is getting my attention tomorrow. That's for sure.