04-15-2003, 11:59 AM | #1 | |||
Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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A good reason to have an SUV
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A shitbox little Saturn would have been crushed on the poll.
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04-15-2003, 12:03 PM | #2 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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"Can't we all just obey the traffic rules?"
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04-15-2003, 12:57 PM | #3 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Conyers GA
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He's a hell of a guy.
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04-15-2003, 01:03 PM | #4 | |
College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: The Mad City, WI
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WTF?!?!?! He was observed weaving through traffic at 100 mph, crashed into a pole and a house, they suspect he was intoxicated, and they didn't arrest him?!?!?! He should have been arrested and then taken to the hospital under police watch. |
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04-15-2003, 01:30 PM | #5 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Keene, NH
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"He should have been arrested and then taken to the hospital under police watch"...
...and then given the beating he deserved.
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04-15-2003, 02:24 PM | #6 | |
Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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I think the police are a little afraid of Mr. King.
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04-15-2003, 02:52 PM | #7 |
General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Satellite of Love
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You'd think he'd learn his lesson the first time. Sounds like someone needs to get beaten down again.
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04-15-2003, 03:15 PM | #8 |
High School JV
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Mesa, AZ
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I'd think a shitbox Saturn with a driver who wasn't intoxicated might have made it through all of this, hell...might've avoided all of it......
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04-15-2003, 03:21 PM | #9 |
High School Varsity
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: norwich, UK
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anyone familiar with Peter Cook?
-- Morris: You were arrested, with a gun, in the vicinity of Eric Clapton's apartment in L.A. Sir Arthur Streeb-Greebling: Not arrested. I was, erm, taking part in the racial violence in Los Angeles after the Rodney King incident. Morris: Which side were you on? Sir Arthur Streeb-Greebling: I was trying to mediate, between the police and Rodders. I got to know him very well - a very nice chap. We were having a Big Mac together, and the police blundered in to finish off a job that - y'know - they hadn't completed. So I tried to mediate, by saying, 'There he is, officer!" - to try and calm things down, because, you know, one hates to see Los Angeles go up in flames unless one's got a camera running. Morris: That was reported in one of the Sunday papers at the time, as: 'The Dark Soul Of Sir Arthur Streeb-Greebling'. That night was a trail of wanton destruction, which many ascribed to your near-death experience leaving you bereft of any hope. Sir Arthur Streeb-Greebling: I like to think I mowed down as many whites as I did blacks. I mean, the Koreans did very badly out of the whole deal. Morris: Do you feel any pride now? Sir Arthur Streeb-Greebling: I feel nothing but pride. That's all I do feel. An empty pride. A hopeless vanity. A dreadful arrogance. A stupefyingly futile conceit. But at least it's something to hang on to. Morris: And the fact that you got away... Sir Arthur Streeb-Greebling: With murder, yes. Let's not mince words. Morris: ...and had to pay a menial fine... Sir Arthur Streeb-Greebling: Well, I don't know what you call a 'menial fine'. I had to do community work. I had to go and teach Tatum O'Neal to play tennis. Morris: Is there anything left for you to do, once you've finished with the eels? Sir Arthur Streeb-Greebling: I've still got to work on her backhand. |
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