Help Pick Out My Family Gift Exchange Gift

Scoobz0202 · 12-17-2009, 09:25 PM

Twenty dollar limit. What can I buy that will make everybody nod their head like "Oh, damn, that's a good gift idea!"

Two years ago I brought a bottle of Jager (Guess who won their gift exchange gift back and proceeded to pass out in their uncles bathroom! This guy!) and then last year I bought a blender for twenty bucks at Wal Mart the day of the gift exchange because I forgot about it.

fantom1979 · 12-17-2009, 09:29 PM

I would put a $20 bill in an envelope.

Julio Riddols · 12-18-2009, 05:37 AM

20 double cheeseburgers.

Julio Riddols · 12-18-2009, 05:39 AM

I think to make a real good recommendation we need more details about how this gift exchange goes.

Danny · 12-18-2009, 05:45 AM

A jar with 2000 pennies in it.

Scoobz0202 · 12-18-2009, 06:39 AM

Pretty standard gift exchange. Draw numbers out of a hat to see the order. Normally family members form alliances in order to ensure you get a gift you want.

But it's a laid back affair, hence the Jager. My family is really small as there will be about 13 people at this christmas party. It's more of a reason to get together and have some fun (read: alcohol and vulgarity(Is that a word?)).

But it doesn't have to be a gag gift. I just really suck at the gift exchange idea. The FOFC gift exchange was easier then the family ones for some reason

TLK · 12-18-2009, 07:02 AM

A calender with pictures of yourself for all 12 months.

Airhog · 12-18-2009, 09:43 AM

I would go with a large package of toilet paper. Everyone will be like WTF is that huge thing!

Depending on how dirty you want to be you could go with the following
1. A box a magnum condoms.
2. The largest bottle of personal lubricant you can find
3. A Bag of Coal
4. Blow up doll

Mustang · 12-18-2009, 09:49 AM

20 lottery tickets.

Mustang · 12-18-2009, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scoobz0202

The FOFC gift exchange was easier then the family ones for some reason

Easier to buy gifts for people you like.

Lonnie · 12-18-2009, 10:28 AM

Find the T-shirt guy in the mall and get a T-shirt with a really blown up picture of you face.

Raiders Army · 12-18-2009, 10:32 AM

The Fitbit isn't scheduled to ship until Jan 31st at the earliest. I would go with this one instead since it's waterproof (to 3 meters) and the case is better as far as crushing it:

Home- PHILIPS DirectLife

Scoobz0202 · 12-18-2009, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Airhog

I would go with a large package of toilet paper. Everyone will be like WTF is that huge thing!

Depending on how dirty you want to be you could go with the following
1. A box a magnum condoms.
2. The largest bottle of personal lubricant you can find
3. A Bag of Coal
4. Blow up doll

That's a good one but too similar to the one my brother is doing. My cousin just got a 156 inch HD projection screen so my brother is buying a porno and some lube. He said he was going to try and find a glass dildo but that may be too expensive

Scoobz0202 · 12-18-2009, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TLK

A calender with pictures of yourself for all 12 months.

This is good.. really good.

stevew · 12-18-2009, 05:26 PM

The most ridiculously large and phallic piece of pepperoni or summer sausage you can find. And one saddle for a Pony.

Who wants to ride the big meat!

stevew · 12-18-2009, 05:27 PM

*toy pony.

stevew · 12-18-2009, 05:33 PM

A certificate for a 20 dollar donation to the human fund.

-apoc- · 12-18-2009, 08:08 PM

A key chain breathalyser costs $15 and compliments the Jager

12-18-2009, 05:37 AM	#3
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	20 double cheeseburgers. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

12-18-2009, 05:39 AM	#4
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	I think to make a real good recommendation we need more details about how this gift exchange goes. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

12-18-2009, 09:43 AM	#8
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	I would go with a large package of toilet paper. Everyone will be like WTF is that huge thing! Depending on how dirty you want to be you could go with the following 1. A box a magnum condoms. 2. The largest bottle of personal lubricant you can find 3. A Bag of Coal 4. Blow up doll __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

12-18-2009, 09:49 AM	#9
Mustang Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Wisconsin	20 lottery tickets. __________________ You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its...

12-18-2009, 10:28 AM	#11
Lonnie High School Varsity Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Midlothian, TX	Find the T-shirt guy in the mall and get a T-shirt with a really blown up picture of you face. __________________ Lonnie

12-17-2009, 09:29 PM	#2
fantom1979 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Sterling Heights, Mi	I would put a $20 bill in an envelope.

12-18-2009, 05:45 AM	#5
Danny Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	A jar with 2000 pennies in it.

12-18-2009, 06:39 AM	#6
Scoobz0202 Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dayton, Ohio	Pretty standard gift exchange. Draw numbers out of a hat to see the order. Normally family members form alliances in order to ensure you get a gift you want. But it's a laid back affair, hence the Jager. My family is really small as there will be about 13 people at this christmas party. It's more of a reason to get together and have some fun (read: alcohol and vulgarity(Is that a word?)). But it doesn't have to be a gag gift. I just really suck at the gift exchange idea. The FOFC gift exchange was easier then the family ones for some reason

12-18-2009, 07:02 AM	#7
TLK Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Allen Park, MI	A calender with pictures of yourself for all 12 months.

12-18-2009, 10:32 AM	#12
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	The Fitbit isn't scheduled to ship until Jan 31st at the earliest. I would go with this one instead since it's waterproof (to 3 meters) and the case is better as far as crushing it: Home- PHILIPS DirectLife

12-18-2009, 05:26 PM	#15
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	The most ridiculously large and phallic piece of pepperoni or summer sausage you can find. And one saddle for a Pony. Who wants to ride the big meat!

12-18-2009, 05:27 PM	#16
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	*toy pony.

12-18-2009, 05:33 PM	#17
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	A certificate for a 20 dollar donation to the human fund.

12-18-2009, 08:08 PM	#18
-apoc- H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Satellite Beach, FL	A key chain breathalyser costs $15 and compliments the Jager __________________ Share and enjoy

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