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01-18-2010, 01:13 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Here
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List of over 300,000 ER visits
http://www.sun-sentinel2.com/feature...=&SearchField=
a database of a lot of Er visits. The range from the mundane to the bizarre. Searching for certain terms reveals there are some sexually adventurous people in this country... And way too many bottles... |
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01-18-2010, 01:14 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Mass.
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How is this even legal? How is this allowed with the laws regarding releasing patient information? Is this a real list or just for fun?
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01-18-2010, 01:17 PM
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Hockey Boy
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Royal Oak, MI
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I think this is legal. There is no way you could identify any one person based on only age, sex, race and treatment date.
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Steve Yzerman: 1,755 points in 1,514 regular season games. 185 points in 196 postseason games. A First-Team All-Star, Conn Smythe Trophy winner, Selke Trophy winner, Masterton Trophy winner, member of the Hockey Hall of Fame, Olympic gold medallist, and a three-time Stanley Cup Champion. Longest serving captain of one team in the history of the NHL (19 seasons). |
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01-18-2010, 01:26 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: VA
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Chicago Eagles 2 time ZFL champions We're "rebuilding" |
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01-18-2010, 01:29 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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View 11/18/2008 59 Male White RECTUM FB-DILDO VIBRATOR STUCK IN RECTUM-@ HOME
View 11/14/2008 20 Female Black PT WAS STIMULATING HERSELF WITH A VIBRATOR AND DEVELOPED SEVERE VAGINAL PAIN View 11/14/2008 23 Male White 23 Y/O HAD FOREIGN BODY IB RECTUR, VIBRATOR LOST HIS GRI N THE DEVICE WENT ON UP More ... View 11/9/2008 46 Female Not stated FB IN RECTUM/46YOF PLACED A VIBRATOR UP HER RECTUM APPROX 1.5 HRS AGO. UNABLE TO More ... View 10/28/2008 22 Male White PLASTIC VIBRATOR LODGED IN RECTUM FB RECTUM * View 10/21/2008 30 Female Black PT HAS A VIBRATOR IN VAGINA View 10/18/2008 44 Male White PT STATES HE WAS PLAYING W/A VIBRATOR AND SMALL PIECE CAME OFF AND WEDG ED IN RE More ... View 10/14/2008 33 Female Not stated PT WAS AT A PARTY DRINKING, FELL ASLEEP & WOKE UP WITH A VIBRATOR STUCK IN VAGIN More ... View 10/13/2008 63 Male White PT HAS VIBRATOR STUCK IN RECTUM FOR 10 HRS. DX: FB RECTUM. View 9/12/2008 42 Male White VIBRATOR STUCK IN RECTUM. DX FB RECTUM View 8/12/2008 46 Female White PT HAD VIBRATOR STUCK IN RECTUM. DX: RECTAL FB. View 8/10/2008 214 Female Not stated PT CRAWLED UNDER THE BED OF A HOTEL ROOM AND CAME OUT WITH A VIBRATOR I N MOUTH More ... View 7/13/2008 26 Female Other PT SUSTAINED FOREIGN BODY TO RECTUM AFTER PLACING A VIBRATOR IN RECTUM* View 5/4/2008 29 Female Not stated DX FB RETURN: PT WITH A VIBRATOR INSERTED IN RECTUM UNABLE TO RETRIEVE. VIBRATOR More ... View 4/3/2008 47 Male White PT'S GIRLFRIEND PUT A VIBRATOR INTO HIS RECTUM. DX: RECTAL FB. View 3/8/2008 37 Female Black PT HAS A VIBRATOR STUCK IN HER VAGINA View 3/1/2008 32 Female Black ALLERGIC REACTION TO LATEX-EXPOSURE TO LATEX VIBRATOR-DEVELOPED FACIAL SWELLING- More ... View 2/24/2008 50 Male Black PT, WHO HAD ETOH, WAS PLAYING WITH VIBRATOR & INSERTING IT INTO RECTUM. VIBRATOR More ... View 1/11/2008 42 Male White VIBRATOR STUCK IN ANUS, DX; COLONIC FB You know you were going to look that up if I didn't....
