Celebrity Hot or Not 2.0, Vol. 84: Jennifer Love Hewitt

DanGarion · 03-20-2012, 11:37 AM

Well the rocker's daughter only scored 53%, so much for Liv Tyler being hot.

Now on to my all time favorite hot celebrity, Jennifer Love Hewitt, who is known not only for have lovely assets but also for being hot. This will be an interesting one since I know there are men out there that don't consider her hot, but I think she will finish well above 70%, even though she's 100% for me.

DanGarion · 03-20-2012, 11:37 AM

CleBrownsfan · 03-20-2012, 11:43 AM

Don't need a picture. She has always been on my top 5 list! HOT!!!

Edit: But I WANT pictures....

Logan · 03-20-2012, 11:43 AM

Make sure you get a pic of her in the ad for her new show. Holy tits.

Rizon · 03-20-2012, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by CleBrownsfan

Don't need a picture. She has always been on my top 5 list! HOT!!!

Edit: But I WANT pictures....

+1!

wade moore · 03-20-2012, 11:54 AM

There will be a strong contingent saying that she is/was/whatever "fat", but this is an easy yes for me.

DanGarion · 03-20-2012, 11:57 AM

DanGarion · 03-20-2012, 12:01 PM

And she is exceptionally gracefully and sweet in video.

Raiders Army · 03-20-2012, 12:06 PM

DaddyTorgo · 03-20-2012, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Logan

Make sure you get a pic of her in the ad for her new show. Holy tits.

Please direct me to such pics.

The gossip sites are always ragging on her for being "fat." I don't think she's SKINNY, but I don't think she's fat to the point of being unattractive.

mckerney · 03-20-2012, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Logan

Make sure you get a pic of her in the ad for her new show. Holy tits.

These?

mckerney · 03-20-2012, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

Please direct me to such pics.

The gossip sites are always ragging on her for being "fat." I don't think she's SKINNY, but I don't think she's fat to the point of being unattractive.

These are the pictures I've seen used to say she's fat, in which case she's apparently fat for having hips and an ass. They don't come close to making me reconsider a hot vote.

Logan · 03-20-2012, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

Please direct me to such pics.

The gossip sites are always ragging on her for being "fat." I don't think she's SKINNY, but I don't think she's fat to the point of being unattractive.

Not the one posted. There's another on subway/bus ads that is much more seductive, I guess is the word I'd use. Oh, it's also much more tit-oriented. I can't search for it at work but google image search her name and the client list, I'm sure you'll find what I'm talking about.

We also DVR random How I Met Your Mother episodes, and apparently its on Lifetime now. So during a commercial break I happened to come across a two minute or so "making of" the photo shoot for the pictures I'm talking about which was unbelievable. Try to find that clip too.

DaddyTorgo · 03-20-2012, 12:49 PM

The Client List hmm? Going to make me watch Lifetime network. Nice. Presumably "Client List" means she's some kind of prostitute which will mean lots of bra&panty/T&A. Count me in.

Will find those.

JeeberD · 03-20-2012, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Logan

Not the one posted. There's another on subway/bus ads that is much more seductive, I guess is the word I'd use. Oh, it's also much more tit-oriented. I can't search for it at work but google image search her name and the client list, I'm sure you'll find what I'm talking about.

This one?

Spoiler

Edit: Christ that's big...

MJ4H · 03-20-2012, 01:03 PM

Girl is incredible. Always been one of my favorites. Would go on my laminated celebrity exemptions card, for sure.

MacroGuru · 03-20-2012, 01:05 PM

When she first hit the scene I was like "meh" as she has gotten older and hotter I have been "OMGWTFBBQSAUCEIWANTTOBANGTHATMULTIPLETIMES!"

DaddyTorgo · 03-20-2012, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

This one?

Spoiler

Edit: Christ that's big...

Sweet Jesus. Airbrushed obviously (who isn't these days), but yikes!

hoopsguy · 03-20-2012, 01:13 PM

Really, really thought she was hot a few years ago. However, I'm surprised to see her getting this percentage in 2012. Because there are plenty of shots out there like the one mckerney posted ...

DanGarion · 03-20-2012, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by hoopsguy

Really, really thought she was hot a few years ago. However, I'm surprised to see her getting this percentage in 2012. Because there are plenty of shots out there like the one mckerney posted ...

I see nothing wrong with those pictures. One thing it proves is that she is a perfectly healthy woman, with a normal body.

PackerFanatic · 03-20-2012, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

I see nothing wrong with those pictures. One thing it proves is that she is a perfectly healthy woman, with a normal body.

