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Old 08-25-2016, 04:54 PM   #1
cartman
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IWS #238 - Back To School edition

The Rules

The rules are the same as previous FOFC “I’m With Stupid" Contests, as set forth by the game's beloved progenitors, who remain beloved despite being rather irksome of late.

The object of this contest is to answer the questions posted, and to provide the most common answer among those submitted. For each question, your score will be equal to the number of people who submitted that response. Your score for the contest will be the product of your individual question scores. For the mathematically challenged, product means they are multiplied together, not added. Highest score wins.

Collaboration of any kind is strictly forbidden. No posting your answers to this board, nor sharing them by e-mail or in any other way with other potential contestants. There are no prizes other than everlasting glory and total consciousness on your deathbed, so the need to cheat shouldn't be an issue.

All determinations of "matches" and anything else requiring even the most trivial degree of judgment fall to that of the sole administrator of this round of the game. You can reduce the need for doubt and judgment by properly spelling your submissions, being clear, and that sort of thing. My decisions are final and utterly inarguable, no exceptions.

Any references that are unclear to you, due to language or geography, should be understood to be authored from the perspective of an English-speaking American. However...

Your answers do not necessarily have to be correct in order to score points. If I ask "Is half the lesser of doughnut", and you answer, "WTF", along with 9 other people, you each score 10 points, even though the correct answer is just to sober up.


