OT-Worst job in sports

Lathum · 04-18-2003, 12:26 AM

It must suck to be the guy who has to stand in the penalty box with a really pissed off hockey player.

MrBug708 · 04-18-2003, 12:28 AM

Security guard at a Raiders Chargers game

Daycare attendant for a NBA BB game

bbor · 04-18-2003, 12:35 AM

Sweat mopper upper guy at NBA games

JeeberD · 04-18-2003, 12:41 AM

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Originally posted by bbor
Sweat mopper upper guy at NBA games

Dude, I totally wanted to do that when I was a kid. I was so jealous of those damn kids, getting to be around the players all the time...

bbor · 04-18-2003, 01:08 AM

AHHAH

Bishop · 04-18-2003, 01:24 AM

umpire at a white sox / royals game.

GoldenEagle · 04-18-2003, 01:27 AM

1st base coach at a White Sox-Royals game.

mrskippy · 04-18-2003, 01:37 AM

Security at a White Sox-Royals game

Airhog · 04-18-2003, 02:27 AM

husband of a WNBA player

condors · 04-18-2003, 06:42 AM

cleaning up after the kentucy derby

Samdari · 04-18-2003, 06:52 AM

condors is kind of making a joke, but the grooms do have shitty (literally) jobs, and in an industry with sick cash floating around, they are paid peanuts.

Mountain · 04-18-2003, 07:47 AM

Not sports related but the worst job I've ever seen in the classifieds was for a turkey masturbator. What the?????

I'll bet the turkeys line up for miles when they see this guy coming to work carrying his lunch pail and a pair of rubber gloves

Fritz · 04-18-2003, 07:55 AM

cheerleader for the Bengals

cuervo72 · 04-18-2003, 08:30 AM

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Originally posted by Airhog
husband of a WNBA player

Life partner of a WNBA player.

cuervo72 · 04-18-2003, 08:31 AM

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Originally posted by Fritz
cheerleader for the Bengals

At least they didn't have peep-holes in their locker room (Philly).

How about Don King's hair dresser?

KWhit · 04-18-2003, 08:57 AM

The dude who cleans up the puke during a marathon.

SteelerFan448 · 04-18-2003, 09:00 AM

Hockey coach. Congrats if they keep their job more than a day.

Bishop · 04-18-2003, 10:21 AM

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Originally posted by SteelerFan448
Hockey coach. Congrats if they keep their job more than a day.

Hockey Team Owner, congrats as you go bankrupt.

Alan T · 04-18-2003, 10:26 AM

John Rocker's psychologist

JeeberD · 04-18-2003, 10:29 AM

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Originally posted by Airhog
husband of a WNBA player

Speaking of, did ya'll see that SI writer Rick Rushin married Rebecca Lobo last weekend? I'm not sure why, but that surprised the hell out of me...

Anrhydeddu · 04-18-2003, 10:36 AM

Jeeber: Why do I get the feeling that someone is going to start the threesome thread again?

mckerney · 04-18-2003, 10:44 AM

Ruben Patterson

JPhillips · 04-18-2003, 10:47 AM

Cincinnati Reds pitching coach!

TroyF · 04-18-2003, 12:00 PM

Marketing director for the Clippers, Bengals, and Cardinals.

Public Relations director for the Portland Trailblazers

TroyF

korme · 04-18-2003, 12:13 PM

Armpit Clipper

Alan T · 04-18-2003, 12:13 PM

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Originally posted by TroyF

Public Relations director for the Portland Trailblazers

TroyF

How about Lawyer for the Portland Trailblazers?

korme · 04-18-2003, 12:17 PM

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Originally posted by JPhillips
Cincinnati Reds pitching coach!

Don Gullet's a baller..

04-18-2003, 12:20 PM

Being on the losing team.

wudu · 04-18-2003, 12:34 PM

Ray Lewis' Limo driver.

EagleFan · 04-18-2003, 12:46 PM

The person that empties the spit buckets after a boxing match.

NASCAR radio play by play announcer. "He's going straight, turning left, going straight, turning left..." (To add more entertainment value picture this in the Spanish soccer announcer style from the Simpsons episode)

Clippers announcer, you have to watch every game. At least going into the season you know when your summer vacation will start. Not like those other poor souls that have to worry about announcing post-season games.

Craptacular · 04-18-2003, 12:50 PM

Whoever has to watch athletes piss in a cup for drug tests.

MylesKnight · 04-18-2003, 12:51 PM

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Originally posted by cuervo72
Life partner of a WNBA player.

That's Wrong... Funny, but Wrong!!

MylesKnight · 04-18-2003, 12:52 PM

The Trainer who has to give Rubdowns and Body Massages to Giganticly-Fat Nose Tackles like Tony Siragusa.. EEEWWWW!!

bbor · 04-18-2003, 01:04 PM

Rae Carruthes G/F

sabotai · 04-18-2003, 01:04 PM

"Life partner of a WNBA player.

"

Life partner of an NBA player.

Alan T · 04-18-2003, 01:53 PM

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Originally posted by wudu
Ray Lewis' Limo driver.

