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IWS #174: Stupid runs an NFL Franchise (The Producers-style)
#174: Stupid Runs an NFL Franchise (The Producers-style)
The Rules The rules are the same as previous FOFC “I’m With Stupid" Contests, as set forth by the game’s widely revered and most truly beloved founding fathers. The object of this contest is to answer the questions posted, and to provide the most common answer among those submitted. For each question, your score will be equal to the number of people who submitted that response. Your score for the contest will be the product of your individual question scores. Yes, that word "product" here in the States means that they will be multiplied together, not added. Highest score wins. Collaboration of any kind is strictly forbidden. No posting your answers to this board, nor sharing them by e-mail or in any other way with other potential contestants. Just don't be a douchebag. All determinations of "matches" and anything else requiring judgment fall to that of the sole administrator of this round of the game. You can reduce the need for doubt and judgment by properly spelling your submissions, being clear, and that sort of thing. My decisions are final and utterly inarguable, no exceptions. Any references that are unclear to you, due to language or geography, should be understood to be authored from the perspective of an English-speaking American. However... Your answers do not necessarily have to be correct in order to score points. If I ask "Is eating microwaved White Castle burgers the low point of my life?" and you and four other people answer "No", you all receive 4 points, even though the answer is completely incorrect. ******************************************************* The Hall of Heroes Abe Sargent - IWS#49, IWS #149 Ahbrady - IWS#15, IWS#41, IWS#85, IWS#100 Airhog - IWS#1 Albionmoonlight - IWS#30, IWS#50, IWS#101, IWS#127, IWS#146 Archer219 - IWS#18, IWS#100 Arctus – IWS#135 Ardent Enthusiast - IWS#6 Atatange1 - IWS#79 Barkeep49 - IWS#62, IWS#100, IWS#117 bbor - IWS#23, IWS#26 Bearcat729 - IWS#82, IWS#93 BishopMVP - IWS#36 Blade - IWS#13 BrianD - IWS#106 Bryce - IWS#40, IWS#53 Buccaneer - IWS#47 Butter_of_69 - IWS#128, IWS#144, IWS#158 Bsak16 - IWS#6, IWS#9, IWS#17 cartman - IWS#48, IWS#100 Celeval - IWSE146 Chief Rum - IWS#45, IWS#56, IWS#95 CMP - IWS#171 Cornhuskerly - IWS#46 Crim - IWS#57 Cringer - IWS#155, IWS#158 Cthomer5000 - IWS#54, IWS#75 CU Tiger - IWS#152 Cuervo72 - IWS#27, IWS#38 Dangarion – IWS#100, IWS#122 Danny - IWS#54 Desert Dweller - IWS#6 Desnudo - IWS#88, IWS #120, IWS #137 Digamma - IWS#14, IWS#92 DukeRulesMAB - IWS#76 Dutch - IWS#90 EagleFan - IWS#41 Farrah Whitworth-Rahn- IWS#126 Frozenrope - IWS#86 George W Bush- IWS#80, IWS#84 Glengoyne - IWS#71 gold101 - IWS#63 GoSeahawks - IWS#64 IWS#131 gstelmack - IWS#116 Hammer755 - IWS#38 HeavyReign - IWS#23 Henry296 - IWS#12 Honolulu_Blue - IWS #129, IWS #144 Hoopsguy - IWS#170 HornedFrogPurple - IWS#10 jbergey22 - IWS#172 JeeberD - IWS#44, IWS#52, IWS#61, IWS#87, IWS#91, IWS#110, IWS#138, IWS #141 Jesse Ewiak – IWS#100 Joe Canadian - IWS#29 John Lynch - IWS#10 Karlifornia - IWS#81, IWS#97, IWS#99, IWS#124, IWS#134, IWS#158, IWS#161, IWS#172 kingfc22- IWS#75, IWS#123, IWS#140, IWS#151 kurtism - IWS#79 KWhit - IWS#142, IWS#147, IWS#150, IWS#164 lighhousekeeper - IWS#125 lurker - IWS#158 Logan – IWS#100 Maple Leafs - IWS#34, IWS#84, IWS#94, IWS#113, IWS#118, IWS#139, IWS#168 Marmel - IWS#8 Masked - IWS#22, IWS#30, IWS#31, IWS#33, IWS#100 MattJones4Heisman - IWS#157 mauboy1 - IWS#77 MIJB#19 - IWS#59, IWS#69, IWS#117 Msf518 - IWS#11, IWS#15, IWS#35, IWS#39, IWS#100 Neuqua - IWS#19 NoMyths - IWS#46 Noop - IWS#46 Nothingman - IWS#6, IWS#45 ntndeacon - IWS#81 Oliegirl - IWS#72, IWS#81 PackerFanatic - IWS#130 Panerd - IWS#3, IWS#84, IWS#89, IWS#107, IWS#120, IWS#133 PineTar - IWS#108 Pjstp20 - IWS#42 Primelord - IWS#11 PurdueBrad - IWS#173 Pyser - IWS#85, IWS#163 QuikSand - IWS#9, IWS#16, IWS#18, IWS#24, IWS#32, IWS#58, IWS#66, IWS#70, IWS#73, IWS#78, IWS#83, IWS#93, IWS#100, IWS#103, IWS#111, IWS#132, IWS#156, IWS#165, IWS #169 Qwikshot - IWS#5 Radii – IWS#100, IWS#106 Raiders Army - IWS #154 Ramzavail - IWS#53 Raven Hawk - IWS#68 IWS#96 RendeR - IWS#6 RGunner - IWS#121 rkmsuf - IWS#145 RonnieDobbs - IWS#37 RPI-Fan - IWS#9 sabotai - IWS#143 Samdari - IWS#21 ScottVib - IWS#9 Solecismic - IWS#83 spleen1015 - IWS#98 SplitPersonality1 - IWS#4, IWS#104 Sterlingice - IWS#28, IWS#31, IWS#35, IWS#51 stevebollea - IWS #169 stevew- IWS#159, IWS#164 Subby - IWS#107, IWS#110, IWS#112 Sublime 2 - IWS#25, IWS#134, IWS#148, IWS#161 Suicane75 - IWS#109 Swaggs - IWS#2, IWS#35 Tarcone - IWS#162 Tasan - IWS#65 TazFTW - IWS#153 ThunderingHERD - IWS#114, IWS#119, IWS#122 Timmae - IWS #115 Toddzilla - IWS #167 Tredwel - IWS#6, IWS#9, IWS#20, IWS#43, IWS#67, IWS#84 TRO - IWS#7, IWS#9, IWS#12, IWS#85, IWS#102, IWS#109 tucker342 - IWS#60 Vince - IWS#37, IWS#46, IWS#62 wademoore - IWS #166 Wbatl1 – IWS#105, IWS #136 Whar - IWS#75 Wheels - IWS#55 WSUCougar – IWS#105 ------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Setup: Stupid's rich uncle has died and left Stupid an NFL franchise to run. But it's not just any NFL franchise, it is Stupid's least favorite franchise, the one that makes Stupid vomit a little in his mouth when he thinks about it. Stupid's tax attorney points out that a loophole with government bailouts would allow Stupid to recoup the entire value of the franchise if he can run it completely into the ground (a la The Producers). So, make your worst management decisions Stupid... 1- Which NFL franchise does Stupid want to run into the ground? 2- The first opportunity for the implosion of Stupid's team is with the team's #1 pick. So which quarterback in the upcoming draft will be the biggest bust (and of course is also the QB that Stupid drafts)? 3- Now that Stupid has made his mark, time to hand it off to the front office staff. Who does Stupid hire to be General Manager to further wreck this ship? 4- Stupid and GM have successfully destroyed the roster. So what current college head coach will Stupid hire to run the team into the ground? 5- Finally, Stupid needs to get people to stop coming to the stadium. Who does Stupid recruit as halftime entertainment? 6- At the end of a championship season, a team celebrates with champagne. What will Stupid's team celebrate with after this dismal year? Best of luck and I hope these questions are worthy of Stupid. PM answers to me: PurdueBrad My goal will be to close this out on Wednesday, March 10'th. Last edited by PurdueBrad : 03-04-2010 at 03:07 PM. Reason: Changed closing date to Wednesday |
