The Most Horrifying Thing The Cubs Have Done...Ever

Coffee Warlord · 01-13-2014, 03:57 PM

Chicago Cubs mascot Clark - chicagotribune.com

Lathum · 01-13-2014, 03:57 PM

He's mighty cute

claphamsa · 01-13-2014, 03:58 PM

:LOOOL

Coffee Warlord · 01-13-2014, 03:58 PM

IT GETS WORSE

BillJasper · 01-13-2014, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

Chicago Cubs mascot Clark - chicagotribune.com

That is definitely going to strike fear in the hearts of their opponents!

Pyser · 01-13-2014, 04:03 PM

put on some pants, clark!

Coffee Warlord · 01-13-2014, 04:04 PM

Look at those eyes. Those eyes that betray the false smile. They are eyes that scream "save me"! They are eyes that have known terror and torture. They are eyes that have cried for countless nights, shivering in the cold and cowering in fear from his masters. They are eyes that know that disobeying his masters will result only in pain and anguish.

cartman · 01-13-2014, 04:09 PM

Now the Cards have to come up with a "Cousin Eddie" mascot.

Draft Dodger · 01-13-2014, 04:10 PM

I have to assume this doesn't even crack the top 20 list

Toddzilla · 01-13-2014, 05:57 PM

Given my boy is named Clark Addison, our house is very pleased

Toddzilla · 01-13-2014, 05:58 PM

dola

However I will point out that the use of a snap-back hat is absolutely unforgivable.

TroyF · 01-13-2014, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

Chicago Cubs mascot Clark - chicagotribune.com

Not a Cubs fan, but I can think of about 300 things the Cubs have done worse than a cute mascot that will give them millions in cash from merchandise sales.

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Matthean · 01-13-2014, 06:02 PM

How dare they try to target a new generations of fans.

Karlifornia · 01-13-2014, 06:05 PM

What's wrong with snap back hats?

Vince, Pt. II · 01-13-2014, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

What's wrong with snap back hats?

+1

That's probably the best part about the whole thing.

NobodyHere · 01-13-2014, 06:26 PM

I think the mascot sums up "Lovable Losers" pretty well.

Buccaneer · 01-13-2014, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Matthean

How dare they try to target a new generations of fans.

What, the pre-schoolers? Looks like something Disney would do (and create a plush toy) to attract the very young. That and the lame snap-back to promote an edgy look...to a 5-yr old.

Coffee Warlord · 01-13-2014, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Matthean

How dare they try to target a new generations of fans.

Get 'em started early on years of misery and suffering!

RomaGoth · 01-13-2014, 06:35 PM

He wears his hat like Tony Romo. How can this NOT be a success?

EagleFan · 01-13-2014, 07:52 PM

One of the better tweets about I saw it....

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As a Cubs' fan I can identify with the deep sadness in his eyes...

Grover · 01-13-2014, 08:16 PM

He looks so guilty and shameful.

Suicane75 · 01-13-2014, 08:16 PM

That's the same image that pops up when I try and google Gracie Gold.

Grover · 01-13-2014, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

That's the same image that pops up when I try and google Gracie Gold.

Ha! +1

tarcone · 01-13-2014, 08:51 PM

His eyes do have a sadness to them.

Julio Riddols · 01-13-2014, 09:27 PM

stevew · 01-13-2014, 09:46 PM

It's no Steely McBeam.

Toddzilla · 01-14-2014, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by EagleFan

One of the better tweets about I saw it....

As a Cubs fan, I can identify with the lack of pants

PackerFanatic · 01-14-2014, 02:26 PM

Gotta be the same creator as the New Orleans Pelicans mascot, right?

Easy Mac · 01-14-2014, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Buccaneer

What, the pre-schoolers? Looks like something Disney would do (and create a plush toy) to attract the very young. That and the lame snap-back to promote an edgy look...to a 5-yr old.

talespin

JPhillips · 01-15-2014, 02:16 PM

Comcast SportsNet Airs Our Version Of Cubs Mascot With Cock And Balls

stevew · 01-15-2014, 02:18 PM

He should be wearing pants. If a bear is wearing a shirt, he's already not like a normal bear.

chadritt · 01-15-2014, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Buccaneer

What, the pre-schoolers? Looks like something Disney would do (and create a plush toy) to attract the very young. That and the lame snap-back to promote an edgy look...to a 5-yr old.

Teenagers LOVE snap-back hats nowadays, or at least they did a year ago. Also yes...the mascot probably was designed to appeal to children.

BillJasper · 01-15-2014, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by chadritt

Teenagers LOVE snap-back hats nowadays, or at least they did a year ago. Also yes...the mascot probably was designed to appeal to children.

I just don't know how whoever approved this missed the sadness in his eyes. He looks like he's getting ready to go off himself.

Buccaneer · 01-15-2014, 04:24 PM

Teenagers love bieber so that probably explains the hat thing.

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Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	I have to assume this doesn't even crack the top 20 list __________________ Mile High Hockey

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Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	He's mighty cute

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Pyser Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Los Angeles	put on some pants, clark!

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Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	Look at those eyes. Those eyes that betray the false smile. They are eyes that scream "save me"! They are eyes that have known terror and torture. They are eyes that have cried for countless nights, shivering in the cold and cowering in fear from his masters. They are eyes that know that disobeying his masters will result only in pain and anguish.

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Toddzilla Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burke, VA	Given my boy is named Clark Addison, our house is very pleased

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Toddzilla Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burke, VA	dola However I will point out that the use of a snap-back hat is absolutely unforgivable.

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NobodyHere Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2013	I think the mascot sums up "Lovable Losers" pretty well.

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Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	That's the same image that pops up when I try and google Gracie Gold.

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stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	It's no Steely McBeam.

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PackerFanatic Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Appleton, WI	Gotta be the same creator as the New Orleans Pelicans mascot, right? __________________ Commissioner of the RNFL

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stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	He should be wearing pants. If a bear is wearing a shirt, he's already not like a normal bear.

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Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	Teenagers love bieber so that probably explains the hat thing.

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