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06-17-2014, 02:58 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Chicagoland
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Bad Pickup Line(rs)
Does anyone here have any experience with these and why you would choose one over the other?
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06-17-2014, 03:00 PM
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Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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Here's a great one:
You remind me of my little toe. Small, cute, and I'm probably going to end up banging you on the coffee table later.
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Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint |
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06-17-2014, 03:00 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Chicago
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flere... Thought the same thing, lol...
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06-17-2014, 03:22 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Do you like water? Awesome, you're already 70 percent of the way to liking me!
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06-17-2014, 03:30 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The Mountains
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For a fat chick, you sure don't sweat much!
I learned that one from Leisure Suit Larry Last edited by molson : 06-17-2014 at 03:33 PM. |
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06-17-2014, 03:34 PM
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Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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Are you secure enough to take a compliment from a complete stranger? You are? Good, so am I. You go first.
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Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint |
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06-17-2014, 03:55 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado Springs
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Does this smell like chloroform?
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06-17-2014, 04:00 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Hey you remind me of fast food, because I want to take you out. And then I'd wanna eat you in my car.
Last edited by mckerney : 06-17-2014 at 05:10 PM. |
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06-17-2014, 05:01 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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Nothing sexier than fast foot.
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06-17-2014, 05:10 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Dammit.
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06-17-2014, 06:49 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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Hey man, if taking strange girls to your car and eating their feet is your thing, embrace it.
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06-17-2014, 07:09 PM
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Herndon, VA
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Is your Daddy in prison? If I was your Daddy I'd be in prison.
Same theme - If I was your Dad, I'd still be bathing you. Last edited by Critch : 06-17-2014 at 07:11 PM. Reason: advanced dola avoidance |
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06-17-2014, 07:12 PM
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"Dutch"
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Tampa, FL
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If I could re-arrange the alphabet I'd put U next to me.
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06-17-2014, 07:14 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Seven miles up
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Lol, really? I mean, U and I is bad enough, but....
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06-17-2014, 07:24 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Georgia
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Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.
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06-17-2014, 07:36 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Midwest
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Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
Do you know how many planets there are? Well, there'll only be 7 after I destroy Uranus. |
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06-17-2014, 11:33 PM
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"Dutch"
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Tampa, FL
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Hey the instructions were clearly stated.  |
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06-18-2014, 04:16 AM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Sep 2004
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I come back later?
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06-18-2014, 05:31 AM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Daegu, Korea
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Why don't you sit on my lap, and we can talk about the first thing that pops up.
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06-18-2014, 11:23 AM
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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Here's an aggressive one:
Whats the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat. |
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06-18-2014, 11:24 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Chicagoland
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It's too bad we don't have a lot of women on the board anymore, because I'd love to hear what actual bad pickup lines they've heard.
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06-18-2014, 11:26 AM
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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You know what the difference is between pizza and a boner?
You're not giving me a pizza right now. |
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06-18-2014, 12:44 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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Can't for the life of me figure out why they've left. |
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06-18-2014, 03:55 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Here and There
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Are you wearing astronaut pants?
No? Because your ass is out of this world. |
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06-18-2014, 04:18 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Sep 2004
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Do your feet hurt?
They should, because it was a long drop from heaven. or They should, because you've been walking around in my mind all day.
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06-22-2014, 03:53 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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You remind me of this one character in Orange is the New Black.
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06-22-2014, 04:19 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Massachusetts
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I mean look - this isn't classy or anything, but I could see it getting a laugh and what-not from girls of a certain age/type. To not be assholey I think then after the laugh you'd have to say "alright alright I'll go first" and hit with a genuine compliment. |
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