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03-03-2010, 02:41 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Austin, TX
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cent!
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03-03-2010, 03:54 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Conyers GA
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Sentalso
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03-03-2010, 04:54 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA
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Never mind, just read the questions.
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03-03-2010, 06:47 PM
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College Starter
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Scent
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03-03-2010, 07:37 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Catonsville, MD
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Sent bitches
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03-03-2010, 07:49 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Minnesota
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Crap I thought this thread was about Al Davis.
Anyway, sent! |
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03-03-2010, 08:17 PM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Daegu, Korea
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I'm quite confident I'll be in the running through the first four questions. The last two? Er...um....who knows?
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03-03-2010, 08:39 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pittsburgh
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sent
my first IWS...be gentle
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03-04-2010, 06:46 AM
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Location: DeKalb, IL
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Quote:
Hehe, my first time running one, so you should be okay! You guys are doing awesome by the way, 20 entries already! Keep 'em coming! |
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03-04-2010, 08:17 AM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Louisiana
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sent
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03-04-2010, 08:56 AM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado Springs
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Snert.
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03-04-2010, 09:22 AM
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Captain Obvious
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Norman, Oklahoma
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Another loss is on the way
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03-04-2010, 03:08 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: DeKalb, IL
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With the huge early response and the weekend coming, I bumped the closing date earlier, to Wednesday of next week. Figure that gives the weekend crowd and early week crowd a chance to hop in.
Love the answers so far btw, several have made me laugh out loud. |
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03-04-2010, 04:58 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Maassluis, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands
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In before the lock!
Or just in.
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03-05-2010, 11:36 AM
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Grizzled Veteran
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Location: DeKalb, IL
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Just giving this a little bump on a Friday afternoon.
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03-06-2010, 09:53 PM
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One bump for the weekend crowd
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03-08-2010, 08:17 AM
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Location: DeKalb, IL
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Monday morning bump, one last bump coming on Wednesday. Keep 'em coming.
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03-08-2010, 05:13 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Black Hole
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Sent
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03-09-2010, 06:26 AM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: DeKalb, IL
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1 more day, closing it out tomorrow.
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03-09-2010, 12:09 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: DeKalb, IL
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About 30 hours left (try to get results up tomorrow night but Friday afternoon at the latest).
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03-09-2010, 12:58 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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#4, 5 and 6 are going to kill any chance of me winning.
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03-09-2010, 08:43 PM
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bumpity bump bump bump
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03-09-2010, 08:52 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: The State of Rutgers
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i'll never win
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03-10-2010, 07:57 AM
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Location: DeKalb, IL
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LAST DAY!!!
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03-10-2010, 12:33 PM
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Location: DeKalb, IL
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46 entries thus far. Will we make 50?
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03-10-2010, 05:51 PM
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Location: DeKalb, IL
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Last bump, trying to get to 50. Closed at midnight EST.
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