Haunted by my past

JasonTobiasIV · 05-26-2003, 12:20 AM

I'm a bit creeped out by my quotes of the moment. They are all genius bits of nonsense, and unequivicably epitomize the genuine nature of spontanaety but are they all we can come up with that arent just juvenile stretch marks?

Just kidding I think, all you ham fisted rebels.
Sure i'm no Kysyrup, 15 quotes. But mine are still echoing these halls long past my departure into realistic insanity.

Being disgusting and being demonically posessed for divulging the devils doings are completely different. I'm punished daily for being a big mouth. Being a smart ass is boring.

JasonTobiasIV · 05-26-2003, 12:22 AM

Ksyrup is right on, however.. america.

Senator · 05-26-2003, 12:47 AM

you are missed.

JasonTobiasIV · 05-26-2003, 01:06 AM

I wouldnt have left if things didnt get military around here. I play Season Ticket Basketball now.

Easy Mac · 05-26-2003, 01:14 AM

note to self: get online late at night so I can get in meaningless ramblings with JT4

Fonzie · 05-26-2003, 02:47 AM

I'm thrilled to see you posting again, JasonTobiasIV. Nearly every one of your posts makes my own personal "quote of the moment" list.

Well, that list doesn't really exist, but if it did JT4 would be all over it.

With syrup.

And beans.

JasonTobiasIV · 05-26-2003, 11:16 AM

That was 3:20 am my time, right? 6:20 am is near bizarre, though im not known around town for sleep.

Off the on topic: I'm working on getting my Season Ticket Basketball league online with little distress, soon enough I'll be fishing for a few more competetitors. Im running something a bit inconisistent, sims are mostly done whenever time is available. I can do it this way right now because the only other humans (2 others) involved are within 20 feet of me more than 35% of any given weekday. I'm running it regardless, computer players and humans, so it only makes sense i try to get a few more humans in on this. Tell me if anyone wants in. I fully rigged it to have an original feel, teams in Albuquerque Isotopes, Oklahoma City Bombers, Las Vegas, Hawaii, Anchorage (the last two may have been switched again) as well as a bunch of super small market teams like the Flint Stones, Little Rock Raiders, Idaho Pimps.. and even better big market teams like Buffalo Wings, Brooklyn Kings, Miami Vice, Oakland Invaders, California Conquistadors, Kansas City Communists, Carolina Criminals.. many others and even some of these may have had some changes. My website is geocities, formerly at www.geocities.com/thencp, but that has been turned back into my music maven label headquarters. Someone join me, if I get a couple more we can have 2 humans per division, if only to get things rolling. I'll get the site rolling again and maybe do a reset. I was using the draft files from 1980-1985, ended uo getting Sampson & Olajuawan. I had Dominique Wilkins and Danny Ainge in there as well. I'm angling towards a completely fictional opus starting in the year 1980 something.

JasonTobiasIV · 05-26-2003, 11:18 AM

Join me or die. I can only run this using the download version, so it wont have the cool html linking coaches and other goodies i am forgetting to mention.

sachmo71 · 05-26-2003, 11:41 AM

JT, you will put in an appearance around Fantasy Football time, won't you?

JasonTobiasIV · 05-26-2003, 11:46 AM

every year, brother. Where else can I find nerds so disgustingly delusional they believe statistics collect interest. I love my nerds. Atleast we're not dorks, dorks cut college to play counter strike. Nerds play with themselves, dorks cant even find their pecker.

Lets get one rolling representing the normal participants, and maybe even add a couple of fresh faces.

One meaning 'one' fantasy football league.

tucker342 · 05-26-2003, 11:59 AM

hahahaha!!!!!

JasonTobiasIV · 05-26-2003, 12:08 PM

In all seriousness i thought Skydogs thread about absent friends was somehow directed at me. Guess I was wrong. I am a friend, though.

Ksyrup · 05-26-2003, 09:48 PM

I've got 15 quotes submitted? And not a one of them submitted by me?

Geez, you people need to get out and find funny more often.

Blade6119 · 05-26-2003, 10:24 PM

i dont have a single QOTM...ksyrup has 15...hmm...prejudice against the teenagers again?

mckerney · 05-26-2003, 11:00 PM

Mine got taken away.

So many angry people.

Pumpy Tudors · 05-27-2003, 09:48 AM

JT4 is such a freak, that I start to wonder if this "league" of his even exists. I think it's a ploy to get our livers or something, due to his internationally-known cirrhosis.

