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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: TX
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So
I got out of the shower and the first thing I did was pee.
It's more rare than a celebrity cheating. More shocking than someone that always impressed people would never get enough and lack self happiness. I expect this to be 15 pages within the next few weeks.
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: St. Louis
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Stadium Announcer
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Burke, VA
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Meh. Pee on 13 women, including a porn star, and then maybe you'll get to 15 pages. Otherwise, I don't see this going much past 4.
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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Obama gets out of the shower to pee. I believe this shows that he can't handle more than 1 task at a time as the president. Discuss.
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Massachusetts
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seriously. anyone who says they don't pee in the shower is lying.
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Cicero
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Or female.
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Decatur, GA
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I usually don't pee in the shower. I pee when I get up from bed.. so I don't really need to pee ~10 minutes later.
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Massachusetts
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i suppose that's true. it's never a question i've asked my female friends...
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Cicero
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Lots of married guys don't either - unless they KNOW their wife won't come in and catch them.
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Massachusetts
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Dayton, Ohio
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: New Jersey
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Same here - of course there is the wife factor as well. |
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA
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I had a roommate once that would Shower, Shit, then shave...made no sense.
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The Great Northwest
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Everyone knows the right order is, Shit, Shower, Shave. |
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College Starter
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Somerville, MA
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of course if you have some time on your hands and want the best shave possilbe you do the: shit, shower, shave, shower
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
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IT'S ALL PIPES
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Sep 2005
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I never understood why someone would get out of the shower, drip water everywhere, pee, then get back in the shower. I'd think a woman would yell at you for that more so than a little piss in the drain...
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Chicago, IL
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Troy, Mo
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Peeing in the shower isn't normal?
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: The scorched Desert
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R Kelly says you are all amateurs.
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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#23 |
College Prospect
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: TX
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I shave in the shower. I once gambled right after I shitted and lost.
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The Great Northwest
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I have facial hair so I can't really shave in the shower, unless I have a mirror. |
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Cicero
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I assume everyone who shaves in the shower uses a mirror.
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: sans pants
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I knew there was someone I forgot to ignore.
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The Great Northwest
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If I didn't have to worry about facial hair I'd pretty much not need a mirror... And I had a full head of hair so it's not because of a lack of sideburns. |
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: TX
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I don't ever use a mirror but most my hair is on top of my head, I didn't start shaving daily until I was a junior in college. I do it I guess because my dad shaves in the shower. I'm pretty sure he doesn't use a mirror, I have no clue how he cuts himself so much and why he doesn't take another approach.
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: San Jose, CA
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I don't pee in the shower. I take a piss right before heading into the shower. What do you want me to do next? Bathe in the toilet? "No time to get into the shower, gonna have to take a quick toilet dip"
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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Never, and I mean NEVER, fart in the shower.
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA
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Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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I shit right before I take a shower, then just hop in, spread my cheeks and wash all the crud right down the drain, saves a ton on toilet paper.
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Thanks, you just reminded me to ignore somebody, too. The person I want to ignore hasn't posted in this thread, but I appreciate the unintentional reminder.
OH AND I'M TOTALLY GOING TO IGNORE "SUBBY" TOO HAHA HA.
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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happily
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: MA
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where all the wimminz at?
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Roster Filler
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Cicero
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They stopped reading as soon as they figured out the thread was about peeing in the shower.
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#42 |
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: MA
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Women don't pee? We could use their insight into this delicate topic. Farting, that too.
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA
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Women don't poop...they take a pill and it turns to pee.
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Cicero
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Not in the shower. Its an unimaginable horror for most of them. That's why they leave as soon as they discover the topic.
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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I thought you'd do the wolf method of dragging your ass along the bathroom rug.
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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I wonder if Ian Mckellen pees in the shower?
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado
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I just wanted to point out that I shave in the shower without a mirror. I used to use a mirror, but realized it wasn't really necessary.
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Chicago, IL
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Greg Oden takes pictures in front of the mirror.
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado
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I also piss in the shower ... and my wife admits to doing so as well.
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