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05-13-2010, 03:13 PM
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Katy Perry tops Maxim's Hot 100 list
Seriously? Of all the women in the world?!
I put her in the same category as Zooey Daschenel: "Why all the fuss?" [Can't link to Maxim from work, but here's a nice summary of the top 25] Katy Perry tops Maxim's Hot 100 List |
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05-13-2010, 03:15 PM
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Really? WTF?
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05-13-2010, 03:15 PM
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Yeah she's hot but #1? I think last year was Olivia Wilde? How can Perry be #1 and Zooey is way down there, they pretty much look alike.
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05-13-2010, 03:16 PM
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I like Zooey.
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05-13-2010, 03:17 PM
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I'm not understanding that pick either. Not even Top 10 for me...
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05-13-2010, 03:20 PM
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Rihanna in the top 10 too....vomit.
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05-13-2010, 03:22 PM
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you shut your damn mouth. she should be higher. |
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05-13-2010, 03:28 PM
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I disagree with this list. I will admit that my exposure to Katy Perry is entirely limited to whatever pictures were posted in that FOFC thread about her, so perhaps those were just bad pictures and she is actually hotter, but based on what I've seen... No.
Even cracking the top 100 would be a bit of a stretch.
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05-13-2010, 03:30 PM
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 Rihanna is ok, although she has an amazing talent to look absolutely terrible for someone that naturally good looking ... |
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05-13-2010, 03:45 PM
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Katy Perry is on fire. She could easily be at the top of my list. I'm not really sure because I've never tried to think about any other women while thinking of her, so I'm not sure how she compares. Maybe we need a Katy Perry thread.
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05-13-2010, 03:48 PM
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Katy Perry should not be #1. and her music is HORRIBLE
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05-13-2010, 03:50 PM
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Where did Lily Allen rate?
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05-13-2010, 03:51 PM
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The list seems real bad this year. Kim Kardashian at #9? Audrina at #11? Seems they just wanted to throw names in there that would draw the biggest buzz from blogs and such.
I guess I'd throw Katy Perry in the top 25 based on her success, but #1 is insane. She's an average looking girl with huge tits. |
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05-13-2010, 03:52 PM
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There are ways of stuffing her mouth so she doesn't sing.
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05-13-2010, 03:53 PM
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Have to get press...these lists never choose the best looking...usually the one that like RM said will get press. My vote easily goes to Marisa Miller.
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05-13-2010, 03:55 PM
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not really interested
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05-13-2010, 03:56 PM
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yep. Olivia Munn on there as well. not bad, but she's listed ahead of Scarlett Johansson.
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05-13-2010, 04:02 PM
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You would turn down Katy Perry looking for a mouth stuffing? |
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05-13-2010, 04:05 PM
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The omission of Christina Hendricks entirely from the Top 100 makes this the most invalidest list of all history.
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05-13-2010, 04:06 PM
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the wat
and also yum christina hendricks |
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05-13-2010, 04:07 PM
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05-13-2010, 04:12 PM
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She does look pretty darned good in a bikini. Don't know about #1 though, and any omission of Ms. Hendricks is indeed a travesty.
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05-13-2010, 04:16 PM
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Have her get on all fours. Should minimize any potential for pointy knee damage to you.
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You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... |
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05-13-2010, 04:21 PM
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For the top 25.