JasonTobiasIV · 05-28-2003, 06:49 PM

I've got a web site with the link to the league as we speak. It has been reset to before the first season of play. I have 3 human players already involved from work. I am going to sim this league using a consistent schedule whether I have 3 or 30 humans involved.

www.geocities.com/thencp (just a geocities link to my FTP cuz im an html loser, no skills whatsoever)

There are plenty of things going on that site besides WBL (my own rip off of the world basketball league, and its going to be successful. I should know...

JasonTobiasIV · 05-28-2003, 07:43 PM

Check out www.rapidfirenetworkcenter.com for any reason.

Pumpy Tudors · 05-28-2003, 09:06 PM

You've got a "link" to your "league." That's nice. Do you also have a "link" to your "porcupine god" with the "birthmark" on its thigh?

JasonTobiasIV · 05-28-2003, 09:50 PM

What is this?

To further elaborate: I never once said something as stupid without there being an oblivious subtext.

It's like 'I ride my flying giraffe to taco town for mechanical sofas'

Nothing there has any meaning, it was written without a soul. You can't be serious. Please do not attempt to imitate me with soulless rhetoric. To imply this nonsensical retardation as the manifestation of jason only reinforces my hatred for the impotent minds of man.

Read this one and tell me 'Pork tied hang glider shifter milk on floorboards every tuesday before and alligator.'

Just blurt it out and assume an idea is somewhere to be found.

JasonTobiasIV · 05-28-2003, 10:44 PM

Even as I realized $250 was missing from my wallet I felt guilty for perpetrating improper negativity towards a fellow member of the bretheren.

Pumpy Tudors · 05-29-2003, 12:50 AM

If I were trying to imitate you, I would do a much better job, as I can play the part of chameleon with the best of them. Alas, that was not my point.

I am simply searching for reality or perhaps for your boobs. I'll take either.

A little help here?

Pumpy Tudors · 05-29-2003, 12:54 AM

Now would somebody PLEASE touch me?

Schmidty · 05-29-2003, 01:00 AM

This thread contains the strangest conflict in history.

Fonzie · 05-29-2003, 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Schmidty
This thread contains the strangest conflict in history.

Agreed. But I don't want it to stop, as I'm curious as to where this is going to go...

JasonTobiasIV · 05-29-2003, 11:07 AM

I'm currently caressing your chest. Thats where the boobs should be, right?

Ksyrup · 05-29-2003, 11:14 AM

His chest is where your boobs should be?

JasonTobiasIV · 05-29-2003, 12:23 PM

Oh, yeah. I just noticed the flaw in my friendly flame assault. This one will be a contrast in styles as I engage the smothering with love finishing combo.

Pumpy Tudors · 05-29-2003, 06:49 PM

I nollie over JasonTobiasIV and nail him in the back of the head while I do a kickflip.

SKATALITY!!!

And yes, Jason, your boobs are quite fetching against my sternum. Of course, we all understand that "Jason" is an anagram of "Jonas," and at least six of us know where THAT leads.

So is this league real, or is Jason shitting our chains again? If the league is real, I want to join, and I have a "friend" with "antennae" who wants in, too.

PIECE

JasonTobiasIV · 05-29-2003, 08:53 PM

Godfather, the league is for rizzle. Check out the link my 6 year old made: www.geocities.com/thencp

I am not making bells or whistles. Just simming on tuesdays and thursdays and every other sunday, making time for every computer offered trades as well as any roster management necessary. And when the computer teams are full, god will have smiled on me for I will not be overworked. 5 sims every 2 weeks.

3 human teams, all rapid fire employees. God bless the folks interested in joining my sure fire good times.

05-26-2003, 12:22 AM	#2
JasonTobiasIV Mascot Join Date: Jan 2001	Ksyrup is right on, however.. america. __________________ Save Our Spaceship! Once a jewel, now a cess pool for fools..

05-26-2003, 12:47 AM	#3
Senator FOFC's Elected Representative Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The stars at night; are big and bright	you are missed. __________________ "i have seen chris simms play 4-5 times in the pros and he's very clearly got it. he won't make a pro bowl this year, but it'll come. if you don't like me saying that, so be it, but its true. we'll just have to wait until then" imettrentgreen "looking at only ten games, and oddly using a median only, leaves me unmoved generally" - Quiksand

05-26-2003, 01:06 AM	#4
JasonTobiasIV Mascot Join Date: Jan 2001	I wouldnt have left if things didnt get military around here. I play Season Ticket Basketball now. __________________ Save Our Spaceship! Once a jewel, now a cess pool for fools..