The Hall of Heroes

Code:
Abe Sargent - IWS#49, IWS#149 Ahbrady - IWS#15, IWS#41, IWS#85, IWS#100 Airhog - IWS#1 Albionmoonlight - IWS#30, IWS#50, IWS#101, IWS#127, IWS#146, IWS#190, IWS#200, IWS#210 Archer219 - IWS#18, IWS#100 Arctus – IWS#135 Ardent Enthusiast - IWS#6 Atatange1 - IWS#79 Autumn - IWS #207 B&B - IWS#229 Barkeep49 - IWS#62, IWS#100, IWS#117, IWS#234 bbor - IWS#23, IWS#26 Bearcat729 - IWS#82, IWS#93 bhlloy - IWS#179 BishopMVP - IWS#36 Blade - IWS#13 BrianD - IWS#106 britrock88 - IWS#185, IWS#193, IWS#215, IWS#222, IWS #228 Bryce - IWS#40, IWS#53 Buccaneer - IWS#47 Butter_of_69 - IWS#128, IWS#144, IWS#158, IWS#176, IWS#225, IWS#227 Bsak16 - IWS#6, IWS#9, IWS#17 cartman - IWS#48, IWS#100, IWS#229, IWS#237 Celeval - IWS#146 Chief Rum - IWS#45, IWS#56, IWS#95 Claphamsa - IWS#184 CMP - IWS#171 Coffee Warlord - IWS#176, IWS#230 ColtCrazy - IWS#178 Cornhuskerly - IWS#46 Crim - IWS#57 Cringer - IWS#155, IWS#158 Cthomer5000 - IWS#54, IWS#75 CU Tiger - IWS#152, IWS#179, IWS #226 cuervo72 - IWS#27, IWS#38, IWS#191, IWS#211 DanGarion – IWS#100, IWS#122, IWS#178 Danny - IWS#54 Dodgerchick - IWS#177 Desert Dweller - IWS#6 Desnudo - IWS#88, IWS#120, IWS#137, IWS#199 Digamma - IWS#14, IWS#92, IWS#185, IWS#190, IWS#192, IWS#198, IWS#232 DougW #219 DukeRulesMAB - IWS#76 Dutch - IWS#90, IWS#189 EagleFan - IWS#41 Farrah Whitworth-Rahn - IWS#126 flere-imsaho - IWS#214, IWS#216 Frozenrope - IWS#86 George W Bush - IWS#80, IWS#84 Glengoyne - IWS#71 gold101 - IWS#63 GoSeahawks - IWS#64, IWS#131 gstelmack - IWS#116 Hammer755 - IWS#38 HeavyReign - IWS#23 Henry296 - IWS#12 Honolulu_Blue - IWS#129, IWS#144 Hoopsguy - IWS#170, IWS#174, IWS#181 HornedFrogPurple - IWS#10 jbergey22 - IWS#172, IWS#187 JeeberD - IWS#44, IWS#52, IWS#61, IWS#87, IWS#91, IWS#110, IWS#138, IWS#141 Jesse Ewiak – IWS#100 Joe Canadian - IWS#29 John Lynch - IWS#10 Karlifornia - IWS#81, IWS#97, IWS#99, IWS#124, IWS#134, IWS#158, IWS#161, IWS#172 kcchief19 - IWS#195 kingfc22- IWS#75, IWS#123, IWS#140, IWS#151 kurtism - IWS#79 KWhit - IWS#142, IWS#147, IWS#150, IWS#164 Lathum - IWS#182, IWS#206, IWS#212 lighhousekeeper - IWS#125, IWS#235, IWS#237 lurker - IWS#158 Logan – IWS#100, IWS#186 Maple Leafs - IWS#34, IWS#84, IWS#94, IWS#113, IWS#118, IWS#139, IWS#168 Marmel - IWS#8, IWS#211 Masked - IWS#22, IWS#30, IWS#31, IWS#33, IWS#100 MattJones4Heisman - IWS#157 mauboy1 - IWS#77 MIJB#19 - IWS#59, IWS#69, IWS#117, IWS#194 Msf518 - IWS#11, IWS#15, IWS#35, IWS#39, IWS#100 Neuqua - IWS#19 Nilodor - IWS#208, IWS#217 nol - IWS#213, IWS#220 NoMyths - IWS#46 Noop - IWS#46 Nothingman - IWS#6, IWS#45 ntndeacon - IWS#81 Oliegirl - IWS#72, IWS#81 PackerFanatic - IWS#130 Panerd - IWS#3, IWS#84, IWS#89, IWS#107, IWS#120, IWS#133, IWS#190, IWS #201, IWS #231, IWS#236 PineTar - IWS#108 Pjstp20 - IWS#42 Primelord - IWS#11 PurdueBrad - IWS#173, IWS#197, IWS #205 Pyser - IWS#85, IWS#163, IWS#180, IWS#197 QuikSand - IWS#9, IWS#16, IWS#18, IWS#24, IWS#32, IWS#58, IWS#66, IWS#70, IWS#73, IWS#78, IWS#83, IWS#93, IWS#100, IWS#103, IWS#111, IWS#132, IWS#156, IWS#165, IWS#169, IWS#179, IWS#202, IWS#224 Qwikshot - IWS#5 Radii – IWS#100, IWS#106, IWS#208 Raiders Army - IWS#154, IWS#179 Ramzavail - IWS#53 Raven Hawk - IWS#68, IWS#96 RendeR - IWS#6 RGunner - IWS#121 rkmsuf - IWS#145 RonnieDobbs - IWS#37 RPI-Fan - IWS#9, IWS#182, IWS#203 sabotai - IWS#143 Samdari - IWS#21 ScottVib - IWS#9 Solecismic - IWS#83 spleen1015 - IWS#98, IWS#196 SplitPersonality1 - IWS#4, IWS#104 Sterlingice - IWS#28, IWS#31, IWS#35, IWS#51, IWS#183, IWS#197 stevebollea - IWS#169 stevew- IWS#159, IWS#164 #204 Subby - IWS#107, IWS#110, IWS#112 Sublime 2 - IWS#25, IWS#134, IWS#148, IWS#161, IWS#179, IWS#188 Suburban Rhythm - IWS#221 Suicane75 - IWS#109 Swaggs - IWS#2, IWS#35 Tarcone - IWS#162 Tasan - IWS#65 TazFTW - IWS#153 ThunderingHERD - IWS#114, IWS#119, IWS#122 Timmae - IWS#115, IWS #224, IWS #228 Toddzilla - IWS#167 Tredwel - IWS#6, IWS#9, IWS#20, IWS#43, IWS#67, IWS#84 TRO - IWS#7, IWS#9, IWS#12, IWS#85, IWS#102, IWS#109, IWS#209 tucker342 - IWS#60 tyketime - IWS#175, IWS#178 Umbrella - IWS#218 Vince - IWS#37, IWS#46, IWS#62, IWS#233 wademoore - IWS#166 Wbatl1 – IWS#105, IWS#136 Whar - IWS#75 Wheels - IWS#55 WSUCougar – IWS#105


The Questions:
It is back to school time for those still slaves to the educational system.
  1. Stupid signs up for an after-school program. What is the activity they pick?
  2. What is Stupid's favorite school cafeteria food?
  3. What is Stupid's high school mascot?
  4. What job does Stupid tell the counselor he would like to get after graduating?
  5. Stupid has to take a foreign language class to graduate. Spanish class is already full. What class do they end up picking?
  6. Stupid visits their brother in college. What fraternity does Stupid's brother join?

PM your responses to me, with IWS in the subject line. I'll keep the voting open for one week, with submissions due by 5pm Central on Thursday, Sept. 1st
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Old 08-26-2016, 11:20 AM   #2
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Old 08-26-2016, 11:48 AM   #3
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Old 08-26-2016, 12:13 PM   #4
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Old 08-26-2016, 12:35 PM   #5
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Old 08-29-2016, 02:14 PM   #6
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'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand
So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent
So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint
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Old 08-30-2016, 10:50 AM   #7
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Old 08-30-2016, 03:30 PM   #8
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Old 09-01-2016, 10:14 AM   #9
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Final day bump. Have until 5pm Central this afternoon to get your answers submitted!
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