Important question.

stevew · 12-22-2009, 01:16 AM

I've never known there was an alternative to the norm, until I read about it on another forum...

Karlifornia · 12-22-2009, 03:49 AM

You don't read Deadspin? This question seems to be a huge phenomenon recently. I don't care much for Drew Magary's writing that focuses on scat. It's kinda boring to me, to be honest, but I thought every progressive sports fan read Deadspin.

Karlifornia · 12-22-2009, 03:49 AM

For the record, I sit and wipe.

Danny · 12-22-2009, 04:03 AM

It depends on the circumstances. Generally a few sit down wipes is sufficient, but there are times when that may not be enough and the added strength and dexterity of a stand up wipe may be needed to effectively clean one's self. Further, for those extremely large bowels, it may be somewhat risky to perform the sit down wipe. It is my preference to incorporate the stand up in these situations and avoid the possible consequences.

DanGarion · 12-22-2009, 04:44 AM

This was discussed on deadspin last week.

Honolulu_Blue · 12-22-2009, 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karlifornia

You don't read Deadspin? This question seems to be a huge phenomenon recently. I don't care much for Drew Magary's writing that focuses on scat. It's kinda boring to me, to be honest, but I thought every progressive sports fan read Deadspin.

I don't read Deadspin.

Shkspr · 12-22-2009, 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanGarion

This was discussed on deadspin last week.

Wow, that's only one week after it was on SportsDigs!

Dr. Sak · 12-22-2009, 07:18 AM

I use to stand up but then i graduated to sitting down.

Icy · 12-22-2009, 08:25 AM

Remain seated and wipe. Read at this example and you will know why:

Let's say you have a sandwich with two slices of bread and peanut cream in the middle. You want to clean the rests of peanut from the sides.

What is easier?

a) to careful use a paper to clean the sides
b) to push the swandwitch first towards the table and then clean all the peanut cream that dropped after the push?

That is exactly the same poll you posted.

DaddyTorgo · 12-22-2009, 08:28 AM

Logan · 12-22-2009, 09:20 AM

I heart Spain.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-22-2009, 09:52 AM

I am really sorry that I'm eating peanut butter crackers right now.

Dr. Sak · 12-22-2009, 10:13 AM

In the midst of deciding on if I should stand up or sit down...i waited too long and sharted on my chair. Should I...

a) stand up and wipe the shit off the chair

or

b) stay seated and wipe the shit up with my pants

Karlifornia · 12-22-2009, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

I don't read Deadspin.

Yeah...not much hockey talk goin on over there.

Rizon · 12-22-2009, 01:30 PM

Standing up to wipe? What the hell??

JeeberD · 12-22-2009, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karlifornia

You don't read Deadspin? This question seems to be a huge phenomenon recently. I don't care much for Drew Magary's writing that focuses on scat. It's kinda boring to me, to be honest, but I thought every progressive sports fan read Deadspin.

So, I've been wondering for a while but haven't bothered to ask...is the Karlifornia that's a commentator at Deadspin you? I figure it is....there can't be that many out there.

Dr. Sak · 12-22-2009, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karlifornia

You don't read Deadspin? This question seems to be a huge phenomenon recently. I don't care much for Drew Magary's writing that focuses on scat. It's kinda boring to me, to be honest, but I thought every progressive sports fan read Deadspin.

I prefer KSK.

CU Tiger · 12-22-2009, 07:49 PM

Seriosuly, if you wipe while sitting that means you are reaching through your legs. Does that mean you let your junk rest on your arm while you wipe?

Do you then wash you arms?

I'll stand, reach around the side and wipe thank you.
Ladies feel free to remain sitting

JS19 · 12-22-2009, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CU Tiger

Seriosuly, if you wipe while sitting that means you are reaching through your legs. Does that mean you let your junk rest on your arm while you wipe?

Do you then wash you arms?

I'll stand, reach around the side and wipe thank you.
Ladies feel free to remain sitting

Not necessarily. You can remain seated, and simply lean towards the left (I'm a righty, so I suppose it's vice versa for lefties).

