Arizona Sun Daily: An Arizona Cardinals newspaper

[TsoukalosUnloaded]

Glendale, AZ...............

The Arizona Cardinals have hired their new coach, coach TsoukalosUnloaded. The coach is an esteemed defensive coordinator, and guarantees his team will be in each and every game. He called out the 49ers owner, Superbowl champ, stating that he is a chump and will lose to him 2 times this year. Clearly to step into the league with this much to boast, he must have a reason.

Coach Tsoukalos is a defensive genius, and an offensive mastermind. He stands up with the ranks of Shula, Lombardi, and Landry when it comes to coaches. Will he go 16-0? No. But will he compete every year? That's a bet.

The fans in Arizona are very excited, and a new Quarterback will be at the helm next season along with the new coach. The 49ers better be scared because no game will be easy from here on out with Hall of Fame coach Tsoukalos.
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Hahaha told you guys I was cocky, I mean it all. But I also want to say thanks for letting me in and I hope I can make the best of it.

[dubbduces]

I don't even know who you are.... Why are you talking to or about me?

[dubbduces]

Also, you haven't scrimmaged an admin so how are you in the lg?

[BoDyyEmJay]

Hahahahahaha

[Ashton313Kusher]

Lmao. Classic

[JTurk]

YESSSSSSS! Classic!

[RaidersFan20]

lmao

[mountaindew77]

Hahahhahaha