Dans La Cuisine, Part Un!

[RaychelSnr]

Joey Arone checks in today with an article that is part french cooking show, part sports gaming and part something else we can't quite put our fingers on. We recommend you check Dans La Cuisine, Part Un out and try to figure it out for yourself.

Quote:

"Welcome, aujourd’hui (today) in my kitchen we are going to prepare a gastronome masterpieeece. A feast worthy of you, the greatest sports gamers of the world, a delectable, delicious, dining debacle -- no not debacle, pardon moi, I mean, how do you say, extraordinaire experience?"

[mgoblue]

Cocaine is a helluva drug...

Not sure what the intended purpose of this was, but made absolutely no sense to me. Honestly, the first thing that came to mind was the classic Billy Madison quote:

"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

[SqueakyD]

[RogueHominid]

Gay. Cut this dude.

[therockstar2005]

I'm really offended at this horrible stereotype. Everyone knows that French people don't play sports games