I'm a stand and wipe kind of guy, myself.

Sun Tzu · 12-22-2009, 08:27 PM

Sometimes I get off the can but don't actually stand, then I squat and bend forward, reach back, and get in there really good.

Other times I just sit and reach from the back. Yeah baby.

sovereignstar · 12-22-2009, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CU Tiger

Seriosuly, if you wipe while sitting that means you are reaching through your legs. Does that mean you let your junk rest on your arm while you wipe?

What??? No no no no.

You lean forward and to the left or right.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-22-2009, 10:25 PM

I need diagrams.

sovereignstar · 12-22-2009, 10:40 PM

There's some interesting stuff here, including (but not limited to):

Quote:

Egbert
A college friend from Columbia said she had to put out “The Spoon” when her parents came to visit, ’cause they wouldn’t use toilet paper. Apparently this is more of a wedge that is used to scrape out the excrement. “The Spoon” is kept in a little tray on the back of the toilet.

Random Salad » How to Wipe Your Ass

Rizon · 12-23-2009, 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sovereignstar

There's some interesting stuff here, including (but not limited to):

Random Salad » How to Wipe Your Ass

What the fuck?

Noop · 12-23-2009, 08:37 AM

Yall are nasty.

View Poll Results: After you poop, do you.....
remain seated on the toilet and wipe	40	64.52%
stand up and wipe	22	35.48%
Voters: 62. You may not vote on this poll

12-22-2009, 03:49 AM	#2
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	You don't read Deadspin? This question seems to be a huge phenomenon recently. I don't care much for Drew Magary's writing that focuses on scat. It's kinda boring to me, to be honest, but I thought every progressive sports fan read Deadspin. __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

12-22-2009, 03:49 AM	#3
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	For the record, I sit and wipe. __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

12-22-2009, 04:44 AM	#5
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	This was discussed on deadspin last week. __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

12-22-2009, 08:25 AM	#9
Icy Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Toledo - Spain	Remain seated and wipe. Read at this example and you will know why: Let's say you have a sandwich with two slices of bread and peanut cream in the middle. You want to clean the rests of peanut from the sides. What is easier? a) to careful use a paper to clean the sides b) to push the swandwitch first towards the table and then clean all the peanut cream that dropped after the push? That is exactly the same poll you posted. __________________

12-22-2009, 04:03 AM	#4
Danny Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	It depends on the circumstances. Generally a few sit down wipes is sufficient, but there are times when that may not be enough and the added strength and dexterity of a stand up wipe may be needed to effectively clean one's self. Further, for those extremely large bowels, it may be somewhat risky to perform the sit down wipe. It is my preference to incorporate the stand up in these situations and avoid the possible consequences.

12-22-2009, 07:18 AM	#8
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	I use to stand up but then i graduated to sitting down.

12-22-2009, 08:28 AM	#10
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12-22-2009, 09:20 AM	#11
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	I heart Spain. Last edited by Logan : 12-22-2009 at 09:20 AM.

12-22-2009, 09:52 AM	#12
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I am really sorry that I'm eating peanut butter crackers right now. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

12-22-2009, 10:13 AM	#13
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	In the midst of deciding on if I should stand up or sit down...i waited too long and sharted on my chair. Should I... a) stand up and wipe the shit off the chair or b) stay seated and wipe the shit up with my pants

12-22-2009, 07:49 PM	#18
CU Tiger Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Backwoods, SC	Seriosuly, if you wipe while sitting that means you are reaching through your legs. Does that mean you let your junk rest on your arm while you wipe? Do you then wash you arms? I'll stand, reach around the side and wipe thank you. Ladies feel free to remain sitting

12-22-2009, 08:27 PM	#20
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	Sometimes I get off the can but don't actually stand, then I squat and bend forward, reach back, and get in there really good. Other times I just sit and reach from the back. Yeah baby. __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

12-22-2009, 10:25 PM	#22
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I need diagrams. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

12-23-2009, 08:37 AM	#25
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	Yall are nasty. __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

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