Holy cow, what happened to Christina!?!?!?

JeeberD · 05-07-2003, 01:52 PM

Where's the girl I knew and loved from the Dirty video???

sachmo71 · 05-07-2003, 01:57 PM

She has, and always will be, the most repulsive "sex symbol" I have ever seen.

RonnieDobbs · 05-07-2003, 01:57 PM

That is positively frightening. How long ago was that Maxim shoot? Maybe Conan O' Brien's "Whore Makeup" jokes cut a little to close to the heart and she turned to Bon-Bons.

Franklinnoble · 05-07-2003, 01:59 PM

Wow... she looks just like that $10 hooker I met in that trailer park that one time... er... nevermind...

Marmel · 05-07-2003, 02:01 PM

Who is this?

CHEMICAL SOLDIER · 05-07-2003, 02:02 PM

cthomer5000 · 05-07-2003, 02:03 PM

NEWSFLASH:

She was never attractive!

CamEdwards · 05-07-2003, 02:04 PM

I like her meaty.

Marmel · 05-07-2003, 02:05 PM

Again, I ask, who is this?

Kodos · 05-07-2003, 02:07 PM

Christina Aguilera: UGH.

sabotai · 05-07-2003, 02:07 PM

It's Christina Agulorila ....Christina Agulalala ...Christina Aguolir ...The chick for the "Dirty" video.

Marmel · 05-07-2003, 02:08 PM

No its not!

scooper · 05-07-2003, 02:08 PM

She is beautiful.

No matter what you say.

korme · 05-07-2003, 02:08 PM

thats not real guys

Franklinnoble · 05-07-2003, 02:09 PM

I'd still do her.

Ksyrup · 05-07-2003, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cthomer5000
NEWSFLASH:

She was never attractive!

Bingo.

Where's that page that showed her side-by-side with Dee Snider from Twisted Sister? You couldn't tell them apart. Fat or skinny, she's still not pretty.

She's easily #1 on my list of ugliest female celebrities, well ahead of Rene Zellweger, who is ugly in her own right. But not Christina ugly.

Draft Dodger · 05-07-2003, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shorty3281
thats not real guys

really?

Anrhydeddu · 05-07-2003, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ksyrup
Bingo.

Where's that page that showed her side-by-side with Dee Snider from Twisted Sister? You couldn't tell them apart. Fat or skinny, she's still not pretty.

She's easily #1 on my list of ugliest female celebrities, well ahead of Rene Zellweger, who is ugly in her own right. But not Christina ugly.

Perfectly said and I agree completely.

JeeberD · 05-07-2003, 02:21 PM

So ya'll are trying to tell me that these aren't hot????

Ksyrup · 05-07-2003, 02:21 PM

Damn, I can't get the picture to stay up.

Here's the links:

Deeischristina

Christinaisdee

JeeberD · 05-07-2003, 02:24 PM

Yeah, she wasn't that hot in the Moulan Rouge video. Pink was, though...

sabotai · 05-07-2003, 02:33 PM

Uhhh....for those saying she is the ugliest female celebraty, I have just three words for you.

Anna Nicole Smith

korme · 05-07-2003, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Draft Dodger
really?

really

sabotai · 05-07-2003, 02:49 PM

really really?

Tekneek · 05-07-2003, 02:51 PM

Not buying it. I don't believe that is really her.

JeeberD · 05-07-2003, 02:53 PM

Well, it looks like her in the face, and you can see that she has the nipple ring. I hope it's really not her, but I'm not sure...

Tekneek · 05-07-2003, 02:57 PM

Until I see some different photos, and perhaps video, I won't believe it. Of course, I don't care that much so I won't seek these other sources out, but I don't believe much news until multiple sources confirm it.

korme · 05-07-2003, 02:57 PM

it isnt. her boobs were never that big and they just had her on mtv a few days ago for her new video

Draft Dodger · 05-07-2003, 03:02 PM

looks like her to me

Franklinnoble · 05-07-2003, 03:07 PM

I'd still do her... even if it's not Christina...

Franklinnoble · 05-07-2003, 03:08 PM

... unless it's a man dressed up like Christina....

korme · 05-07-2003, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Draft Dodger
looks like her to me

people are talented with photoshop, paintshop, etc

scooper · 05-07-2003, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shorty3281
people are talented with photoshop, paintshop, etc

I think Ms. Dirrrty is talented with Twinkies.

vtbub · 05-07-2003, 03:15 PM

They morphed her with catherine zeta jones and the bush twins.

Subby · 05-07-2003, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Franklinnoble
... unless it's a man dressed up like Christina....

And then I would just ask him not to talk...

TroyF · 05-07-2003, 03:18 PM

She's always been ugly. Real ugly. Yuk

TroyF

Franklinnoble · 05-07-2003, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Subby
And then I would just ask him not to talk...

SkyDog will ban me if I comment any further on this... I'm gonna have to stay away from this thread for a while.

CamEdwards · 05-07-2003, 03:20 PM

what tabloid are those pictures from? anybody know?

scooper · 05-07-2003, 03:27 PM

Actually, I think it's Jenna Bush.

IMetTrentGreen · 05-07-2003, 03:32 PM

http://953party.com/carson/xtina_ugly1.html

Ksyrup · 05-07-2003, 04:03 PM

Check out this one. She definitely looks "thicker."

Her

Franklinnoble · 05-07-2003, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ksyrup
Check out this one. She definitely looks "thicker."

Her

Franklinnoble · 05-07-2003, 04:14 PM

I'd still do her.

Draft Dodger · 05-07-2003, 04:16 PM

I'd still hit it, but now it's only to say that I did, not because I want to.

Franklinnoble · 05-07-2003, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Draft Dodger
I'd still hit it, but now it's only to say that I did, not because I want to.

