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[Fritz]

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[JeeberD]

My dad's a doctor and he always tells the story about when he was an intern and had ER duty a guy came into the hospital with a relish jar stuck his bum. Apparently they tried to get it out, but it was stuck in there tight so their last resort was to break the jar and take the glass out piece by piece. He says that it was the most disgusting thig he's ever seen (and he's an OB-GYN, so he's seen plenty of nasty stuff) with the green relish mixing with the blood and the brown, ummm, poo.

That's the kind of stuff I listened to around the dinner table every night for eighteen years. No wonder I'm warped...

Edit: He also has stories about guys who were "feeding the elephant" with peanuts and women with more things than you could ever imagine in their cootchers...