HELL ATLANTIC DON'T DIE

Anthony · 07-07-2010, 03:31 PM

...I MULTIPLY, MOTHERFAGGOTS.

Emma Marie, born July 1st. 7 lbs, 13oz and 21 inches of precious little baby awesomeness. mom and baby are doing great (so says the guy who didn't have a c-section).

Lathum · 07-07-2010, 03:34 PM

oh my, congrats!

Glengoyne · 07-07-2010, 03:34 PM

Congrats, on the babe and a nicely dramatic return.

MIJB#19 · 07-07-2010, 03:35 PM

Congrats, HA!

molson · 07-07-2010, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony

...I MULTIPLY, MOTHERFAGGOTS.

I hope you yelled this as you left the delivery room.

...

Congrats.

Pyser · 07-07-2010, 03:36 PM

what the cuss? hes back

grats

Sun Tzu · 07-07-2010, 03:37 PM

Grats HA...hopefully this one will grow up to be a much better Xbox 360 NCAA Football player.

Welcome to the world Emma Marie.

Anthony · 07-07-2010, 03:38 PM

and no, i will not let the fact that i am now the father of a female interrupt my fondness for eclectic porn.

Sun Tzu · 07-07-2010, 03:40 PM

By the by...who is this Hell Atlantic fellow, and why does "Anthony" keep talking about him?

Maple Leafs · 07-07-2010, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony

and no, i will not let the fact that i am now the father of a female interrupt my fondness for eclectic porn.

Oh yes you will.

And I say that with no small degree of sadness.

JediKooter · 07-07-2010, 03:42 PM

Congrats man! You should get a midget in a sombrero for her 1st birthday party.

Marmel · 07-07-2010, 03:48 PM

You have a kid? I thought you were gay.
Congrats.

Marc Vaughan · 07-07-2010, 04:01 PM

Congratulations to both Anthony on becoming a father ..... and to Marmel for making me snort coffee out of my nose

MikeVic · 07-07-2010, 04:02 PM

Congrats! I like that name Emma.

JeeberD · 07-07-2010, 04:08 PM

Even HA joined the FOFC Baby Blowout? Congrats, dude...

tarcone · 07-07-2010, 04:11 PM

Congrats! Glad to see you are still alive.

Great looking baby. Your wife must look awesome and have strong genes.

DanGarion · 07-07-2010, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony

...I MULTIPLY, MOTHERFAGGOTS.

Major congrats man. I know you always have got lots of grief here, but very good to hear from you.

DanGarion · 07-07-2010, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony

and no, i will not let the fact that i am now the father of a female interrupt my fondness for eclectic porn.

Good! Nothing wrong with some porn now and then!

kcchief19 · 07-07-2010, 04:45 PM

In before the lock.

Whoops. Force of habit. Congrats!

But seriously ... in before the lock.

terpkristin · 07-07-2010, 04:57 PM

Congrats, HA. She's beautiful. You must have a lovely wife.

/tk

Marmel · 07-07-2010, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marc Vaughan

Congratulations to both Anthony on becoming a father ..... and to Marmel for making me snort coffee out of my nose

Seeing as that it is HA, I was going to go really inappropriate, but thought better of it and toned it down to this.

Icy · 07-07-2010, 05:02 PM

Big congrats, she looks so cute!

Anthony · 07-07-2010, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marmel

You have a kid? I thought you were gay.
Congrats.

i got two shirley, Emma is the little sister of AJ:

born July 21, '08:

now:

i'm fertile and my sperm is plentiful. and dangerous.

DanGarion · 07-07-2010, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony

i got two shirley, Emma is the little sister of AJ:

born July 21, '08:

now:

i'm fertile and my sperm is plentiful. and dangerous.

Hoagies everywhere have been advised to stay indoors.

Sun Tzu · 07-07-2010, 05:10 PM

mmm...hoagie

DanGarion · 07-07-2010, 05:19 PM

I have it on good authority this is what HA looks like.