Have you got someone better looking just lying around prepared to do you anytime you'd like? If not, I'd say you'd definately do her because you wanted to.

Draft Dodger · 05-07-2003, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Franklinnoble
Have you got someone better looking just lying around prepared to do you anytime you'd like? If not, I'd say you'd definately do her because you wanted to.

please look at the first picture in this thread again, and tell me that you would sleep with that woman if her name was Velma and she worked down at the local 7-11. I know I wouldn't.

but, since she's like famous and formerly hot (and probably a little minx in the sack) I'd give it a run just to be able to write a book about it later.

KWhit · 05-07-2003, 04:35 PM

She's still semi slutty-hot, so I'd probably want to do her IN the 7-11.

Franklinnoble · 05-07-2003, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KWhit
She's still semi slutty-hot, so I'd probably want to do her IN the 7-11.

Yeah... and no matter who she was, I'd insist on calling her "Velma" while we did it, anyway.

Samdari · 05-07-2003, 05:01 PM

If you cannot tell the difference between Aguilera and Snider in those pictures, you have been with too many women that have Adams Apples and facial hair.

Airhog · 05-07-2003, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CamEdwards
I like her meaty.

You botched my quote, I said I like my women chunky!

05-07-2003, 01:57 PM	#3
RonnieDobbs High School JV Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Boston, MA	That is positively frightening. How long ago was that Maxim shoot? Maybe Conan O' Brien's "Whore Makeup" jokes cut a little to close to the heart and she turned to Bon-Bons. __________________ ----------------------------------------- Lookin' forward to great seasons from my 'Skins, Cubbies, and Red Sox (please humor me) Proud Manager of the BOSTON WYCKYD SCEPTRE Also attempting to Right The Ship with the Clippers

05-07-2003, 02:01 PM	#5
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	Who is this? __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

05-07-2003, 02:02 PM	#6
CHEMICAL SOLDIER College Starter Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Henderson, Nevada	Wow __________________ Toujour Pret

05-07-2003, 02:04 PM	#8
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	I like her meaty. __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

05-07-2003, 02:05 PM	#9
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	Again, I ask, who is this? __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

05-07-2003, 01:57 PM	#2
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	She has, and always will be, the most repulsive "sex symbol" I have ever seen.

05-07-2003, 01:59 PM	#4
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	Wow... she looks just like that $10 hooker I met in that trailer park that one time... er... nevermind...

05-07-2003, 02:07 PM	#10
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Christina Aguilera: UGH.

05-07-2003, 02:07 PM	#11
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	It's Christina Agulorila ....Christina Agulalala ...Christina Aguolir ...The chick for the "Dirty" video.

05-07-2003, 02:08 PM	#12
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	No its not! __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

05-07-2003, 02:08 PM	#13
scooper College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cinn City	She is beautiful. No matter what you say.

05-07-2003, 02:08 PM	#14
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	thats not real guys

05-07-2003, 02:09 PM	#15
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	I'd still do her.

05-07-2003, 02:21 PM	#19
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	So ya'll are trying to tell me that these aren't hot???? __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

05-07-2003, 02:21 PM	#20
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Damn, I can't get the picture to stay up. Here's the links: Deeischristina Christinaisdee __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 05-07-2003 at 02:25 PM.

05-07-2003, 02:24 PM	#21
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Yeah, she wasn't that hot in the Moulan Rouge video. Pink was, though... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

05-07-2003, 02:33 PM	#22
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	Uhhh....for those saying she is the ugliest female celebraty, I have just three words for you. Anna Nicole Smith

05-07-2003, 02:49 PM	#24
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	really really?

05-07-2003, 02:51 PM	#25
Tekneek Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: USA	Not buying it. I don't believe that is really her.

05-07-2003, 02:53 PM	#26
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Well, it looks like her in the face, and you can see that she has the nipple ring. I hope it's really not her, but I'm not sure... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

05-07-2003, 02:57 PM	#27
Tekneek Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: USA	Until I see some different photos, and perhaps video, I won't believe it. Of course, I don't care that much so I won't seek these other sources out, but I don't believe much news until multiple sources confirm it.

05-07-2003, 03:02 PM	#29
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	looks like her to me __________________ Mile High Hockey

05-07-2003, 03:07 PM	#30
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	I'd still do her... even if it's not Christina...

05-07-2003, 03:08 PM	#31
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	... unless it's a man dressed up like Christina....

05-07-2003, 03:15 PM	#34
vtbub College Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burlington, VT USA	They morphed her with catherine zeta jones and the bush twins. __________________

05-07-2003, 03:18 PM	#36
TroyF Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	She's always been ugly. Real ugly. Yuk TroyF

05-07-2003, 03:20 PM	#38
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	what tabloid are those pictures from? anybody know? __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

05-07-2003, 03:27 PM	#39
scooper College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cinn City	Actually, I think it's Jenna Bush.

05-07-2003, 03:32 PM	#40
IMetTrentGreen College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Austin, Texas	http://953party.com/carson/xtina_ugly1.html

05-07-2003, 04:03 PM	#41
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Check out this one. She definitely looks "thicker." Her __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

05-07-2003, 04:14 PM	#43
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	I'd still do her.

05-07-2003, 04:16 PM	#44
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	I'd still hit it, but now it's only to say that I did, not because I want to. __________________ Mile High Hockey

05-07-2003, 04:35 PM	#47
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	She's still semi slutty-hot, so I'd probably want to do her IN the 7-11.

05-07-2003, 05:01 PM	#49
Samdari Roster Filler Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cicero	If you cannot tell the difference between Aguilera and Snider in those pictures, you have been with too many women that have Adams Apples and facial hair. __________________ http://www.nateandellie.net Now featuring twice the babies for the same low price!

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