Marmel Beefcake - Captions Needed

vtbub · 06-05-2003, 09:14 AM

It's ALL good.

FrogMan · 06-05-2003, 09:18 AM

there's a lot invested in there

Marmel · 06-05-2003, 09:21 AM

I told you I could eat a monitor.

sachmo71 · 06-05-2003, 09:25 AM

Craptacular · 06-05-2003, 09:27 AM

You really can see the baby kicking.

Travis · 06-05-2003, 09:27 AM

The Happy Parents to be...

Travis · 06-05-2003, 09:28 AM

That's creepy Crappy

Fritz · 06-05-2003, 09:29 AM

This isn't supposed to happen to hermaphrodites!

Ekoostik Head · 06-05-2003, 09:31 AM

You want a piece of this!

Hammer755 · 06-05-2003, 09:44 AM

HELLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Fritz · 06-05-2003, 09:46 AM

dude, I haven't taken a dump in 3 months!

vtbub · 06-05-2003, 09:47 AM

It's a happy meal.

Travis · 06-05-2003, 09:47 AM

How you doin?

QuikSand · 06-05-2003, 10:59 AM

From the tone of the captions, I'm reading the little red "x" I see as a reward for clean living.

Fritz · 06-05-2003, 12:13 PM

the picture is very safe

Marmel · 06-05-2003, 12:15 PM

You call that safe?

cuervo72 · 06-05-2003, 12:19 PM

Look out, she's gonna blow!!!

thesloppy · 06-05-2003, 12:23 PM

The other white meat

bbor · 06-05-2003, 12:29 PM

C'mon dude...just pick the lint out....i'm hungry....

Franklinnoble · 06-05-2003, 12:33 PM

I'm dead-sexy...

Travis · 06-05-2003, 12:39 PM

You shoulda seen the before picture...

Easy Mac · 06-05-2003, 12:46 PM

If you suck it in a little more, we can almost see your penis.

scooper · 06-05-2003, 12:46 PM

A close-up

Franklinnoble · 06-05-2003, 01:17 PM

Get in mah belly!

cuervo72 · 06-05-2003, 01:20 PM

So, um, when does it say the swelling is supposed to go down?

Critch · 06-05-2003, 01:29 PM

Of course I don't know who the father is, I don't have eyes in the back of my head.

cuervo72 · 06-05-2003, 02:15 PM

You know, you're right - it DOES look better now that I've waxed it!

Senator · 06-05-2003, 02:57 PM

Could you please check to see if my testicles are still there, I haven't seen them in years.

WSUCougar · 06-05-2003, 03:01 PM

"Hey, do I have a belt on?"

or

"TIE my shoes? I can't even see them..."

Hammer755 · 06-05-2003, 03:12 PM

Does this shirt make me look fat?

JeeberD · 06-05-2003, 03:42 PM

You call that a gut???

Ksyrup · 06-05-2003, 03:59 PM

Marmel Beefcake?

Where's the beef?!

Marmel · 06-05-2003, 04:03 PM

I am going to ask my wife to start calling me Beefcake now. Thanks Fritz.

detroit_fan · 06-05-2003, 04:54 PM

I'm too sexy for my shirt...

The Afoci · 06-05-2003, 05:04 PM

Now if only I could get my penis to stick out...

Fritz · 06-05-2003, 05:48 PM

Marmel prepares to do the Truffle Shuffle

Fritz · 06-05-2003, 05:51 PM

"Think I can get on the cover of Vanity Fair?"

Franklinnoble · 06-05-2003, 05:55 PM

"Look... you can't even see the belly ring anymore"

Travis · 06-05-2003, 06:06 PM

You're not going to show this picture to anyone else..........right?

WSUCougar · 06-05-2003, 10:38 PM

"Here at Mixwel, we'll get rid of that Super-Sized, lard-ass, preggers look in 6 weeks or you pay NOTHING!!!"

CHEMICAL SOLDIER · 06-06-2003, 12:19 AM

Its Craptacular!!!!!

cuervo72 · 06-06-2003, 12:47 PM

All that gas I had on my way to work today hasn't helped....

Airhog · 06-06-2003, 12:51 PM

One more happy meal, and Im going to explode!

tucker342 · 06-06-2003, 06:02 PM

Everyone said that it wasn't possible for me to get pregnate, but I showed them!

kcchief19 · 06-06-2003, 07:36 PM

The all-male cast of "The Bill and Monica Story" rehearse for the show's big scene.

