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06-05-2003, 02:07 PM
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: toronto
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It's my wifes B-day!
Wish her the best...or say something immature as i will show her this thread later
 BTW...Don't say anything about her being old...she's ONLY 31.....::Snicker::
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Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob. |
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06-05-2003, 02:08 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Little Rock, AR
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I hope, being that old, she can still put out
You wife will now offically curse my name.
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06-05-2003, 02:11 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Fairfax, VA
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She's now closer to 40 than she is to 20...that should make for an enjoyable birthday. Good luck bbor...
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06-05-2003, 02:14 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Manchester, CT
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bbor, is this the same women you were talking about when you were asking us for ideas that would be very romantic for that trip to Nantucket with that hot chick?
If not....oops, sorry.
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81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions." |
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06-05-2003, 02:28 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Jersey
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Must suck to be you, GE....she only curses your name...She screams mine |
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06-05-2003, 02:34 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The stars at night; are big and bright
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This is your gift to her instead of flowers and candy. You cheap bastard. I hope she leaves you.
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06-05-2003, 02:37 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Fairfax, VA
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Her name was Bambi...great name. |
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06-05-2003, 02:47 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Moorhead
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Tell her how much I enjoyed the naked pics you posted of her. For being 31, she sure looks flexible.
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I had something. |
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06-05-2003, 02:47 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Keene, NH
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I thought Canadians always celebrated their birthday by posting nudie pics?
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06-05-2003, 02:48 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Keene, NH
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great, I'm like 30 seconds too late. story of my life.
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06-05-2003, 03:09 PM
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06-05-2003, 03:11 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Manchester, CT
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I like how bbor tells his wife he is going to a 'hockey game' when he goes out with his side girl. I still need to try that one.
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81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions." |
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06-05-2003, 03:12 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Manchester, CT
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By the way, the panties just arrived in the mail yesterday bbor. Thanks a million!
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81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions." |
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06-05-2003, 03:17 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Fairfax, VA
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bbor is wearing her panties now?
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06-05-2003, 03:24 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Akron, OH
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Re: It's my wifes B-day!
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Happy B-day Mrs bbor ! |
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06-05-2003, 03:39 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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She should be hitting her sexual peak right about now, bbor... might as well be YOUR birthday.
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06-05-2003, 03:44 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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Man, I really want to do an elaborate (and pointless) story here but nothing is springing to mind. Anyone with some ideas? A lot of one-liners are all well and good but some substance would be even more fun.
SI
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06-05-2003, 03:50 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
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Happy B-Day, Mrs bbor. I'm still not sure what you were thinking when you agreed to marry Clemente. There have got to be at least a few good looking men in Toronto to choose from...
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06-05-2003, 08:43 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Norman, Oklahoma
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If I had a woman liike you Mrs Bbor, I wouldnt post 800+ times in one thread
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06-05-2003, 11:21 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Here
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31.... shit, I gave her more orgasms than that last night. Just remind her that when she sends letters to my address to use my name, the postman looks at me weird when they say To God! Oh, and ask her to send me a picture, I've never actually seen her from the front.
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06-05-2003, 11:29 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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Ok, I think to lighten up her birthday I'll throw in a little humor. Here it is:
Why do women have boobs? . . . . . . . . . . . . So you got something to look at while you're talking to them. |
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06-05-2003, 11:41 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Here
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Obviously, you haven't seen Mrs. bbor in a while |
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06-06-2003, 12:08 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: May 2001
Location: toronto
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Thanks for the responese guys...she got a good chuckle out of it...
I showed her Marms pic....i think i'm gonna be single soon now
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Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob. |
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06-06-2003, 12:17 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Henderson, Nevada
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I thought you were a hopeless romantic like the rest of us!!!
Congrats to her/.
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06-06-2003, 07:54 AM
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06-06-2003, 09:10 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Manchester, CT
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That is not my real pic!
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81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions." |
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06-06-2003, 12:45 PM
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: toronto
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Too bad...she thought you were HOT!! LMAO!!
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Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob. |
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