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Old 04-17-2003, 04:20 PM   #1
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Own your very own deck of Iraqi's Most Wanted cards

You've seen them on the news, now get them for yourself!!!

"Iraq's 55 Most Wanted"



In an effort to round up Iraq's evil former dictator and his equally despicable henchmen, the United States Department of Defense recently issued their names and likenesses on a deck of 55 playing cards. These card decks have now been widely distributed to our troops overseas, and have already aided in the capturing of several key Iraqi officials.

Now you can own a piece of history. We've replicated this unique deck of playing cards, carefully adhering to every detail. Don't be fooled by the many cheap immitations now floating about the Internet. These are NOT simply paper copies, shabbily cut, and passed off as the "real thing." Rather, these are an authentic replication of the actual cards issued to our troops, professionally printed on playing card stock with a laminated finish.

Demand is high for this slice of history which is destined to become an extrememly valuable collector's item, and quantities are limited to stock on-hand. Don't wait...ORDER YOURS NOW!
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Old 04-17-2003, 05:34 PM   #2
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Old 04-17-2003, 10:15 PM   #3
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Why would you want fakes? Find someone in the military and see if they'll part with the real ones ... those will be worth $$$$.
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Old 04-17-2003, 10:58 PM   #4
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I heard earlier on MSNBC that there were only about 100 sets made.

Perhaps the government can create a few more sets and put them on ebay and balance our budget.
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Old 04-18-2003, 08:47 AM   #5
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Does anyone else think the Iraqi Information Minister should have been on the Joker card?
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Old 04-18-2003, 08:52 AM   #6
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Does anyone else think the Iraqi Information Minister should have been on the Joker card?
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Old 04-18-2003, 09:18 AM   #7
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The US government really needs to learn about good PR. These things would fly off the shelf, I know I'd buy my dog a pack... if I had a dog... and money
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