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You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... |
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01-18-2010, 01:31 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: VA
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View 8/10/2008 214 Female Not stated PT CRAWLED UNDER THE BED OF A HOTEL ROOM AND CAME OUT WITH A VIBRATOR I N MOUTH More ...
hahaha
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Chicago Eagles 2 time ZFL champions We're "rebuilding" |
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01-18-2010, 01:54 PM
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Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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One in a million shot doc, one in a million. |
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01-18-2010, 01:56 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA
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My friend's wife worked in an ER and she told us a story on how some guy came in and had a flashlight stuck up his butt. They asked him how it got there and he said "i was climbing a ladder and fell off and landed on the flashlight." Who climbs a ladder naked?
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01-18-2010, 01:56 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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From the website: Children under age 2 are shown by age in months and have a "2" prefix: 223 = 23 months. That was a 14 month old girl. Turns it from hahaha. . . to a near violent rage. |
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01-18-2010, 01:58 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: San Jose, CA
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PT HAS CEREBRAL PALSY WAS DRIVING HIS "POWER CHAIR" AND RAN INTO A META L CABINET SUSTAINED A LOWER LEG CONTUSION
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Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com |
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01-18-2010, 02:00 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The Mountains
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PT WAS IN BED AT HOME WHEN THE FAMILY CAT BROUGHT A RODENT IN AND DROPP ED IT IN BED. RODENT BIT PT ON HAND MULTIPLE TIMES. DX ANIMAL BITE
This is why I dont' have a cat (and yes, I looked up rodent). |
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01-18-2010, 02:11 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Here
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PT CAUGHT AN 18 LB FISH WHILE FISHING 1.5 WK AGO AND THEN FELL OFF A LADDER. DX: CERVICAL/THORACIC STRAIN.
What does catching a large fish have to do with falling off a ladder. And yes, I am trying to find a fish in rectum story. |
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01-18-2010, 02:14 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA
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Oh there has to be a gerbil in the butt one.
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01-18-2010, 02:19 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Probably trying to mount the fish on the wall w/ the hope that it will sing old country songs and entertain guests. |
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01-18-2010, 02:40 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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People that like to fish try to work their big catch stories in whenever they can.
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You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... |
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01-18-2010, 02:50 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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PATIENT HIT HERSELF IN MOUTH WITH GUITAR WHILE PLAYING GUITAR HERO AT HOME, CHIPPED UPPER FRONT TOOTH; DENTAL INJURY
PUT FIVE PENILE RINGS ON PENIS TO MAINTAIN ERECTION CAUSING STRANGULATION INJ; REMOVED UNDER ANESTHESIA PT HAD BLOOD IN URINE SINCE 0400 W CLOTS: PT USE PENIS PUMP FOR ERECTION LAST X 7D AGO
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You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... |
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01-18-2010, 02:52 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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And what's the moral of the story??? Don't stick things up your butt, only stick things up someone elses...
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I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4 |
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01-18-2010, 02:54 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA
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Like thumbs |
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01-18-2010, 02:57 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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Bingo!!
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I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4 |
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01-18-2010, 02:58 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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And 5 cock rings is 1 too many.
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You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... |
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01-18-2010, 03:05 PM
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Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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PT ASSAULTED BY "HIRED" MIDGET, REMVD TROUT FROM PT RECTUM
this might violate HIPAA
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Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint |
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01-18-2010, 03:37 PM
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Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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I'm glad nobody has associated "PT" with "Pumpy Tudors" yet.
Edit to add: Although a lot of these make more sense if you imagine it that way.
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No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor. Last edited by Pumpy Tudors : 01-18-2010 at 03:50 PM. |
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01-18-2010, 03:54 PM
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Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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And from the "What is wrong with people?" department:
Seriously? A woman had her 18-month-old son helping her shred papers? Please don't have kids if you think even for a moment that this shit is a good idea.
