I'm With Stupid #183

[QuikSand]

There are times when a hero is called for... this is one such time. The time has come to shed the disrespect shown to this sacred tradition. We therefore re-present, for the first time in months, the FOFC "I'm With Stupid" Contest.

The Rules

The rules are the same as previous FOFC “I’m With Stupid" Contests, as set forth by the game’s widely revered and most truly beloved founding fathers.

The object of this contest is to answer the questions posted, and to provide the most common answer among those submitted. For each question, your score will be equal to the number of people who submitted that response. Your score for the contest will be the product of your individual question scores. Yes, that word "product" here in the States means that they will be multiplied together, not added. Highest score wins.

Collaboration of any kind is strictly forbidden. No posting your answers to this board, nor sharing them by e-mail or in any other way with other potential contestants. Just don't be an asshat, and this should end well.

All determinations of "matches" and anything else requiring judgment fall to that of the sole administrator of this round of the game. You can reduce the need for doubt and judgment by properly spelling your submissions, being clear, and that sort of thing. My decisions are final and utterly inarguable, no exceptions.

Any references that are unclear to you, due to language or geography, should be understood to be authored from the perspective of an English-speaking American. However...

Your answers do not necessarily have to be correct in order to score points. If I ask "What kind of cake do you like best?" and you answer "chocolate cake" along with 4 other equally misguided people, you each regrettably will be awarded 5 points... even though the correct answer is "The Cake Is A Lie."

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The Hall of Heroes

Abe Sargent - IWS#49, IWS #149
Ahbrady - IWS#15, IWS#41, IWS#85, IWS#100
Airhog - IWS#1
Albionmoonlight - IWS#30, IWS#50, IWS#101, IWS#127, IWS#146
Archer219 - IWS#18, IWS#100
Arctus – IWS#135
Ardent Enthusiast - IWS#6
Atatange1 - IWS#79
Barkeep49 - IWS#62, IWS#100, IWS#117
bbor - IWS#23, IWS#26
Bearcat729 - IWS#82, IWS#93
bhlloy - IWS#179
BishopMVP - IWS#36
Blade - IWS#13
BrianD - IWS#106
Bryce - IWS#40, IWS#53
Buccaneer - IWS#47
Butter_of_69 - IWS#128, IWS#144, IWS#158, IWS#176
Bsak16 - IWS#6, IWS#9, IWS#17
cartman - IWS#48, IWS#100
Celeval - IWSE146
Chief Rum - IWS#45, IWS#56, IWS#95
CMP - IWS#171
Coffee Warlord - IWS#176
ColtCrazy - IWS#178
Cornhuskerly - IWS#46
Crim - IWS#57
Cringer - IWS#155, IWS#158
Cthomer5000 - IWS#54, IWS#75
CU Tiger - IWS#152, IWS#179
Cuervo72 - IWS#27, IWS#38
DanGarion – IWS#100, IWS#122, IWS#178
Danny - IWS#54
Dodgerchick #177
Desert Dweller - IWS#6
Desnudo - IWS#88, IWS #120, IWS #137
Digamma - IWS#14, IWS#92
DukeRulesMAB - IWS#76
Dutch - IWS#90
EagleFan - IWS#41
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn- IWS#126
Frozenrope - IWS#86
George W Bush- IWS#80, IWS#84
Glengoyne - IWS#71
gold101 - IWS#63
GoSeahawks - IWS#64 IWS#131
gstelmack - IWS#116
Hammer755 - IWS#38
HeavyReign - IWS#23
Henry296 - IWS#12
Honolulu_Blue - IWS #129, IWS #144
Hoopsguy - IWS#170, IWS#174, IWS#181
HornedFrogPurple - IWS#10
jbergey22 - IWS#172
JeeberD - IWS#44, IWS#52, IWS#61, IWS#87, IWS#91, IWS#110, IWS#138, IWS #141
Jesse Ewiak – IWS#100
Joe Canadian - IWS#29
John Lynch - IWS#10
Karlifornia - IWS#81, IWS#97, IWS#99, IWS#124, IWS#134, IWS#158, IWS#161, IWS#172
kingfc22- IWS#75, IWS#123, IWS#140, IWS#151
kurtism - IWS#79
KWhit - IWS#142, IWS#147, IWS#150, IWS#164
Lathum IWS#182
lighhousekeeper - IWS#125
lurker - IWS#158
Logan – IWS#100
Maple Leafs - IWS#34, IWS#84, IWS#94, IWS#113, IWS#118, IWS#139, IWS#168
Marmel - IWS#8
Masked - IWS#22, IWS#30, IWS#31, IWS#33, IWS#100
MattJones4Heisman - IWS#157
mauboy1 - IWS#77
MIJB#19 - IWS#59, IWS#69, IWS#117
Msf518 - IWS#11, IWS#15, IWS#35, IWS#39, IWS#100
Neuqua - IWS#19
NoMyths - IWS#46
Noop - IWS#46
Nothingman - IWS#6, IWS#45
ntndeacon - IWS#81
Oliegirl - IWS#72, IWS#81
PackerFanatic - IWS#130
Panerd - IWS#3, IWS#84, IWS#89, IWS#107, IWS#120, IWS#133
PineTar - IWS#108
Pjstp20 - IWS#42
Primelord - IWS#11
PurdueBrad - IWS#173
Pyser - IWS#85, IWS#163, IWS#180
QuikSand - IWS#9, IWS#16, IWS#18, IWS#24, IWS#32, IWS#58, IWS#66, IWS#70, IWS#73, IWS#78, IWS#83, IWS#93, IWS#100, IWS#103, IWS#111, IWS#132, IWS#156, IWS#165, IWS #169, IWS#179
Qwikshot - IWS#5
Radii – IWS#100, IWS#106
Raiders Army - IWS #154, IWS#179
Ramzavail - IWS#53
Raven Hawk - IWS#68 IWS#96
RendeR - IWS#6
RGunner - IWS#121
rkmsuf - IWS#145
RonnieDobbs - IWS#37
RPI-Fan - IWS#9, IWS#182
sabotai - IWS#143
Samdari - IWS#21
ScottVib - IWS#9
Solecismic - IWS#83
spleen1015 - IWS#98
SplitPersonality1 - IWS#4, IWS#104
Sterlingice - IWS#28, IWS#31, IWS#35, IWS#51
stevebollea - IWS #169
stevew- IWS#159, IWS#164
Subby - IWS#107, IWS#110, IWS#112
Sublime 2 - IWS#25, IWS#134, IWS#148, IWS#161, IWS#179
Suicane75 - IWS#109
Swaggs - IWS#2, IWS#35
Tarcone - IWS#162
Tasan - IWS#65
TazFTW - IWS#153
ThunderingHERD - IWS#114, IWS#119, IWS#122
Timmae - IWS #115
Toddzilla - IWS #167
Tredwel - IWS#6, IWS#9, IWS#20, IWS#43, IWS#67, IWS#84
TRO - IWS#7, IWS#9, IWS#12, IWS#85, IWS#102, IWS#109
tucker342 - IWS#60
tyketime - IWS#175, IWS#178
Vince - IWS#37, IWS#46, IWS#62
wademoore - IWS #166
Wbatl1 – IWS#105, IWS #136
Whar - IWS#75
Wheels - IWS#55
WSUCougar – IWS#105

