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How Not To Pay For A Ho, Um I Mean A Companion
LENNY DYKSTRA IS back in the news, and once again it has nothing to do with baseball.
The former Phillies outfielder has been accused of giving a porn star/escort a $1,000 check that bounced, according to a report. RadarOnline.com reported that Monica Foster claimed that Nails gave her the check in exchange for companionship on Dec. 13 in a hotel in Beverly Hills, Calif. Dykstra never had any problem getting to first base on the field, so one wonders: How far did he get with Foster? "I was hired strictly as his companion to have drinks and conversation," Foster wrote on her blog. According to RadarOnline.com, Foster posted a copy of the bounced check allegedly signed by Dykstra, who has suffered major financial setbacks over the last few years. Which brings up the question: Who in their right mind would accept a check from Lenny? "He gave me a fake name when I met him, and eventually came clean as to who he was, because he wanted to seem impressive . . . ," Foster told RadarOnline.com in an interview. "If I had known who he was I wouldn't have gone with him. He is in so much financial trouble." Foster explained further on her blog: "The amount agreed upon PRIOR to meeting was not initially to be paid via a check and absolutely no illegal or sexual activity occurred . . . "I understand that working as an escort is an 'alternative lifestyle' occupation - however I did not do anything wrong or illegal being that this man only paid me for my company and to have a few drinks with him." Foster went on to explain on her blog that she went public so that other escorts won't be - you'll pardon the pun - nailed with bounced checks. "Being that I most likely have little to no chance of ever recouping my losses from Lenny Dykstra I have decided to tell the truth about what happened . . . Lenny Dykstra WILL NOT EVER do this to another young woman if I can help it." |
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01-04-2011, 07:24 AM | #2 |
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Now he needs to fudge his bank statement
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01-04-2011, 07:43 AM | #3 | |
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...or because his awesome rubber check said LENNY DYKSTRA on it. Your ruse is kinda up at that point.....well, the fake name ruse that is, the bouncing check/hooker ruse is still sweet gold.
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01-04-2011, 07:47 AM | #4 |
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I think Jerry Springer also did this when he was mayor of Cincinnati.
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01-04-2011, 07:49 AM | #5 |
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Some well-educated whores out there.
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01-04-2011, 08:25 AM | #6 |
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01-04-2011, 08:58 AM | #7 |
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Sorry...
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01-04-2011, 01:20 PM | #10 |
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He should ping JimmyWint.
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01-04-2011, 02:19 PM | #11 |
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01-04-2011, 02:21 PM | #12 |
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Did he ever return after that thread?
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01-05-2011, 12:26 AM | #14 |
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01-05-2011, 03:03 AM | #15 |
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$1,000 for a couple of drinks? Do you think you could find anyone to believe that?
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01-05-2011, 05:05 AM | #16 |
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She must be a very interesting conversationalist.
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01-06-2011, 12:29 PM | #17 |
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A cunning linguist.
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01-12-2011, 01:55 PM | #18 | |
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Dude can't stay out of the news. At least he is consistently idiotic:
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01-12-2011, 03:11 PM | #20 |
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Oral sex week sounds even better.
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01-12-2011, 03:22 PM | #21 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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7 days versus 52?
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01-12-2011, 03:44 PM | #22 |
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Why didnt he pay the housekeeper with a check?
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03-08-2011, 10:35 AM | #23 | |
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It's been a couple of months - the Dude is back!
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03-08-2011, 12:15 PM | #24 |
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Great headline.
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03-08-2011, 12:21 PM | #25 |
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Seriously... is the waiter trying to be a martyr or something?
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Yikes. Looking good, Lenny.
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