Raw 02/20/12 - Are you serious ho!?

[goh]

Both champions retained their titles at EC. Sheamus has apparently picked Daniel Bryan to challenge and Jericho was never pinned and didn't tap out in the chamber so most likely will talk his way into a match with Punk.

Yup...



John Cena did away with Kane but he still broke the broski code and stole Ryder's girl. That's right,Cena robbed a guy in a wheel chair! That's not good karma. I'm sure they'll air that Cena video again from EC showing what a "good guy" he is letting the development talent use his gym but we and Ryder know the truth!

Beth should also have some Kharma coming her way after successfully defending her title against Tamina. Then Nattie will fart on someone then run away and that's all for the divas.

The Rock brings it by satellite.

The Undertaker brings it by pre-recorded video. HHH finally accepts because like the rest of us he wants an actual match instead of endless videos.

Money in the Bank qualifiers I suppose?
Christian,Miz,Kofi,Ziggler,Gabriel qualify on Raw
then Barrett,Cody,Drew and uhhh....Yoshi Tatsu? on SD. Wow SD needs faces.
Whaddya mean use those guys in individual WM matches!?!? Then there wouldn't be time to have the Lady Gaga concert.

Johnny Ace wants to be GM of Smackdown.
Teddy Long wants to be GM of Raw.
Someone's getting canned.
Teddy gets a test run and makes Punk & Sheamus vs. Jericho & D-Bry for the main event.

Wade Barrett can't be very pleased with Santino. The Barrett barage has its new target!
Its old target,Blandy Borton Bot 3000 is in for repairs again. Which is probably a good thing,I mean the last 3 times he won the belt ratings went down and you wouldn't want that going into WM. I heard three's a trend somewhere.
Maybe they should upgrade to the 5000 model. Might need less repairs.

Usos vs. Epico and Primo again perhaps. Just by default because there's no other teams. Well I guess there's Baretta & Hawkins and Percy & Titus but they're not allowed on the main shows apparently...or was it Reks & Hawkins? Hawkins changes tag partners so much I don't even know anymore. The tag division needs a hero!

Swagger just defended his title so we won't see him again until Extreme Rules.

Maybe Sin Cara and Rey Mysterio will return. WWE really wants that mask record at WM. Kane can't do it by himself. Unless he's still locked in that ambulance. Then no one will do it.

Shaq said on twitter he was coming for Big Show at WM so there's that. Unresolved problems from his guest host job.

There's still more HoF entrants to announce too.

[ProfessaPackMan]

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Shaq said on twitter he was coming for Big Show at WM so there's that. Unresolved problems from his guest host job.

I'm assuming this means Big Show's Face run will be over for now then, right?

[st0rmb11]

RAW has big shoes to fill, after last week.


and, in the words of Forrest Gump, "and that's all I have to say about that"

[BlueNGold]

Awesome thread title.

[Bellsprout]

The Rock could show up in person and he'll only get the second loudest pop of the night.

THE PEOPLE LOVE SANTINO! #cobrastoasses #thatsoundswrong

[soltrain]

I hope they add another layer to the Jericho/Punk angle other than "he kicked me and knocked me the **** out during a match, so I deserve a rematch." So far this Jericho "come back" has been...nothing different at all.

It will be even worse if Orton gets thrown into the SD title match for basically the same reason.

[soltrain]

[BlueNGold]

I'm still jealous...........























Of Zack Ryder's awesome back brace.