K-Y Warming Liquid?!?

WSUCougar · 06-05-2003, 03:19 PM

Anyone else seen the advertisements, coupons, and commercials for this stuff? It certainly shows how far our society has moved from the tight (no pun intended) restrictions of years ago.

K-Y Warming Liquid

Franklinnoble · 06-05-2003, 03:36 PM

This product will revolutionize masturbation.

Ksyrup · 06-05-2003, 03:38 PM

No relation, in case Fritz asks.

A-Husker-4-Life · 06-05-2003, 04:07 PM

Finally......

RPI-Fan · 06-05-2003, 04:17 PM

I always got a kick out of the basic calculus equation...

dx/dy = KY

tucker342 · 06-05-2003, 04:26 PM

it's about damn time!

Noble_Platypus · 06-05-2003, 04:40 PM

This will be just like ESPN and microwave popcorn: We will wonder how we ever lived without it.

Calis · 06-05-2003, 05:18 PM

sweet, I don't have to settle for using Icy Hot now!

Franklinnoble · 06-05-2003, 05:35 PM

Think of how they could market this...

"Soreness and cramping from excessive intercourse and/or masturbation? Try new K-Y Warming liquid for fast, soothing relief."

Travis · 06-05-2003, 05:54 PM

It's gotta beat using a toasted bagel.

Franklinnoble · 06-05-2003, 05:58 PM

Hmm... K-Y Jelly on a toasted bagel... sounds like the breakfast of champions to me.

GrantDawg · 06-06-2003, 10:37 AM

My wife gets excited every time she sees the commercial. Of course, she is eight months pregnant and gets excited every time the wind blows. Not that I'm complaining....

KWhit · 06-06-2003, 10:40 AM

I'll have to ask her about that if I meet her tomorrow. "Nice to meet you Mrs. Dawg. I hear you get excited every time the wind blows."

scooper · 06-06-2003, 10:42 AM

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Originally posted by KWhit
I'll have to ask her about that if I meet her tomorrow. "Nice to meet you Mrs. Dawg. I hear you get excited every time the wind blows."

Just walk up and blow in her ear.

GrantDawg · 06-06-2003, 10:49 AM

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Originally posted by scooper
Just walk up and blow in her ear.

That wouldn't be a good idea. In highschool, her nick name was "eargasm."

CamEdwards · 06-06-2003, 10:56 AM

of course, that wouldn't have anything to do with the time you had too much to drink and humped the side of her head, would it?

Anrhydeddu · 06-06-2003, 10:57 AM

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Originally posted by GrantDawg
That wouldn't be a good idea. In highschool, her nick name was "eargasm."

Too much information.

GrantDawg · 06-06-2003, 11:00 AM

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Originally posted by CamEdwards
of course, that wouldn't have anything to do with the time you had too much to drink and humped the side of her head, would it?

Shhhhhhhhh!!! That never happened! The pictures were doctored!

JonInMiddleGA · 06-06-2003, 11:03 AM

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That wouldn't be a good idea. In highschool, her nick name was "eargasm."

Several thoughts come to mind here, I can't decide between them

1) And that would seem to make scooper's suggestion a bad idea?

2) Eargasm? Cool, a RHPS reference

3) This borders on TMI

GrantDawg · 06-06-2003, 11:35 AM

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Originally posted by JonInMiddleGA

2) Eargasm? Cool, a RHPS reference

Jon wins the obscure reference award. One carboard cookie coming your way.

As for TMI...I would have never posted it if she didn't tell me to. And you do what your very pregnant wife wants!

06-05-2003, 03:38 PM	#3
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	No relation, in case Fritz asks. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

06-05-2003, 04:07 PM	#4
A-Husker-4-Life College Prospect Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Nebraska	Finally...... __________________ JJ Smitty Owner of the TheC.F.L. - Come by and check us out.

06-05-2003, 04:17 PM	#5
RPI-Fan Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Troy, NY	I always got a kick out of the basic calculus equation... dx/dy = KY __________________ Quis custodiets ipsos custodes?

06-05-2003, 04:40 PM	#7
Noble_Platypus College Prospect Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: York, Pa	This will be just like ESPN and microwave popcorn: We will wonder how we ever lived without it. __________________ We had the $240, we had to have the puddin'

06-05-2003, 05:54 PM	#10
Travis Pro Rookie Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Canada eh	It's gotta beat using a toasted bagel. __________________ "I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it." - Rogers Hornsby

06-05-2003, 03:36 PM	#2
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	This product will revolutionize masturbation.

06-05-2003, 04:26 PM	#6
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	it's about damn time!

06-05-2003, 05:18 PM	#8
Calis College Starter Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Kansas	sweet, I don't have to settle for using Icy Hot now!

06-05-2003, 05:35 PM	#9
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	Think of how they could market this... "Soreness and cramping from excessive intercourse and/or masturbation? Try new K-Y Warming liquid for fast, soothing relief."

06-05-2003, 05:58 PM	#11
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	Hmm... K-Y Jelly on a toasted bagel... sounds like the breakfast of champions to me.

06-06-2003, 10:37 AM	#12
GrantDawg World Champion Mis-speller Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Covington, Ga.	My wife gets excited every time she sees the commercial. Of course, she is eight months pregnant and gets excited every time the wind blows. Not that I'm complaining....

06-06-2003, 10:40 AM	#13
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	I'll have to ask her about that if I meet her tomorrow. "Nice to meet you Mrs. Dawg. I hear you get excited every time the wind blows."

06-06-2003, 10:56 AM	#16
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	of course, that wouldn't have anything to do with the time you had too much to drink and humped the side of her head, would it? __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

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