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07-27-2011, 09:00 PM
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How 'should' I feel about this ?
Just found this today while 'surfin' the facebook. I'm .. 'the guy'.
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07-27-2011, 09:02 PM
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Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Eh, One. You can't prove you're the guy probably. Two. It took him 20 years to put you in his book. I'd say you win.
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07-27-2011, 09:03 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Kalamazoo, MI
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Give the book a 1 star review on Amazon. Include that he is very poor at writing realistic characters and the book reads as a self-insertion wank-job by the author.
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07-27-2011, 09:06 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Newburgh, NY
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Go break his nose again.
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07-27-2011, 09:11 PM
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07-27-2011, 09:14 PM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Bryson Shitty, NC
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Why would a raping pedophile be patient?
Edit: I'd say get a copy of the book and use it as a conversation starter.
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07-27-2011, 09:20 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Satellite Beach, FL
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Just comment on it that you expect royalty checks for him using your likeness in a book
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07-27-2011, 09:21 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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You're gonna be famous!
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07-27-2011, 09:27 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: sans pants
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I started to write a 1 star review, but for all I know you could be a total fucking asshole. So I deleted it.
Good look with your patient raping!
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07-27-2011, 09:27 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Satellite of Love
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With all the crap I had to deal with in grade, junior high and high school, theoretically, I'd be a world famous author if I wrote novels........
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07-27-2011, 09:28 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Newburgh, NY
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For clarification, you didn't break his nose while raping him, right?
Cause if that's what happened it changes my perspective a little.
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07-27-2011, 09:33 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Maybe come to grips, turn yourself in and get some help?
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07-27-2011, 09:44 PM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Downriver, MI
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Some funny responses. For 'the record', I've felt bad about it since then, but had no idea it had such an impact that adding me as a baddy in his book would be sweet revenge for him. I guess part of me feels a little worse, but most of me finds it funny. .. Which, makes me feel bad too haha. Guess I'm a little torn.
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07-27-2011, 09:45 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Amarillo, TX
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Revel in the fact that having the 1,576,000th best selling book on Amazon means he's still got to sell about four times as many books as he already has just to pay off the medical bills you inflicted on him - six times as many if you factor in inflation.
Also, he's probably about $3000-$5000 in the hole on publishing costs given that he hasn't so much "gotten a novel published" as "borrowed the copy machine at the local bookstore". Revenge is not only sweet, but apparently a tax writeoff. |
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07-27-2011, 09:49 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: MA
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20 years and he's still thinking about it to this extent? Uh, let him have his moment, clearly he hasn't had many.
And then break his kid's nose. |
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07-27-2011, 09:52 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Tell him that, if he ever has writer's block, you would be willing to help him along again.
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07-27-2011, 10:07 PM
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this is totally what I would do
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07-27-2011, 10:15 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Conyers GA
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Just tell him that he owes you about $25,000 for your life rights since he's putting you in his book. And tell him that you have the proof that it's based on you thanks to his Facebook post.
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07-27-2011, 10:19 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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This thread is gold
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07-27-2011, 10:19 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Amarillo, TX
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Write a book featuring a character that likes to masturbate to stories of patient-raping pedophiles while wearing a furry costume.
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07-27-2011, 10:20 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Utah
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I thought Pumpy had that one covered?
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07-27-2011, 10:27 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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Tell him the rape store called and they are all outta patients.
Marcia Brady didn't even hold a grudge that long over a broken nose.
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07-27-2011, 10:32 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Nov 2003
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How did you break his nose?
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07-27-2011, 10:35 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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Yeah, that sounds like the best idea to me. It's sad that's its been this big part of his life for this long. But, I still hold grudges against kids from Jr High who made life hard for me. All you can really do it write an apology letter. Otherwise, get a copy of the book and use it as that did you know section on personality questionnaires.
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07-27-2011, 10:55 PM
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He didn't seem so torn up about it at the time.
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07-27-2011, 11:43 PM
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That looks like a facial asshole implant post-op pic.
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07-28-2011, 08:32 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Big Ten Country
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Is the person who posted the status crazy? Why did she write "hahaha. Awesome" after her own post? Did she post it, forget about it, then read it and not realize it was her own post?
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07-28-2011, 08:40 AM
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"Hey Rocky...?" "Hey Rocky...?" "Hey Rocky..."
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07-28-2011, 08:43 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
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I think the entire thread is Rich Evans talking to himself, poorly, with his alternate Facebook accounts.
Clearly you punched the crazy into him. |
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07-28-2011, 08:47 AM
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PREVERT!!!!!!