Jayson William's limo driver on that note...

MylesKnight · 04-18-2003, 01:58 PM

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Originally posted by bbor
Rae Carruthes G/F

I wonder how ole' Rae is doing? ABC, you may want to take a look at sending him one of those products that your FOFC Name describes.

Pyser · 04-18-2003, 02:54 PM

its my dream job, so its not the worst job in sports...but along these lines, i always wanted to be "start of drive guy" in football. his job is to stand at the yard line where the drive started and hold a giant red "x" sign, until the other team gets the ball, at which time he walks down the field and puts the x there until the first team gets the ball back! wonderful!

04-18-2003, 12:35 AM	#3
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	Sweat mopper upper guy at NBA games __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

04-18-2003, 01:08 AM	#5
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	AHHAH __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

04-18-2003, 01:27 AM	#7
GoldenEagle Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Little Rock, AR	1st base coach at a White Sox-Royals game. __________________ Xbox 360 Gamer Tag: GoldenEagle014

04-18-2003, 02:27 AM	#9
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	husband of a WNBA player __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

04-18-2003, 06:52 AM	#11
Samdari Roster Filler Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cicero	condors is kind of making a joke, but the grooms do have shitty (literally) jobs, and in an industry with sick cash floating around, they are paid peanuts. __________________ http://www.nateandellie.net Now featuring twice the babies for the same low price!

04-18-2003, 12:28 AM	#2
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	Security guard at a Raiders Chargers game Daycare attendant for a NBA BB game

04-18-2003, 01:24 AM	#6
Bishop Mascot Join Date: Jan 2003	umpire at a white sox / royals game.

04-18-2003, 01:37 AM	#8
mrskippy Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: California	Security at a White Sox-Royals game

04-18-2003, 06:42 AM	#10
condors College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	cleaning up after the kentucy derby

04-18-2003, 07:47 AM	#12
Mountain Mascot Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Columbia, S.C.	Not sports related but the worst job I've ever seen in the classifieds was for a turkey masturbator. What the????? I'll bet the turkeys line up for miles when they see this guy coming to work carrying his lunch pail and a pair of rubber gloves

04-18-2003, 07:55 AM	#13
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	cheerleader for the Bengals __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

04-18-2003, 08:57 AM	#16
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	The dude who cleans up the puke during a marathon.

04-18-2003, 09:00 AM	#17
SteelerFan448 High School JV Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Steeler Country	Hockey coach. Congrats if they keep their job more than a day. __________________ "Yoi!"-Myron Cope

04-18-2003, 10:26 AM	#19
Alan T Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Mass.	John Rocker's psychologist __________________ Couch to ??k - From the couch to a Marathon in roughly 18 months.

04-18-2003, 10:36 AM	#21
Anrhydeddu Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Oct 2002	Jeeber: Why do I get the feeling that someone is going to start the threesome thread again?

04-18-2003, 10:44 AM	#22
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Ruben Patterson

04-18-2003, 10:47 AM	#23
JPhillips Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Newburgh, NY	Cincinnati Reds pitching coach! __________________ To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now.. - Mr. Rogers

04-18-2003, 12:00 PM	#24
TroyF Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Marketing director for the Clippers, Bengals, and Cardinals. Public Relations director for the Portland Trailblazers TroyF

04-18-2003, 12:13 PM	#25
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Armpit Clipper

04-18-2003, 12:34 PM	#29
wudu n00b Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Oregon	Ray Lewis' Limo driver.

04-18-2003, 12:46 PM	#30
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	The person that empties the spit buckets after a boxing match. NASCAR radio play by play announcer. "He's going straight, turning left, going straight, turning left..." (To add more entertainment value picture this in the Spanish soccer announcer style from the Simpsons episode) Clippers announcer, you have to watch every game. At least going into the season you know when your summer vacation will start. Not like those other poor souls that have to worry about announcing post-season games. __________________ The EagleFan YouTube Channel - Reactions Soarin' & Scratchin' YouTube Channel - We react to music, videos, TV, we talk, we are planning some field trips Soarin' & Soothin' - Meditation, Relaxation, and Sleep Aid; mental health is important

04-18-2003, 12:50 PM	#31
Craptacular College Starter Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Mad City, WI	Whoever has to watch athletes piss in a cup for drug tests.

04-18-2003, 12:52 PM	#33
MylesKnight College Benchwarmer Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Neptune Beach, Florida	The Trainer who has to give Rubdowns and Body Massages to Giganticly-Fat Nose Tackles like Tony Siragusa.. EEEWWWW!! __________________ IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BLACK & GOLD!!

04-18-2003, 01:04 PM	#34
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	Rae Carruthes G/F __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

04-18-2003, 01:04 PM	#35
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	"Life partner of a WNBA player. " Life partner of an NBA player.

04-18-2003, 02:54 PM	#38
Pyser Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Los Angeles	its my dream job, so its not the worst job in sports...but along these lines, i always wanted to be "start of drive guy" in football. his job is to stand at the yard line where the drive started and hold a giant red "x" sign, until the other team gets the ball, at which time he walks down the field and puts the x there until the first team gets the ball back! wonderful!

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