05-26-2003, 11:16 AM	#7
JasonTobiasIV Mascot Join Date: Jan 2001	That was 3:20 am my time, right? 6:20 am is near bizarre, though im not known around town for sleep. Off the on topic: I'm working on getting my Season Ticket Basketball league online with little distress, soon enough I'll be fishing for a few more competetitors. Im running something a bit inconisistent, sims are mostly done whenever time is available. I can do it this way right now because the only other humans (2 others) involved are within 20 feet of me more than 35% of any given weekday. I'm running it regardless, computer players and humans, so it only makes sense i try to get a few more humans in on this. Tell me if anyone wants in. I fully rigged it to have an original feel, teams in Albuquerque Isotopes, Oklahoma City Bombers, Las Vegas, Hawaii, Anchorage (the last two may have been switched again) as well as a bunch of super small market teams like the Flint Stones, Little Rock Raiders, Idaho Pimps.. and even better big market teams like Buffalo Wings, Brooklyn Kings, Miami Vice, Oakland Invaders, California Conquistadors, Kansas City Communists, Carolina Criminals.. many others and even some of these may have had some changes. My website is geocities, formerly at www.geocities.com/thencp, but that has been turned back into my music maven label headquarters. Someone join me, if I get a couple more we can have 2 humans per division, if only to get things rolling. I'll get the site rolling again and maybe do a reset. I was using the draft files from 1980-1985, ended uo getting Sampson & Olajuawan. I had Dominique Wilkins and Danny Ainge in there as well. I'm angling towards a completely fictional opus starting in the year 1980 something. __________________ Save Our Spaceship! Once a jewel, now a cess pool for fools..

05-26-2003, 11:18 AM	#8
JasonTobiasIV Mascot Join Date: Jan 2001	Join me or die. I can only run this using the download version, so it wont have the cool html linking coaches and other goodies i am forgetting to mention. __________________ Save Our Spaceship! Once a jewel, now a cess pool for fools..

05-26-2003, 01:14 AM	#5
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	note to self: get online late at night so I can get in meaningless ramblings with JT4

05-26-2003, 02:47 AM	#6
Fonzie Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Illinois	I'm thrilled to see you posting again, JasonTobiasIV. Nearly every one of your posts makes my own personal "quote of the moment" list. Well, that list doesn't really exist, but if it did JT4 would be all over it. With syrup. And beans.

05-26-2003, 11:41 AM	#9
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	JT, you will put in an appearance around Fantasy Football time, won't you?

05-26-2003, 11:46 AM	#10
JasonTobiasIV Mascot Join Date: Jan 2001	every year, brother. Where else can I find nerds so disgustingly delusional they believe statistics collect interest. I love my nerds. Atleast we're not dorks, dorks cut college to play counter strike. Nerds play with themselves, dorks cant even find their pecker. Lets get one rolling representing the normal participants, and maybe even add a couple of fresh faces. One meaning 'one' fantasy football league. __________________ Save Our Spaceship! Once a jewel, now a cess pool for fools.. Last edited by JasonTobiasIV : 05-26-2003 at 11:47 AM.

05-26-2003, 11:59 AM	#11
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	hahahaha!!!!!

05-26-2003, 12:08 PM	#12
JasonTobiasIV Mascot Join Date: Jan 2001	In all seriousness i thought Skydogs thread about absent friends was somehow directed at me. Guess I was wrong. I am a friend, though. __________________ Save Our Spaceship! Once a jewel, now a cess pool for fools..

05-26-2003, 09:48 PM	#13
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I've got 15 quotes submitted? And not a one of them submitted by me? Geez, you people need to get out and find funny more often. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

05-26-2003, 10:24 PM	#14
Blade6119 Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona	i dont have a single QOTM...ksyrup has 15...hmm...prejudice against the teenagers again? __________________ *Underachievement* The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower. *Despair* It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. *Demotivation* Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

05-26-2003, 11:00 PM	#15
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Mine got taken away. So many angry people.

