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How to Make a Billion Dollars the Easy Way!
FOFC Bank here we come. Who wants to be a banker as we make a billion?
How To Make The World's Easiest $1 Billion This is gonna be a much better investment than that aircraft carrier!
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12-16-2009, 01:04 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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I'll take one of those paltry $1M banking jobs!
 Then we can buy ourselves a corporate aircraft carrier and missile silo and all the other stuff we saw for sale. SI
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12-16-2009, 01:04 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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Wells Troutgo has a nice ring to it.
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12-16-2009, 01:22 PM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: New Jersey, USA
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Pumpy Bankors.
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12-16-2009, 01:45 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Massachusetts
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that article is great
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12-16-2009, 02:20 PM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Lowcountry, SC
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and yet, depressing. What a shell game this country is riding on.
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12-16-2009, 02:32 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Massachusetts
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seriously - anyone want to start a bank?
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12-16-2009, 02:47 PM
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Seriously, if you can find $1B in seed cash, I'll be one of your "bankers". I'll be that rube who goes and buys the treasuries, even, if I get $1M. I was talking to a friend of mine online. We decided that we'd be ok with taking all of these numbers and just slashing them by 10. So, you'd be trying to make $100M, the bankers would make $100K, etc. The thing is- interest rates will stay below 1% all of next year, most likely, and probably below 3% for the next 3 years since I don't see the jobs and subsequent inflation threat. So, at 4.75%, you'll still be profitable. Heck, I'm ok with steps 1-6 only. Or you can go straight through 11, but what will happen is that you'll basically be like a community bank and get gobbled up by one of the TBTF banks or even a smaller regional bank like Commerce in the midwest or BB&T in this area. SI
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12-16-2009, 02:49 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Massachusetts
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might be that you need $1B to get the loan from the govt though?
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12-16-2009, 03:00 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2005
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I like how they pick Trump for the picture.
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12-16-2009, 04:08 PM
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Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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