06-05-2003, 09:14 AM	#2
vtbub College Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burlington, VT USA	It's ALL good. __________________

06-05-2003, 09:18 AM	#3
FrogMan Hattrick Moderator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Pintendre, Qc, Canada	there's a lot invested in there __________________ A Black Belt is a White Belt who refused to give up... follow my story: The real life story of a running frog...

06-05-2003, 09:21 AM	#4
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	I told you I could eat a monitor. __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

06-05-2003, 09:25 AM	#5
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	Ick.

06-05-2003, 09:27 AM	#7
Travis Pro Rookie Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Canada eh	The Happy Parents to be... __________________ "I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it." - Rogers Hornsby

06-05-2003, 09:27 AM	#6
Craptacular College Starter Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Mad City, WI	You really can see the baby kicking.

06-05-2003, 09:28 AM	#8
Travis Pro Rookie Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Canada eh	That's creepy Crappy __________________ "I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it." - Rogers Hornsby

06-05-2003, 09:29 AM	#9
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	This isn't supposed to happen to hermaphrodites! __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

06-05-2003, 09:31 AM	#10
Ekoostik Head n00b Join Date: Apr 2003	You want a piece of this!

06-05-2003, 09:44 AM	#11
Hammer755 High School Varsity Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Houston, TX	HELLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! __________________ I failed Signature 101 class.

06-05-2003, 09:46 AM	#12
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	dude, I haven't taken a dump in 3 months! __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

06-05-2003, 09:47 AM	#13
vtbub College Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burlington, VT USA	It's a happy meal. __________________

06-05-2003, 09:47 AM	#14
Travis Pro Rookie Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Canada eh	How you doin? __________________ "I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it." - Rogers Hornsby

06-05-2003, 10:59 AM	#15
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	From the tone of the captions, I'm reading the little red "x" I see as a reward for clean living.

06-05-2003, 12:13 PM	#16
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	the picture is very safe __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

06-05-2003, 12:15 PM	#17
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	You call that safe? __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

06-05-2003, 12:19 PM	#18
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Look out, she's gonna blow!!! __________________ null

06-05-2003, 12:23 PM	#19
thesloppy Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: PDX	The other white meat __________________ Last edited by thesloppy : Today at 05:35 PM.

06-05-2003, 12:29 PM	#20
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	C'mon dude...just pick the lint out....i'm hungry.... __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

06-05-2003, 12:33 PM	#21
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	I'm dead-sexy...

06-05-2003, 12:39 PM	#22
Travis Pro Rookie Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Canada eh	You shoulda seen the before picture... __________________ "I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it." - Rogers Hornsby

06-05-2003, 12:46 PM	#23
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	If you suck it in a little more, we can almost see your penis.

06-05-2003, 12:46 PM	#24
scooper College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cinn City	A close-up Last edited by scooper : 06-05-2003 at 12:47 PM.

06-05-2003, 01:17 PM	#25
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	Get in mah belly!

06-05-2003, 01:20 PM	#26
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	So, um, when does it say the swelling is supposed to go down? __________________ null

06-05-2003, 01:29 PM	#27
Critch lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Herndon, VA	Of course I don't know who the father is, I don't have eyes in the back of my head.

06-05-2003, 02:15 PM	#28
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	You know, you're right - it DOES look better now that I've waxed it! __________________ null

06-05-2003, 02:57 PM	#29
Senator FOFC's Elected Representative Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The stars at night; are big and bright	Could you please check to see if my testicles are still there, I haven't seen them in years. __________________ "i have seen chris simms play 4-5 times in the pros and he's very clearly got it. he won't make a pro bowl this year, but it'll come. if you don't like me saying that, so be it, but its true. we'll just have to wait until then" imettrentgreen "looking at only ten games, and oddly using a median only, leaves me unmoved generally" - Quiksand

06-05-2003, 03:01 PM	#30
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	"Hey, do I have a belt on?" or "TIE my shoes? I can't even see them..." __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

06-05-2003, 03:12 PM	#31
Hammer755 High School Varsity Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Houston, TX	Does this shirt make me look fat? __________________ I failed Signature 101 class.

06-05-2003, 03:42 PM	#32
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	You call that a gut??? __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

06-05-2003, 03:59 PM	#33
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Marmel Beefcake? Where's the beef?! __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

06-05-2003, 04:03 PM	#34
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	I am going to ask my wife to start calling me Beefcake now. Thanks Fritz. __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

06-05-2003, 04:54 PM	#35
detroit_fan H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fayetteville, AR	I'm too sexy for my shirt... __________________ heck is where people who don't believe in gosh go.

06-05-2003, 05:04 PM	#36
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	Now if only I could get my penis to stick out... __________________ I had something.