Just from looking at the pictures on the New York Times article and from those that I know more about. 25 Danica Patrick - No 24 Nicole Scherzinger - Yes 23 Arainny Celeste - Yes 22 Mila Kunis - No but sometimes yes 21 Milla Jovovich - Yes 20 Olivia Wilde - Yes 19 Bar Rafaeli - Yes 18 Christina Aguilera - really? 17 Leighton Meester - No 16 Seltita Ebanks - Yes 15 Amanda Bynes - No 14 Scarlett Johansson - YES 13 Amber Heard - Yes 12 Audrina Patridge - Yes 11 Eva Mendes - Yes 10 Marissa Miller - No 9 Kim Kardashian - Yes 8 Oliva Munn - No 7 Elisabetta Canalis - Hell Yes 6 Rihanna - No 5 Megan Fox - NO 4 Blake Lively - No 3 Zoe Saldana - Yes 2 Brooklyn Decker - Yes 1 Katy Perry - Yes Although this is a pretty disappointing list. |
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05-13-2010, 04:27 PM
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Not much of a list
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05-13-2010, 04:31 PM
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Hold on. Let me get this straight. You're a single dude, you meet one of your "Noes" in a bar, she is, in the words of Big Ben, "DTF" and you're all, "No, not tonight, babe." |
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05-13-2010, 04:33 PM
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05-13-2010, 04:35 PM
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Love both Olivias on the list, though they aren't the only beautiful ones there. But number 1? Yeah, way overrated. The editor and her must have had a casting couch session or something. There's a big difference between cute and being #1 hot.
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05-13-2010, 04:38 PM
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 file photo Last edited by Shkspr : 05-13-2010 at 04:39 PM. |
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05-13-2010, 04:39 PM
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Shit, I walked into that one. |
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05-13-2010, 04:47 PM
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05-13-2010, 04:51 PM
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And the door hit you back. |
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05-13-2010, 04:51 PM
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05-13-2010, 04:52 PM
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I viewed her differently after seeing 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall'. I thought she looked awesome in that movie... go figure.
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You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... |
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05-13-2010, 04:55 PM
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Exactly, that's why I was on the fence. But sometimes she sort of looks like an alien. |
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05-13-2010, 05:00 PM
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Okay, so I think we can all agree that the problem here is that this is the Maxim 100 and not the Boberot 100...or Izulde 100, or whatever. I would think that we should be able to come up with a comprehensive methodology for an FOFC 100. Spitball a couple hundred possibles, set up a series of random pairings to vote on, and adjust won-loss rankings using an RPI scale with the percentage votes standing in for scoring.
...and that would also give DanGarion the chance to quote this post, and add a picture of Tron Guy to the bottom with the words "file photo" underneath. We all win. |
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05-13-2010, 05:03 PM
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Her knees are too sharp! |
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05-13-2010, 05:10 PM
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This thread is bizarre.
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05-13-2010, 05:12 PM
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I don't see why looking like an alien is an automatic disqualification. There have to be some highly bangable aliens out there. The reason we keep winning the Miss Universe pageant is because we don't let the other planets know how to get to the convention center, not because they can't be smoking hot. Or do you mean she looks Mexican? Because that reminds me, Thalia should be on this list. |
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05-13-2010, 05:16 PM
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Actually both of those women might be annoying, but are definitely hot. As far as looks go, Kim Kardashian is my ideal type actually. |
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05-13-2010, 05:17 PM
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Don't talk shit about Katy Perry.
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05-13-2010, 05:28 PM
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05-13-2010, 05:42 PM
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She is Armenian, she has an attractive Armenian face, which obviously I like since my wife is Armenian. Obviously not for everyone though
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05-13-2010, 06:05 PM
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Arguing that you feel that women in the top 25 don't belong there is one thing. Seriously arguing that if you were single and approached for sex by each of these women individually, that you would turn down over 1/3 of them is unbelievably hilarious.
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05-13-2010, 06:51 PM
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What if we only turn down the ones we think might be diseased? I'm not sure manscaping with a lice comb is worth it. Plus, allergic to penicillin. |
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05-13-2010, 07:07 PM
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Where's Shakira?
As for Katy, I would do her (as if I actually had the option to...) but wouldn't put her on top of this list. |
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05-13-2010, 07:11 PM
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Oops. I just now realized that who I thought was Katy Perry was actually Lily Allen. That was the thread I was thinking about. So, I have no idea who Katy Perry is.
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05-13-2010, 07:11 PM
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I think I've outgrown Maxim. There are some women there I haven't heard of before.
I think I will have to go research. |
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05-13-2010, 07:17 PM
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If we're playing what if where everyone is single and these women are actually propositioning us I assume the what if also stipulates no repercussions of any kind as well. Its purely a judge of attractiveness in what if land IMO. Last edited by Radii : 05-13-2010 at 07:18 PM. |
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