Absolutely. Smoking hot, for sure.

mckerney · 03-20-2012, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

I see nothing wrong with those pictures. One thing it proves is that she is a perfectly healthy woman, with a normal body.

Agreed. I only posted them as pictures that people have used to say she's fat, not because I agree. Big fan, incredibly hot.

Matthean · 03-20-2012, 01:34 PM

The "fat" picks are a couple of years old and she's lost weight since then. Easy "hot" vote for me.

DaddyTorgo · 03-20-2012, 01:39 PM

At this rate she might top Elisha Cuthbert.

BTW...Girl Next Door is in the rotation on one of the movie channels right now.

Details about the series - which yes, is a spin-off of that TV movie (which I'm not ashamed to say I checked out to see how good she looked when it was on last year).

The Client List is an upcoming American television drama series based on the 2010 television film of the same name, which is set to air on the Lifetime network.^[1] Jennifer Love Hewitt will reprise her role from the film.^[2] The series is set to premiere Sunday April 8th, 2012 at 10 pm.^[3]

The series will follow Riley Parks (Hewitt), who is forced to work in a day spa in a local town after being left in financial debt after her husband abandons her and her children. She quickly realizes that the spa gives much more than massages, but must partner with the parlor's owner in order to keep food on the table. While helping to run the business, she struggles to discreetly balance two lives - a single mother who must provide for her family and a strong businesswoman working in a unique and frowned-upon business.^[4]

Three promotional materials were filmed in October 2011.^[12]. It was announced in January 2012 that they would be released before the series premiered.^[13] The first of these materials was released on January 26, 2012, and featured Hewitt performing Shirley Bassey's "Big Spender" in a music video style advert, in reference to the true nature of the work at the massage parlor.^[14] The video received much interest from the media due to Hewitt's risqué role, who noted that "based on this new promo, the show is going to be seriously hot.

Logan · 03-20-2012, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

Sweet Jesus. Airbrushed obviously (who isn't these days), but yikes!

Nope, not that pic either. Maybe I'll just take a pic with my phone at some point if its not available online. Won't look like a perv at all, pulling that off...

Ksyrup · 03-20-2012, 01:41 PM

Who the hell plays tennis in those clodhoppers?

MizzouRah · 03-20-2012, 01:49 PM

YES, I love her.

DaddyTorgo · 03-20-2012, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Logan

Nope, not that pic either. Maybe I'll just take a pic with my phone at some point if its not available online. Won't look like a perv at all, pulling that off...

I'll find it later.

miked · 03-20-2012, 02:07 PM

She loses points for never posing naked...or releasing "private" cell phone pics.

DanGarion · 03-20-2012, 02:09 PM

I did always wish those Playboy rumors would come to fruition, but I can respect her that they never did.

cartman · 03-20-2012, 02:17 PM

Other than Interstate 35, she's the best thing to ever come out of Waco.

Grover · 03-20-2012, 02:20 PM

Why is there a NOT option?

In my top 5 for sure.

Izulde · 03-20-2012, 04:08 PM

93%? Really, FOFC? Really?

mckerney · 03-20-2012, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Izulde

93%? Really, FOFC? Really?

I know, I was hoping it'd stay about 95% too.

EagleFan · 03-20-2012, 04:20 PM

She always has this look on her face like she is trying really hard to understand what you just said but it's just not connecting.

WVUFAN · 03-20-2012, 04:25 PM

EASILY top 3 in terms of the whole package -- looks, personallity, and intelligence. H.O.T.

WVUFAN · 03-20-2012, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Izulde

93%? Really, FOFC? Really?

"Not"? Really, Izulde? Really?

Matthean · 03-20-2012, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Who the hell plays tennis in those clodhoppers?

Quote:

Originally Posted by EagleFan

She always has this look on her face like she is trying really hard to understand what you just said but it's just not connecting.

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Originally Posted by WVUFAN

EASILY top 3 in terms of the whole package -- looks, personallity, and intelligence. H.O.T.

Which one of these is not like the others?

Based on interviews and what she apparently writes about, I don't think intelligence is a strong point.

I. J. Reilly · 03-20-2012, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Izulde

93%? Really, FOFC? Really?

Well, you just called Jennifer Aniston a horse in the other thread, so 93% of FOFC being better at this then you are seems a little low to me.

mckerney · 03-20-2012, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Matthean

I don't think intelligence is a strong point.

You wouldn't say that of you had ever hugged her.

DanGarion · 03-20-2012, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Izulde

93%? Really, FOFC? Really?

You are right it should be much closer to 100%.

Face it, if she walked the runway for VS you would be complaining that she wasn't voted high enough...