Sun Tzu · 07-07-2010, 05:29 PM

Who is Dean Houston ? - Front Office Football Central

Raiders Army · 07-07-2010, 05:39 PM

Congrats. I think every guy should have a daughter. It changes your perspective on things.

Draft Dodger · 07-07-2010, 05:45 PM

she's the size of a midget

Dr. Sak · 07-07-2010, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

she's the size of a midget

You are onto something

Anthony · 07-07-2010, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terpkristin

Congrats, HA. She's beautiful. You must have a lovely wife.

/tk

want me to get you preggers? i gots the genes for strong bones.

ok bye.

MacroGuru · 07-07-2010, 06:30 PM

Congrats! And good to see you around!

Chubby · 07-07-2010, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marmel

You have a kid? I thought you were gay.
Congrats.

You say this like they are mutually exclusive.

I heard HA found his "life partner" at a special NYC club, not that there's anything wrong with that.

Groundhog · 07-07-2010, 06:41 PM

Congrats sir!

JonInMiddleGA · 07-07-2010, 07:07 PM

Congratulations, good looking kid.

Really amazing when you consider the odds against that being the case

Vince, Pt. II · 07-07-2010, 07:56 PM

Congrats dood.

King of New York · 07-07-2010, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

she's the size of a midget

(I pray that no one ever buys her a sombrero)

CU Tiger · 07-07-2010, 08:42 PM

Just think in 18 years she will be living out all your thoughts and dreams....

Flasch186 · 07-07-2010, 09:20 PM

pole. Keep her off of them.

MizzouRah · 07-07-2010, 09:31 PM

HAHA.. congrats, and welcome back!

BYU 14 · 07-08-2010, 12:11 AM

Beautiful daughter, congrats and sorry I got here so late, all the good smart ass comments have been taken.

DaddyTorgo · 07-08-2010, 12:15 AM

'Grats HA!

AZSpeechCoach · 07-08-2010, 02:10 AM

Don't let Dean Houston slap her.

Ksyrup · 07-08-2010, 06:43 AM

I suppose that's BeBe's kid, then?

Braggadocioussss · 07-21-2010, 01:46 PM

Isn't it weird when old school FOFC people return out of nowhere?

Anthony · 07-21-2010, 01:50 PM

my son turns 2 today. he's my beautiful little boy.

and since Selena Gomez turns 18 tomorrow i get to talk about how much i want her to assgag me without having pedophile repurcussions. everyone's a winner these days.

DanGarion · 07-21-2010, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony

my son turns 2 today. he's my beautiful little boy.

and since Selena Gomez turns 18 tomorrow i get to talk about how much i want her to assgag me without having pedophile repurcussions. everyone's a winner these days.

Now when she assgags you do you want her to shit in your mouth or not?

Anthony · 07-21-2010, 02:03 PM

cut out that dirty talk. assgagging doesn't involve feces. that's silly.

Galaxy · 07-21-2010, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sun Tzu

Grats HA...hopefully this one will grow up to be a much better Xbox 360 NCAA Football player.

DanGarion · 07-21-2010, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony

cut out that dirty talk. assgagging doesn't involve feces. that's silly.

Sorry but anything that involves your mouth being in someones ass includes feces, regardless of what you think. But if you enjoy the taste of ass and fecal matter, more power to you.

07-07-2010, 03:35 PM	#4
MIJB#19 Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Maassluis, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands	Congrats, HA! __________________ * 2005 Golden Scribe winner for best FOF Dynasty about IHOF's Maassluis Merchantmen * Former GM of GEFL's Houston Oilers and WOOF's Curacao Cocktail

07-07-2010, 03:37 PM	#7
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	Grats HA...hopefully this one will grow up to be a much better Xbox 360 NCAA Football player. Welcome to the world Emma Marie. __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

07-07-2010, 03:40 PM	#9
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	By the by...who is this Hell Atlantic fellow, and why does "Anthony" keep talking about him? __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

07-07-2010, 03:42 PM	#11
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Congrats man! You should get a midget in a sombrero for her 1st birthday party. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

07-07-2010, 03:48 PM	#12
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	You have a kid? I thought you were gay. Congrats. __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

07-07-2010, 03:34 PM	#2
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	oh my, congrats!

