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Cunniling: Are you a Fan?
So, having a discussion with a woman after I stated that cunnilingus silently on the bed was wasted time, because I wasn't getting anything. She thought that it had many benefits. So, cunnilingus, not when watching TV or talking, but just quietly on the bed. What are your thoughts? (I couldn't resist!)
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07-19-2012, 04:35 PM | #2 |
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I just want to know how the hell you do that and have a conversation?
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07-19-2012, 04:37 PM | #3 |
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Uh ... Wait. WHAT?
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07-19-2012, 04:38 PM | #4 |
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This thread is pointless without a pole.
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07-19-2012, 04:41 PM | #5 |
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That's roughly the idea behind cunnilingus.
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07-19-2012, 04:44 PM | #6 |
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That's what she said...
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07-19-2012, 04:44 PM | #7 |
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07-19-2012, 04:45 PM | #8 |
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I see you're a fan of 69 eh?
Nothing wrong with it, but you've got to make sure she "arrives" so you will always be able to get some. According to my research.
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07-19-2012, 04:53 PM | #9 |
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Doesn't look like I can add one now. Dammit! These would have been great poll options! I like Cunnilingus by itself, you don't need to do anything else! I just don't like to cunnil by itself, because it really is sorta...shhh....boring |
07-19-2012, 05:01 PM | #10 |
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If it's quiet, you're doing it wrong.
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07-19-2012, 05:01 PM | #11 |
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This thread doesn't make a lick of sense.
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07-19-2012, 05:10 PM | #12 |
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Agree...something smells fishy here
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07-19-2012, 05:34 PM | #14 |
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I don't mean to pay too much attention to this thread, but don't be surprised if I cunnilinger around for awhile just to see where it goes..
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07-19-2012, 05:42 PM | #15 |
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Oh decorum, I hardly knew ya.
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Don't worry, it will come eventually
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"Do you guys play fast tempos with odd time signatures?" "Yeah" "Cool!!" |
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07-19-2012, 06:00 PM | #19 |
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That's just great, now you're just going to clam everyone up.
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07-19-2012, 06:15 PM | #20 |
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Theon Greyjoy approves.
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07-19-2012, 06:47 PM | #21 |
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Why is Colonel Angus so popular with the ladies?
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07-19-2012, 06:56 PM | #22 |
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Its definitely not the shit.
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07-21-2012, 09:20 AM | #24 |
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I think it's a fist pumping good time, personally.
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07-21-2012, 04:41 PM | #25 |
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This thread just rubs me the wrong way.
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07-21-2012, 05:04 PM | #26 |
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I'm hungry. Trying to figure out what I should eat...
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Do yourself a favor and go eat out.
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07-21-2012, 05:35 PM | #29 |
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Not going to tell you what to have... But if you're asking for suggestions where, I've heard good things about the 'Y'
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How about some vagina.
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07-21-2012, 06:29 PM | #31 |
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And having to pull back those thick curtains was just an awful experience.
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07-21-2012, 06:46 PM | #33 |
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In the interest of civility, can this thread end now?
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07-21-2012, 09:44 PM | #34 |
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Twat, I cunt hear you........ never mind, I fingered it out.
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07-21-2012, 10:42 PM | #35 |
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We're all a bunch of cunning linguists.
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07-22-2012, 08:57 AM | #37 |
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Who are you George? You need a sandwich and TV at the same time too?
Fake Chow her and read a book then.
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This thread blows
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