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09-26-2013, 05:49 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Funny motivational phrases to use in practice?
I need some new material for when I run practice.
A couple of examples (I didn't say they were good  )1) My grandmother can run faster than that. 2) Looks like you should have had another biscuit for breakfast (when someone airballs a free throw) |
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09-26-2013, 06:19 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Keene, NH
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excuses are the nails that built the house of failure
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09-26-2013, 06:26 PM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Oct 2009
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If you're going to throw like a girl, throw like a big girl.
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09-26-2013, 06:36 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA
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Watching you try to play makes me want to put a bullet in my own head!
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09-26-2013, 06:47 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2006
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You're deceptively slow
Last edited by rowech : 09-26-2013 at 06:47 PM. |
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09-26-2013, 07:04 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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My all-time favorite that I actually heard was from a coach to a player who completely botched a layup drill.
"You could fuck up a wet dream" (hopefully you aren't running something like girl's soccer practice  )
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"I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis Last edited by JonInMiddleGA : 09-26-2013 at 07:04 PM. |
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09-26-2013, 07:16 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Bath, ME
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Also not useful for girls' sports. |
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09-26-2013, 07:19 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Y'all didn't come out here to practice! 'Cause champions pay the price!
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09-26-2013, 09:32 PM
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Team Chaplain
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Just outside Des Moines, IA
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What is pain? Fresh bread! We want some mo', we want some mo', we want some mo'!
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Winner of 6 FOFC Scribe Awards, including 3 Gold Scribes Founder of the ZFL, 2004 Golden Scribe Dynasty of the Year Now bringing The Des Moines Dragons back to life, and the joke's on YOU, NFL! I came to the Crossroad. I took it. And that has made all the difference. |
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09-26-2013, 10:01 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Muskogee, OK USA
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Before you give up, how about you try?
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09-26-2013, 10:03 PM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Flatlands of America
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How 'bout you bust yours so we can kick theirs?
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Post Count: Eleventy Billion - so deal with it! |
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09-26-2013, 10:18 PM
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Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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Coffee is for closers
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Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint |
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09-26-2013, 11:10 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: The State of Insanity
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You guys aren't talented enough to win on talent alone.
You guys look like a monkey screwing a football out there (Both from Herb Brooks, the 1980 Miracle on Ice coach) From the movie MIRACLE, can't confirm it's a real quote (my book long ago disintegrated) When you pull on that jersey, you represent yourself and your teammates...and the name on the front is a hell of a lot more important than the one on the back. Get that through your head. AGAIN!
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Check out Foz's New Video Game Site, An 8-bit Mind in an 8GB world! http://an8bitmind.com Last edited by SirFozzie : 09-26-2013 at 11:29 PM. |
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09-26-2013, 11:32 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: The scorched Desert
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Let's hope you never end up in prison
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09-27-2013, 12:14 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Sep 2005
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You couldn't win a hundred yard dash in a ninety yard gym.
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09-27-2013, 12:44 AM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Jul 2001
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Just pretend the other team is zombies
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09-27-2013, 08:05 AM
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College Starter
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Pretty good suggestions so far, thanks guys
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09-27-2013, 09:52 AM
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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Quote:
i need to tell somebody this today |
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09-27-2013, 09:52 AM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Backwoods, SC
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My sons Middle School football coach told one of his star players (who has been a bonehead and is now kicked out of school for legal troubles at 12)
"You've got the physical talent to play Varsity and the mental focus and attitude to be ride the bench in Flag. God did his part why dont you start doing yours?" |
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09-27-2013, 10:01 AM
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Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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Pretty much anything R. Lee Ermey said in 'Full Metal Jacket'
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Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint |
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09-27-2013, 10:38 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Parañaque, Philippines
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What is fatigue!?
(Get them to shout "Army clothes!")
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Come and see. |
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09-30-2013, 08:24 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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1. Don't talk to me about Kurt f@#&ing Bevaqua!
2. If I paid you, would you make the shot? 3. There's only two things that make me cry, weddings and funerals. I'm about to add a third to the list. 4. Practice is like a refrigerator, you only get out of it, what you put into it. 5. I don't claim to be Nostradamus, but, I'm seeing some extra laps in the near future.
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I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4 |
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09-30-2013, 11:08 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Sterling Heights, Mi
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My basketball coach in high school used to ask us if the aliens from Space Jam had taken our talent. That reference is a bit dated now
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