The Official Delete Posts Thread

[Schmidty]

Post all of your inane, idiotic comments here so that I can delete them!

[Schmidty]

I just sat on my left nut and it really hurt, but I least I felt it!!!

[NobodyHere]

Are you sure you shouldn't be in the drunk guy thread or something? Because you obviously aren't feeling all right.

[Schmidty]

I don't drink anymore.

I just think this board is dying and needs to be shaken up. Also, you will most likely lose at least one post in the future.

[NobodyHere]

Well calling people "cockless cowards" isn't really a good way to shake up the board. It's more of a way to get banned and deprive the board of yet another member.

[Schmidty]

Originally Posted by NobodyHere

Well calling people "cockless cowards" isn't really a good way to shake up the board. It's more of a way to get banned and deprive the board of yet another member.

I don't regret it because it's true.

Were you even here back in the day? It was pure, beautiful chaos. People hating each other one second, loving each other the second. It was what friends do. Now we're just old and afraid of shaking things up. If I get banned or boxed, so be it. We need a good boxing. I admit that my brain isn't working correctly again, but I kind of like it like this. I can actually think again.

[JonInMiddleGA]

Originally Posted by Schmidty

I don't regret it because it's true.

Nah pal, you're off base on this one I'm afraid. I say that with love but ... it's the truth.

The random thread IS pretty fucking random.

I was surprised today to find that's where my old Athens cop-killer post was put 4 yrs ago BUT it was because I originally linked to my blog about it rather than posting that entire rant here. Something that localized did not warrant an entire thread at the time IMO ... and connecting the two things is why I posted in it today.

That's a pretty f'n random set of circumstances.

And, given the number of posts/comments/whatever that most of the potential topic posts get in return, all moving them would do is create a shit ton of threads that die within 5 posts. That's depressing to see, so what's the f'n point?

I won't argue with you that the board is largely dead, I just feel like the blame is being misplaced by picking on that thread randomly.

[Kodos]

All we are saying, is give random a chance....

[Chief Rum]

Michigan State Spartans rock! As do the Wings!

(There, now if Schmidty deletes this thread, it will cost him something)

[Butter]

Originally Posted by Schmidty

Now we're just old and afraid of shaking things up. If I get banned or boxed, so be it. We need a good boxing. I admit that my brain isn't working correctly again, but I kind of like it like this. I can actually think again.

If anything, I'm less afraid of shaking things up now than I was when I was younger. Because I can more correctly predict the consequences and how people will react.

But also, in order to shake things up, there has to be a pretty desirable expected endpoint. And I'm not sure what endpoint would be gained here that would be such a vast improvement.

Do I really want to have to try to keep up with 60 different threads going 200 different directions anymore? Probably not. Maybe that's just me, though.

[JeeberD]

I don't wanna lose posts!

[EagleFan]

Tim Tebow is going to walk on water and single handedly win the super bowl.

[Schmidty]

The deletion WILL happen. I just don't know when. Maybe in 10 years, maybe in 2 years, maybe today. Post at your own risk.

[Kodos]

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

[Suicane75]

My breath smells like cat. Where is your cat?

[Coffee Warlord]

I pooped today.

[Suicane75]

I pooped tomorrow. Or so John Titor told me.

[DanGarion]

On Thursday our daughter (2 year old) had one of the most enormous poops I've ever seen. She had been backed up for a couple days and then all of the sudden BOOM! The thing was the size of a like of of those 1 lb chubs of ground turkey.

[Suicane75]

As a gentleman of larger carriage, I've been known to produce some ample leavings. But last year, I really upped my vegetable intake, and after a rather large meal that was mostly steamed veggies, I felt....odd. As I sat down I could feel it in my chest, MY CHEST. As the machine of my inner workings went into motion, This thing inside of me began it's journey, and for almost 30 seconds, with no resistance at all, it just flowed. When it was done I needed an old toothbrush, and a few moments to catch my breath. But I'm not sure I've ever felt so good.

[Dutch]

And as if a thousand voices all screamed out to themselves at once, "Dont finish reading suicanes post!!!"

But it was too late...

[Schmidty]

Leaking sucks.

Thanks to that pink thing. I think it's a "Napkin", but regardless of the name, it really cleans things up!!!

[Radii]

If you eat mostly meat and tons of fat you have nice, tiny poops that require no effort. Feels good, man.

FOFC has been missing a pooping thread. NOT ANYMORE.

[britrock88]

So _that's_ the kind of deletion we're talking about.

[Schmidty]

I just insulted the guy that I like the most on FOFC (insulted him indirectly on FB), and am completely out of control. Sorry guys. I love you all.

But a poop thread? This must continue.