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07-28-2011, 08:49 AM
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Location: Oakland, CA
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Well, at least you're not an impatient raping pedophile.
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07-28-2011, 09:16 AM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Downriver, MI
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Yeah, the whole post is kinda weird. The Rich fella requested to be friends about 6 months ago, so I guess I just assumed he was over it. After all, it's been 20+ years. But, then again, he hasn't spoken to me either.
Anyway, yesterday he posted something about being on the radio for his book, and I went over to his "wall" to read about it. Then I noticed in his recent activity area, it said he had posted .. "the guy who broke my nose in...", and I was obviously curious. Then I screenshotted what was there. None of it really makes any sense to me, except the last post. I'm not 'friends' with the OP of that post, so I was just assuming there may be other responces that are blocked or something i can't see or whatever, idk. Who knows, haha. |
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07-28-2011, 09:28 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
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Does he use your real name in the book? I mean, is this an attempt to publicly embarrass you 20 years later like you did to him, or is it just something he did to make himself feel better by associating you (maybe on a first-name basis) with a scumbag? That would affect my thinking on this- if he is going for somthing malicious, that's one thing. If he's just trying to exact revenge in his own mind, then I'd let it go.
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07-28-2011, 09:48 AM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Downriver, MI
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IDK if he named the character after me or what - I haven't checked it out. And, didn't post this to figure out what I should 'do'. Was just something I thought people could have some fun with, and I suppose a little curious to how it would make others feel haha.
All in all, like I said, I find it pretty funny & pretty sad at the same time. I feel really bad that he's apparently carried it with him for 20+ years, and hope this gives him some 'closure' with it. On the other hand, I guess the ass hole in me can't help but to snicker. |
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07-28-2011, 10:00 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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My guess is first comment was deleted *after* R.g. (Rocky) Chandler responded with her "hahahaha Awesome!" line (which is annoyingly constructed. Lowercase haha but then we capitalize and punctuate Awesome?)
Then Chris Withey is trying to be funny by annoying Chandler by repeatedly commenting "Hey Rocky...". This is his nerd-doof attempt at getting laid for the second time in his life by a non-relative. Ernie Gonzalez' comment is obvious serial killer banter.
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07-28-2011, 10:13 AM
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subby's awesome
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07-28-2011, 10:20 AM
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Still haven't got the back story on the broken nose...Was that before or after you taped his butt cheeks together?
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07-28-2011, 10:22 AM
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This one was much better, hilarious stuff Quote:
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07-28-2011, 10:25 AM
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High School Varsity
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haha. Sorry, no tape. Was just the usual immature HS stuff. I think he asked my girl out or something and we fought. In his defense though, he was hurt pretty badly. He got knocked out, and fell face first to the concrete - starting having muscle spasms. I was so scared, I drove my car around, tossed him in, and drove him to the hospital. |
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07-28-2011, 10:36 AM
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shifting gears for a moment - is R.G. Chandler your ex-girlfriend? She's pretty hot and apparently wild too.
"In 2009, I was one of the first students to earn a B.A. in English with an emphasis in Creative Writing from California State University, San Jose. Not bad for a girl who earned her G.E.D. while doing a stint in county jail. " |
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07-28-2011, 10:44 AM
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Steal the book, go to his house on horseback, knock on his door and then when he answers it, break his nose again with his own book.
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07-28-2011, 10:46 AM
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It has been a while since we've had a thread this good.
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07-28-2011, 10:46 AM
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Are we sure she isn't really a he?
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07-28-2011, 01:13 PM
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No, I don't know the RG Chandler lady. Update though, I was just talking to a friend about it - and she said he definitely named me. First, middle, and last name. I haven't seen it for myself, but now am pretty curious. My friend very well could be exaggerating, so .. wow, this is almost creeping me out now. |
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07-28-2011, 01:19 PM
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I think it's time to hire this guy.
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07-28-2011, 01:21 PM
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Coordinator
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Middle name goes way too far, I think.
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07-28-2011, 01:24 PM
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High School Varsity
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Location: Downriver, MI
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Well, I go by my middle name - so, First name was over the top to me. Or - would you think that's different because it's my 'first name' ? Last edited by DougW : 07-28-2011 at 01:25 PM. Reason: Clarity |
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07-28-2011, 01:30 PM
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Coordinator
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Location: Big Ten Country
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No. Assuming you have three names, using all three of them is too much.
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07-28-2011, 01:37 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Here and There
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Well if you are a pedophile serial killer, you need three names.
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