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No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor. |
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01-18-2010, 03:58 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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Even 4 is pushing it.
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I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4 |
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01-18-2010, 04:21 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edinburg,TX
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This one cracked me up for some reason.
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You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose! |
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01-18-2010, 04:28 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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anything involving two-liter bottles used in ways not intended?
(I ask because of a story told to me by an ER security guard many years ago)
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"I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis |
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01-18-2010, 04:39 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edinburg,TX
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Get off the ass play you sick bastards. There is funny crap even without it you know?
I seem to enjoy some of the simple ones, just picturing them in my head... Quote:
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You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose! Last edited by Cringer : 01-18-2010 at 04:42 PM. |
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01-18-2010, 04:51 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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PATIENT LYING AWAKE IN BED AFTER SURFING THE INTERNET, NOTICED WALLS CLOSING IN AROUND HIM,DIFFICULTY BREATHING; ANXIETY ATTACK
PT PRACTICING HER NINJA SKILLS WITH A MARTIAL ARTS SWORD AND SUSTAINED A LACERATION TO LOWER ARM PATINET AT A PARTY PLAYING EXTREMEM LIMBO, WAS TO JUMP OVER LIMBO STICK , CAUGHT FEET & FELL ON OUTSTRETCHED HAND; ELBOW FX/MIDSHAFT RADIAL FX
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You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... |
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01-18-2010, 05:09 PM
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H.S. Freshman Team
Join Date: Feb 2004
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12/26/2008 201 Female Black MOM ACCIDENTALLY MIXED GIN WITH BABY FORMULA. PT DRANK ABOUT 1/2 AN OU NCE. DX
what an asshole. intoxicated gets pretty great results except for that one |
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01-18-2010, 05:18 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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PT USING A SCUBA TANK TO FILL UP TIRES ON A WHEELBARROW AND THE AIR HOS E LET LOOSE AND STRUCK LOWER ARM ABRASION ARM
PT DX STAB WOUND TO LT CHEST - S/P STABBED AT RETIREMENT PARTY WITH KIITCHEN KNIFE 8 INCH BLADE AT MOM'S HOUSE. PT DX FX 0F 3RD,4TH AND 5TH METACARPAL - PT PUNCHED A TELEVISION SET AFTER AN ARGUMENT AT HOME JUST PTA. PT GETTING A SMALL FROG OFF THE CLOTHESLINE THEN AFTER HANDLING THE FRO G RUBBED FACE THEN BROKE OUT IN A RASH CONTACT DERMATITIS FROM FROG DX LAC R SH/HTN: W JUGGL'G 3 KNIVES W HE LOST CONTROL & KNIFE STUCK 3IN INTO R DELTOID REGION; PT SMELLS OF ETOH--ADMITS 2 "3 BEERS" PT CUT FINGER WHEN THREW COMPUTER AT HOME.
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I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4 |
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01-18-2010, 06:01 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The Great Northwest
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12/23/2008 59 Male White PT STUCK A SCREW UP IN PENIS AND INTO BLADDER. DX; FB IN PENIS
12/18/2008 56 Male Not stated PT WAS PLAYING AROUND WITH A KNIFE AND SUSTAINED A PENIS LACERATION 12/11/2008 27 Male Not stated FOLLICULITIS: LYMPHADENOPATHY:MSHAVED PUBIC HIAR, CUT LT PENIS, LUMPPS UNDER TES More ... 12/8/2008 18 Male White HAND *** TO PENIS 12/8/2008 21 Male Other PT INSERTED TAB OF *** CAN IN PENIS,PT HAS HISTORY OF F.B. TO MULTIPLEO RIFICES# 11/19/2008 14 Male Black PENIS AB-SHAVING PUBIC HAIR W/A RAZOR-CUT PENIS-TO SURGERY FOR REPAIR-@ HOME 11/10/2008 32 Male White PT WAS PUTTING ON PANTS AND GOT PENIS STUCK IN ZIPPER DX: FB PENIS 11/4/2008 38 Male Not stated URETHAL TRAUMA - 38 YO MALE WAS MASTURABATING LAST NIGHT AND PUSHED A S ODA STRA More .. 11/4/2008 21 Male Other PT SUS FB TO PENIS AFTER GETTING BOTTLE CAP STUCK IN PENIS% 10/10/2008 24 Male Black PT DX LACERATION OF PENIS - S/P PT WAS DANCING W/WOMAN (RUBBING) AND FELT ACUTE More ... 10/7/2008 13 Male White 13 YOM PUT PLASTIC STRING INTO URETHRA LAST NIGHT AND CAN'T GET IT OUT F/B PENIS Men get their penis hurt by zippers and toilet seats a lot! How'd you get the beans before the frank!?!?!? |
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01-18-2010, 06:08 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The Great Northwest
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This is fun.