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The Questions....

For this renewal, we will keep things topical, current, and all filled with sweet football-y goodness.

1. Who will be the first non-quarterback player selected in the 2012 NFL draft?

2. How many points will Alabama score in the national championship game?

3. How many points will LSU score in the national championship game?

4. What player will gain the most total yards rushing over the course of the NFL playoffs this year?

5. How many passing yards will the NFL leader in the category have next year?

6. Forecast the total number of NFL Superbowl rings that will eventually be earned by these three players: Cam Newton, Andrew Luck, and Robert Griffin III


Send the answers to me via PM here by 9am Wednesday. Put IWS#183 in the title please. I have never been a fan of dicking around for six days to let the responses swell from 25 to 30, and I won't start the new year (and new generation of IWS) get started on that note. These questions are easy, get them in, and let's do this thing.

[Lathum]

yeah, ummm, my bad. Thanks for picking this up Quik

[Logan]

cent, five cent, 10 cent, dollar

[TRO]

IWS - Speed Round!

[General Mike]

penny

[MIJB#19]

Dibs: last place!

[Glengoyne]

I'm in, and I'm not real happy. I don't think I was stupid enough, and man is that stupid.

[cartman]

All I have to do now is become poor, and then I'd be a NASCAR driver for sure!

[sterlingice]

In for the first time in forever.

#5 should probably be reworded with it being a number in the thousands. But that's the question and that's what we're sticking with

SI

[JeeberDMack]

Snet

[britrock88]

in, yay

[Vince, Pt. II]

I'm in and I'm lame and didn't read the directions. Sorry for not including the # of the contest in my title.

[Raiders Army]

Sent!

[PurdueBrad]

I've been thinking back on my answers and I predict a record low score here from myself, particularly because I over-thought one or two of these.

[Chief Rum]

[Crapshoot]

In

[Glengoyne]

Originally Posted by sterlingice

In for the first time in forever.

#5 should probably be reworded with it being a number in the thousands. But that's the question and that's what we're sticking with

SI

Hey Stop trying to influence future submissions.

[MizzouRah]

done

[tarcone]

I may be stupid, but wont this version go for the next 12 years? How do you correctly pick how many championships a guy will have?

[mauchow]

santa

[Logan]

Originally Posted by tarcone

I may be stupid, but wont this version go for the next 12 years? How do you correctly pick how many championships a guy will have?

[tarcone]

Originally Posted by Logan

[Radii]

Originally Posted by tarcone

I may be stupid, but wont this version go for the next 12 years? How do you correctly pick how many championships a guy will have?

the goal is to pick the same answer that others on the board will pick, what will actually happen in reality is irrelevant.

[tarcone]

Originally Posted by Radii

the goal is to pick the same answer that others on the board will pick, what will actually happen in reality is irrelevant.

[sterlingice]

Originally Posted by Glengoyne

Hey Stop trying to influence future submissions.

It's not about future submissions but about future questions in IWS

SI

[sterlingice]

Plus, wasn't this over 24 hours ago?

SI

[Logan]

Quik wins with the short turnaround bluff.

[General Mike]

I win!

[CrimsonFox]

Originally Posted by Chief Rum

I just got this...

[Butter]

Kickstand with the deadline Nazi, then being lax at actually posting the results. WTG!

[CrimsonFox]

Originally Posted by Butter_of_69

Kickstand with the deadline Nazi, then being lax at actually posting the results. WTG!

And his name is "Quik". I get that too!

[Logan]

This computer must have been a Dell.

[QuikSand]

Sorry folks, had a time window in mind to take care of this, but life/work or in the way. Results probably this evening.

[sterlingice]

For those looking for #184:

I'm With Stupid #184: Is It Baseball Season Yet? - Front Office Football Central

SI