05-27-2003, 09:48 AM	#16
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	JT4 is such a freak, that I start to wonder if this "league" of his even exists. I think it's a ploy to get our livers or something, due to his internationally-known cirrhosis. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

05-28-2003, 06:49 PM	#17
JasonTobiasIV Mascot Join Date: Jan 2001	I've got a web site with the link to the league as we speak. It has been reset to before the first season of play. I have 3 human players already involved from work. I am going to sim this league using a consistent schedule whether I have 3 or 30 humans involved. www.geocities.com/thencp (just a geocities link to my FTP cuz im an html loser, no skills whatsoever) There are plenty of things going on that site besides WBL (my own rip off of the world basketball league, and its going to be successful. I should know... __________________ Save Our Spaceship! Once a jewel, now a cess pool for fools..

05-28-2003, 07:43 PM	#18
JasonTobiasIV Mascot Join Date: Jan 2001	Check out www.rapidfirenetworkcenter.com for any reason. __________________ Save Our Spaceship! Once a jewel, now a cess pool for fools..

05-28-2003, 09:06 PM	#19
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	You've got a "link" to your "league." That's nice. Do you also have a "link" to your "porcupine god" with the "birthmark" on its thigh? __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

05-28-2003, 09:50 PM	#20
JasonTobiasIV Mascot Join Date: Jan 2001	What is this? To further elaborate: I never once said something as stupid without there being an oblivious subtext. It's like 'I ride my flying giraffe to taco town for mechanical sofas' Nothing there has any meaning, it was written without a soul. You can't be serious. Please do not attempt to imitate me with soulless rhetoric. To imply this nonsensical retardation as the manifestation of jason only reinforces my hatred for the impotent minds of man. Read this one and tell me 'Pork tied hang glider shifter milk on floorboards every tuesday before and alligator.' Just blurt it out and assume an idea is somewhere to be found. __________________ Save Our Spaceship! Once a jewel, now a cess pool for fools..

05-28-2003, 10:44 PM	#21
JasonTobiasIV Mascot Join Date: Jan 2001	Even as I realized $250 was missing from my wallet I felt guilty for perpetrating improper negativity towards a fellow member of the bretheren. __________________ Save Our Spaceship! Once a jewel, now a cess pool for fools..

05-29-2003, 12:50 AM	#22
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	If I were trying to imitate you, I would do a much better job, as I can play the part of chameleon with the best of them. Alas, that was not my point. I am simply searching for reality or perhaps for your boobs. I'll take either. A little help here? __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

05-29-2003, 12:54 AM	#23
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Now would somebody PLEASE touch me? __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

05-29-2003, 01:00 AM	#24
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	This thread contains the strangest conflict in history. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

05-29-2003, 11:07 AM	#26
JasonTobiasIV Mascot Join Date: Jan 2001	I'm currently caressing your chest. Thats where the boobs should be, right? __________________ Save Our Spaceship! Once a jewel, now a cess pool for fools..

05-29-2003, 11:14 AM	#27
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	His chest is where your boobs should be? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

05-29-2003, 12:23 PM	#28
JasonTobiasIV Mascot Join Date: Jan 2001	Oh, yeah. I just noticed the flaw in my friendly flame assault. This one will be a contrast in styles as I engage the smothering with love finishing combo. __________________ Save Our Spaceship! Once a jewel, now a cess pool for fools..

05-29-2003, 06:49 PM	#29
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I nollie over JasonTobiasIV and nail him in the back of the head while I do a kickflip. SKATALITY!!! And yes, Jason, your boobs are quite fetching against my sternum. Of course, we all understand that "Jason" is an anagram of "Jonas," and at least six of us know where THAT leads. So is this league real, or is Jason shitting our chains again? If the league is real, I want to join, and I have a "friend" with "antennae" who wants in, too. PIECE __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

05-29-2003, 08:53 PM	#30
JasonTobiasIV Mascot Join Date: Jan 2001	Godfather, the league is for rizzle. Check out the link my 6 year old made: www.geocities.com/thencp I am not making bells or whistles. Just simming on tuesdays and thursdays and every other sunday, making time for every computer offered trades as well as any roster management necessary. And when the computer teams are full, god will have smiled on me for I will not be overworked. 5 sims every 2 weeks. 3 human teams, all rapid fire employees. God bless the folks interested in joining my sure fire good times. __________________ Save Our Spaceship! Once a jewel, now a cess pool for fools..

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