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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: calgary, AB
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IWS #218 - Stupid gets a performance review
The Rules
The rules are the same as previous FOFC Im With Stupid" Contests, as set forth by the games magical and raisin fuelled founding pantheon. The object of this contest is to answer the questions posted, and to provide the most common answer among those submitted. For each question, your score will be equal to the number of people who submitted that response. Your score for the contest will be the product of your individual question scores. Yes, that word "product" here in the Great White North means that they will be multiplied together, not added. Highest score wins. Collaboration of any kind is strictly forbidden. No posting your answers to this board, nor sharing them by e-mail or in any other way with other potential contestants. Just don't be an asshat, and this should end well. All determinations of "matches" and anything else requiring judgment fall to that of the sole administrator of this round of the game. You can reduce the need for doubt and judgment by properly spelling your submissions, being clear, and that sort of thing. My decisions are final and utterly inarguable, no exceptions. Any references that are unclear to you, due to language or geography, should be understood to be authored from the perspective of an English-speaking American. However... Your answers do not necessarily have to be correct in order to score points. If I ask "Which Canadian team will next hoist the Stanley Cup?" and you answer "Toronto Maple Leafs" along with 13 other people, you each regrettably will be awarded 14 points -- even though the correct answer is "None". ******************************************************* The Hall of Heroes
Spoiler
******************************************************* IWS #218 - Stupid get a performance review Stupid gets an email monday morning that he will be receiving a performance review this friday. He opens up the email to find a 3 question questionnaire. 1. What is your best skill that you provide the company? 2. What is the one area that you need to improve upon? 3. What percent raise do you feel that you deserve? Stupid submits the email and anxiously awaits his review on friday. When stupid arrives to the review he sees three other employees sitting in the room and several board games. Stupid is informed that he can select any game, however only the winner will be retained with the company. 4. Which board game does stupid select? Amazingly after a long drawn out match stupid wins the board game. Sweaty and nerve wracked stupid is ushered into an adjoining room. Stupid is informed that his office will be closing but there will be a position available for him in another office. The company has offices in most major Canadian and US cities. 5. Which office does he choose to transfer to? Upon arriving for the first day of work at his new job he is told that he has shown impressive skills and has been promoted to branch manager. He is allowed to select any office on the floor. 6. Which direction do the windows in his office face? ******************************************************* Please PM your answers to me with "IWS #218" in the title. Submissions are due by 12:00 PM Mountain Time on Monday May 12th. |
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05-04-2014, 11:20 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Madison, WI
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Wow.
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05-05-2014, 12:18 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Yeaaaaah, I'm gonna have to work on this on Saturday.
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05-05-2014, 07:59 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Chicagoland
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Gah....
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05-06-2014, 06:22 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Rennes, France
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oohhhhh
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05-06-2014, 12:11 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: calgary, AB
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8 excellent submissions so far. I'm really excited to see what the results look like when we get some more entries. For those worried about the first 2 questions I will be grouping the answers into like themes, so take your best shot!.
Good luck and keep those responses coming! |
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05-06-2014, 12:13 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Chicago
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lol, my entry must be the 9th!!
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05-07-2014, 08:53 AM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: calgary, AB
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Bump, 14 responses in. Lots of movement on the big board.
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05-07-2014, 09:20 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pittsburgh
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I'm more worried about #4 and #5
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05-07-2014, 04:51 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: calgary, AB
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Up to 17 now, keep em coming
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05-07-2014, 07:34 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Midwest
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Quote:
Is this code for "people that turned entries in first are now on the bottom"? |
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05-07-2014, 07:36 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Madison, WI
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Self-assessment season at my office... should've done some cross-referencing.
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05-08-2014, 12:21 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: calgary, AB
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Draft day bump, upto 19 entries.
Actually a couple of early entries are doing very well. We shall see if the trend continues. |
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05-09-2014, 08:35 AM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: calgary, AB
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Bump for the friday people
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05-09-2014, 08:40 AM
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Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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jeez, this is tough
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05-10-2014, 07:29 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: calgary, AB
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Weekend bump, for those weekend types
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05-12-2014, 08:44 AM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: calgary, AB
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So I'll be tallying these up sometime around lunchtime today, so a little less than 5 hours from now. So last call!
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05-12-2014, 08:54 AM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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This was a bit of a tough one but not an unfair one. Good and creative ideas
SI
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05-12-2014, 09:24 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Chicagoland
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I can't wait to see what people ended up picking for these questions.
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