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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Wanted Man Caught on Stadium Jumbotron
Kiss Cam
The best part is, if you click on the story, take a look at the picture. His girlfriend looks absolutely thrilled that he is kissing her! CINCINNATI, Ohio (AP) -- A wanted man was arrested after his parole officer spotted him kissing his girlfriend in a live crowd shot displayed on the scoreboard at a Cincinnati Reds game. David Horton and his parole officer attended the same May 7 game when the smooching couple were caught by the "Kiss Cam" at Great American Ball Park. The parole officer and a police officer arrested Horton, 24, in his front-row seat. "Out of all the coincidences, we had 20- or 30-thousand people at the ballpark and who do they put on the 'Kiss Cam'? And then, who is there but his parole officer?" said Richard Goldberg, Horton's attorney. Horton, of Cincinnati, was convicted of felonious assault in 1999 for stabbing two men. He was granted release after serving two years of a four-year prison sentence. Horton had been arrested March 27 and was indicted for trafficking and possession of cocaine. He is accused of failing to appear in court on those charges. If convicted, he could face up to 18 years in prison.
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05-30-2003, 07:04 AM
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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Horton is just misunderstood. He just wants a little love...
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05-30-2003, 07:10 AM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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He'll get it where he's headed... What kind of moron who should be trying to keep a low profile gets front row seats, anyway? |
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05-30-2003, 07:22 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Cicero
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Well, cuervo, as a general rule, the guys who get caught are the dumb ones.
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05-30-2003, 07:25 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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I couldn't tell what his attorney's reaction really was - "I can't believe he let himself get caught after all of the work I've done throwing them off of his trail" or "I'm glad someone tracked that SOB down - maybe I've got a chance in hell of getting the rest of the money he owes me."
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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05-30-2003, 07:43 AM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Cinn City
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Yet another outstanding feature of Pretty Good American Ballpark.
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05-30-2003, 08:13 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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Hopefully.. the attorney's reaction was like Jim Carrey in "Liar Liar"... "Stop breakin' the law ASSHOLE!!...."
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05-30-2003, 10:07 AM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: St. Paul, MN
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Re: Wanted Man Caught on Stadium Jumbotron
If convicted, he could face up to 18 years in prison.
Expensive kiss. Should've gotten more for that kinda prison time. |
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05-30-2003, 10:28 AM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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"Mmmm, conjugal visit sex. That is happening." - George Costanza.
Of course, he later found fugitive sex was better 
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05-30-2003, 03:49 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Henderson, Nevada
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Ha Ha!
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05-30-2003, 03:53 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Decatur, GA
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LOL! She was in on it! 
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05-30-2003, 03:57 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Not to self: Wear a mask when attending Rangers game in July...
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UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO Last edited by JeeberD : 05-30-2003 at 03:57 PM. |
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05-30-2003, 03:59 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Iowa City, IA
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Wow, he's stupid.
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05-30-2003, 06:52 PM
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In The Penalty Box
Join Date: May 2003
Location: To reveal my location, you must decipher a series of traps, each more deadly than the last.
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Yeah, according to our "intelligent" government officials, this is part of the new homeland security makeover.
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