The DNA Update Thread: Made Fresh Daily

[econoodle]

I figured we can get a thread going on all things DNA.

Who looks like an alien?
Who can't miss three pointers?
Who NEVER dribbles left?
Who is a generic?
Who put the bomp in the bomp she-bomp she-bomp?

The second update was released today to world wide fanfare.
Kim Jong Il intends to discuss the Timberwolves update [hes a big Kevin Love fan. who would've thought he was, with a name like 'love'?] during a summit this evening.

What do you guys see?

[and1play51]

-Jrue Holiday looks completely wrong and generic
-Louis Williams is rated worse than Jrue and his Jumpshot is completely off

[BBallGuru]

- Devin Harris (New Jersey), Mike Miller (Washington), Keyon Dooling (New Jersey), Ronald Murray (Charlotte), Leon Powe (Cleveland), Carlos Arroyo (Miami), Jarvis Hayes (New Jersey), Pops Mensah-Bonsu (Houston) are Free Agents in the game for some reason.

I feel bad for Nets fans... no Harris, Dooling or Hayes.

- Just finished playing my first game with the Nuggets. Glad they updated the line-up to include Joey Graham as a starter; going to take me a few games to feel really comfortable with the new rotation. Didn't really notice much of a difference when playing with Billups, Anthony & Nene, but it did seem as though J.R. Smith's shot % has been toned down. I also don't get why Kurt Looby was added to the Nuggets roster now, after being cut a few days ago. And Ty Lawson needs to be taken off the IR and replaced by either Johan Petro or Malik Allen... especially after his performance against the Lakers last night.

[jewelz1132]

Quote: Originally Posted by and1play51

-Jrue Holiday looks completely wrong and generic -Louis Williams is rated worse than Jrue and his Jumpshot is completely off

Lou looks way off as well

[econoodle]

Shaq is now a FA.

[BobbyColtrane]

the FAs are ridiculous.

fix dejuan blair's appearance PLEASE!!!

[econoodle]

Quote: Originally Posted by WinstonWolf

the FAs are ridiculous. fix dejuan blair's appearance PLEASE!!!

Agree on the FA's.
Knicks:
- Crawford & Hunter were released earlier in the week, they need to be 86'd.
- Gallo needs a pic and a makeover
- Marcus Landry needs to be added
- Toney Douglas needs a pic

[23]

I dont see the need to do an update this early with no real data

I could see after the first month of the season but it hasnt even started yet