07-07-2010, 03:34 PM	#3
Glengoyne Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Fresno, CA	Congrats, on the babe and a nicely dramatic return.

07-07-2010, 03:36 PM	#6
Pyser Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Los Angeles	what the cuss? hes back grats

07-07-2010, 03:38 PM	#8
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	and no, i will not let the fact that i am now the father of a female interrupt my fondness for eclectic porn.

07-07-2010, 04:01 PM	#13
Marc Vaughan SI Games Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Melbourne, FL	Congratulations to both Anthony on becoming a father ..... and to Marmel for making me snort coffee out of my nose

07-07-2010, 04:02 PM	#14
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Congrats! I like that name Emma.

07-07-2010, 04:08 PM	#15
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Even HA joined the FOFC Baby Blowout? Congrats, dude... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

07-07-2010, 04:11 PM	#16
tarcone Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pacific	Congrats! Glad to see you are still alive. Great looking baby. Your wife must look awesome and have strong genes.

07-07-2010, 04:45 PM	#19
kcchief19 Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Kansas City, MO	In before the lock. Whoops. Force of habit. Congrats! But seriously ... in before the lock.

07-07-2010, 04:57 PM	#20
terpkristin Grizzled Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ashburn, VA	Congrats, HA. She's beautiful. You must have a lovely wife. /tk __________________ GO TERPS! https://www.flickr.com/photos/terpkristin https://twitter.com/terpkristin

07-07-2010, 05:02 PM	#22
Icy Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Toledo - Spain	Big congrats, she looks so cute! __________________

07-07-2010, 05:10 PM	#25
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	mmm...hoagie __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

07-07-2010, 05:29 PM	#27
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	Who is Dean Houston ? - Front Office Football Central __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

07-07-2010, 05:39 PM	#28
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Congrats. I think every guy should have a daughter. It changes your perspective on things.

07-07-2010, 05:45 PM	#29
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	she's the size of a midget __________________ Mile High Hockey

07-07-2010, 06:30 PM	#32
MacroGuru Coordinator Join Date: May 2003 Location: Utah	Congrats! And good to see you around! __________________ "forgetting what is in the past, I strive for the future"

07-07-2010, 06:41 PM	#34
Groundhog Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia	Congrats sir! __________________ Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. --Ambrose Bierce

07-07-2010, 07:07 PM	#35
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	Congratulations, good looking kid. Really amazing when you consider the odds against that being the case __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

07-07-2010, 07:56 PM	#36
Vince, Pt. II Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Somewhere More Familiar	Congrats dood.

07-07-2010, 08:42 PM	#38
CU Tiger Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Backwoods, SC	Just think in 18 years she will be living out all your thoughts and dreams....

07-07-2010, 09:20 PM	#39
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	pole. Keep her off of them. __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

07-07-2010, 09:31 PM	#40
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	HAHA.. congrats, and welcome back!

07-08-2010, 12:11 AM	#41
BYU 14 Coordinator Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The scorched Desert	Beautiful daughter, congrats and sorry I got here so late, all the good smart ass comments have been taken.

07-08-2010, 12:15 AM	#42
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	'Grats HA!

07-08-2010, 02:10 AM	#43
AZSpeechCoach College Prospect Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Phoenix	Don't let Dean Houston slap her. __________________ The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them! Visit Stewart the Wonderbear and his amazing travels http://wonderbeartravel.blogspot.com

07-08-2010, 06:43 AM	#44
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I suppose that's BeBe's kid, then? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

07-21-2010, 01:46 PM	#45
Braggadocioussss In The Penalty Box Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phoenix, AZ	Isn't it weird when old school FOFC people return out of nowhere?

07-21-2010, 01:50 PM	#46
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	my son turns 2 today. he's my beautiful little boy. and since Selena Gomez turns 18 tomorrow i get to talk about how much i want her to assgag me without having pedophile repurcussions. everyone's a winner these days.

07-21-2010, 02:03 PM	#48
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	cut out that dirty talk. assgagging doesn't involve feces. that's silly.

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