12/27/2008 45 Female Black PT WAS HAVING SEX AND STUCK A GLASS BOTTLE IN VAGINA - FB IN VAGINA 12/25/2008 24 Female White PT HAS A PIECE OF A SEX TOY STUCK IN HER VAGINA DX// FB VAGINA REMOVED 12/9/2008 22 Female White PT WAS USING A SEX TOY WITH HUSBAND, THEY PLACED A URETHRAL STIMULATOR UP INTO U 12/9/2008 22 Female White PT WAS USING A SEX TOY WITH HUSBAND, THEY PLACED A URETHRAL STIMULATOR UP INTO U12/4/2008 71 Male White PT PUT A SCROTAL RING ONTO TESTICLES AND HAD SEX NOW UNABLE TO REMOVE THE RING F 11/20/2008 31 Male White PT WAS PLAYING SEX GAMES WITH WIFE HAD BELT AROUND NECK, JUMPED OVER SOMETHING A 11/15/2008 39 Female White 39 YOF HAS SEX TOY STUCK IN RECTUM FOREIGN BODY RECTUM 10/19/2008 29 Female White PT FELL BACKWARDS OFF BED WHILE HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. DX: CLOSED HEAD INJU 10/19/2008 14 Male Black JUMPED OUT 2ND STORY WINDOW X2DAYS, C/O FOOT PAIN, TRYING TO SNEAK OUT OF HOME TO HAVE SEX W/14YO GIRL, ALSO HAD SEX W/19YO X2WKS; FOOT SPRAIN 10/3/2008 21 Female White 21YOF WAS HOME IN THE SHOWER HAVING SEX WITH HER BOYFRIEND,ACCIDENTLY BRUSHED UP |
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01-18-2010, 06:20 PM
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Bonafide Seminole Fan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Miami
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I am looking if they have when I went to the ER for fighting.
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Subby's favorite woman hater. |
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01-18-2010, 06:22 PM
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Bonafide Seminole Fan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Miami
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Sucks apparently my hospital was not included in this survey or database or whatever.
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Subby's favorite woman hater. |
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01-18-2010, 07:54 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Las Vegas
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8/23/2008 27 Male Not stated PT SWALLOWED PLASTIC BAG OF MARIJUANA.
Do you know how fast you were going? CANDYBARS!
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Xbox Live Gamertag: k0ruptr My Favorite Teams : Chicago White Sox - Carolina Panthers - Orlando Magic - Phoenix Suns - Anaheim Ducks - Hawaii Warriors - Oregon Ducks |
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01-18-2010, 07:59 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2002
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Down Goes Brown: Toronto Maple Leafs Humor and Analysis |
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01-18-2010, 08:22 PM
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Bonafide Seminole Fan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Miami
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I am sure I was hit in the head with a bottle for what its worth.
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Subby's favorite woman hater. |
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01-18-2010, 09:13 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
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BAN 
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01-18-2010, 09:47 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The Great Northwest
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Not to mention what the frak is a 14 year old child shaving his pubes for?!?! |
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