Arles · 03-20-2012, 05:11 PM

Easiest hot so far. She has always been a fav of mine.

Autumn · 03-20-2012, 05:11 PM

If she were getting a low vote, I'd probably vote hot. I find her attractive. But in my mind she's 55% range attractive, not-90s. So I'm giving her a not. She has great tits, but her face has always bugged me, and she doesn't strike me as particularly seductive. She strikes me as a girl that if you knew her you would not want to bang her. She probably chews a lot of bubble gum and says really, really stupid things.

DanGarion · 03-20-2012, 05:16 PM

Everyone get out their ALTS and vote hot!

booradley · 03-20-2012, 05:17 PM

I've always thought she was 'meh'. Of course, I also thought Liv Tyler deserved a better shake than what she got here.

When do we talk about cartoon characters?

Grover · 03-20-2012, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by mckerney

You wouldn't say that of you had ever hugged her.

LMAO

RomaGoth · 03-20-2012, 05:38 PM

JLH is gorgeous. Definitely hot.

DanGarion · 03-20-2012, 05:41 PM

She deserves to be on the top of the poll.

Coffee Warlord · 03-20-2012, 05:46 PM

She deserves to be on top of my pole.

MrBug708 · 03-20-2012, 05:47 PM

God no. There is something about her that kinda creeps me out. I get that people like her, but she has always been one of those girls I never understood the fascination for

View Poll Results: Celebrity Hot or Not 2.0, Vol. 84: Jennifer Love Hewitt
HOT!	174	85.29%
Not.	30	14.71%
Voters: 204. You may not vote on this poll

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03-20-2012, 11:43 AM	#4
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	Make sure you get a pic of her in the ad for her new show. Holy tits.

03-20-2012, 12:06 PM	#9
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	yep

03-20-2012, 12:49 PM	#14
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	The Client List hmm? Going to make me watch Lifetime network. Nice. Presumably "Client List" means she's some kind of prostitute which will mean lots of bra&panty/T&A. Count me in. Will find those.

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MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	Girl is incredible. Always been one of my favorites. Would go on my laminated celebrity exemptions card, for sure.

03-20-2012, 01:05 PM	#17
MacroGuru Coordinator Join Date: May 2003 Location: Utah	When she first hit the scene I was like "meh" as she has gotten older and hotter I have been "OMGWTFBBQSAUCEIWANTTOBANGTHATMULTIPLETIMES!" __________________ "forgetting what is in the past, I strive for the future"

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hoopsguy General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago	Really, really thought she was hot a few years ago. However, I'm surprised to see her getting this percentage in 2012. Because there are plenty of shots out there like the one mckerney posted ...

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Matthean Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Aug 2008	The "fat" picks are a couple of years old and she's lost weight since then. Easy "hot" vote for me. __________________ Board games: Bringing people back to the original social network, the table.

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DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	At this rate she might top Elisha Cuthbert. BTW...Girl Next Door is in the rotation on one of the movie channels right now. Details about the series - which yes, is a spin-off of that TV movie (which I'm not ashamed to say I checked out to see how good she looked when it was on last year). The Client List is an upcoming American television drama series based on the 2010 television film of the same name, which is set to air on the Lifetime network.^[1] Jennifer Love Hewitt will reprise her role from the film.^[2] The series is set to premiere Sunday April 8th, 2012 at 10 pm.^[3] The series will follow Riley Parks (Hewitt), who is forced to work in a day spa in a local town after being left in financial debt after her husband abandons her and her children. She quickly realizes that the spa gives much more than massages, but must partner with the parlor's owner in order to keep food on the table. While helping to run the business, she struggles to discreetly balance two lives - a single mother who must provide for her family and a strong businesswoman working in a unique and frowned-upon business.^[4] Three promotional materials were filmed in October 2011.^[12]. It was announced in January 2012 that they would be released before the series premiered.^[13] The first of these materials was released on January 26, 2012, and featured Hewitt performing Shirley Bassey's "Big Spender" in a music video style advert, in reference to the true nature of the work at the massage parlor.^[14] The video received much interest from the media due to Hewitt's risqué role, who noted that "based on this new promo, the show is going to be seriously hot. Last edited by DaddyTorgo : 03-20-2012 at 01:42 PM.

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Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	If she were getting a low vote, I'd probably vote hot. I find her attractive. But in my mind she's 55% range attractive, not-90s. So I'm giving her a not. She has great tits, but her face has always bugged me, and she doesn't strike me as particularly seductive. She strikes me as a girl that if you knew her you would not want to bang her. She probably chews a lot of bubble gum and says really, really stupid things.

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Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	She deserves to be on top of my pole.

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