The discarded thread ideas thread

Kodos · 12-09-2009, 10:56 AM

This is the thread where we post abandoned thread ideas.

Poll: Are you straight/gay/bisexual/autosexual/asexual?

DaddyTorgo · 12-09-2009, 11:00 AM

autosexual? is that like that show on bbc america last night about mechanosexuals (people who are involved in intimate relationships with their cars)?

Rizon · 12-09-2009, 11:02 AM

"How do I get glue off my penis?"

Kodos · 12-09-2009, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

autosexual? is that like that show on bbc america last night about mechanosexuals (people who are involved in intimate relationships with their cars)?

"Auto" means self.

Although that reminds me of Gary Larson mentioning the time where people thought he'd drawn a picture of a dog humping a car (instead of celebrating atop a "kill", as he had intended).

DaddyTorgo · 12-09-2009, 11:14 AM

lol - well i know that "auto" means self in that sense - just was wondering if you were trying to mean the other thing (and really wanted to point out that bbc did a documentary about people who REALLY loved their cars)

Subby · 12-09-2009, 11:15 AM

Kodos - you don't have to start a new thread for every inane, unfunny idea that comes into your head.

Just making sure you know that.

Passacaglia · 12-09-2009, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Subby

Kodos - you don't have to start a new thread for every inane, unfunny idea that comes into your head.

Just making sure you know that.

Right. Now he has this thread to store them.

Subby · 12-09-2009, 11:26 AM

Kodos · 12-09-2009, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Subby

Kodos - you don't have to start a new thread for every inane, unfunny idea that comes into your head.

Just making sure you know that.

But those are the only ideas I've got! And the board would die without them! Wouldn't it?

cthomer5000 · 12-09-2009, 12:31 PM

Best way to organize your porn collection?

DataKing · 12-09-2009, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by cthomer5000

Best way to organize your porn collection?

I vote for "cup size."

MJ4H · 12-09-2009, 01:04 PM

I once considered starting a thread with incompl

DaddyTorgo · 12-09-2009, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by DataKing

I vote for "cup size."

but that begs the question - what if there are multiple female actresses? Or if it's something more "Girls Gone Wild" style where there are a multitude of cup sizes." See...that's just not gonna work.

DataKing · 12-09-2009, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

but that begs the question - what if there are multiple female actresses? Or if it's something more "Girls Gone Wild" style where there are a multitude of cup sizes." See...that's just not gonna work.

True...multiple actresses are always a problem when it comes to classification, but then the same holds true for using names as well. Even a Category system, which could include such things as ***censored***, ***CENSORED*** , and "Look at the size of ***censored***!!!, will run into problems when you have pieces that meet multiple categories. Of course, you could always create multiple copies of each piece and place them in all of the categories they fit, but that seems a terrible waste of hard drive space.

Or am I thinking about this too much?

Rizon · 12-09-2009, 01:18 PM

"Major Bummer"

DaddyTorgo · 12-09-2009, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by DataKing

True...multiple actresses are always a problem when it comes to classification, but then the same holds true for using names as well. Even a Category system, which could include such things as ***censored***, ***CENSORED*** , and "Look at the size of ***censored***!!!, will run into problems when you have pieces that meet multiple categories. Of course, you could always create multiple copies of each piece and place them in all of the categories they fit, but that seems a terrible waste of hard drive space.

Or am I thinking about this too much?

cthomer5000 · 12-09-2009, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DataKing

True...multiple actresses are always a problem when it comes to classification, but then the same holds true for using names as well. Even a Category system, which could include such things as ***censored***, ***CENSORED*** , and "Look at the size of ***censored***!!!, will run into problems when you have pieces that meet multiple categories. Of course, you could always create multiple copies of each piece and place them in all of the categories they fit, but that seems a terrible waste of hard drive space.

Or am I thinking about this too much?

Oh, trust me. I was dead serious about this. It is a real discarded thread idea. I eventually decided that only some sort of tagging system makes sense. So i if im in the mood for a little CENSORED, CENSORED, and CENSORED (hey, don't judge me) that it can be easily found.

Kodos · 12-09-2009, 01:47 PM

I like the direction this thread is taking. Subby be damned!

Izulde · 12-09-2009, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

"Major Bummer"

Well-played.

Abe Sargent · 12-09-2009, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

but that begs the question - what if there are multiple female actresses? Or if it's something more "Girls Gone Wild" style where there are a multitude of cup sizes." See...that's just not gonna work.

I have lesbian duo, threesome, and quartet as separate folders.

Abe Sargent · 12-09-2009, 02:19 PM

Oh, and I also have a "Zounds!" folder for more than 4 people in a scene

DaddyTorgo · 12-09-2009, 02:30 PM

my porn is nowhere near that organized

DataKing · 12-09-2009, 02:46 PM

So where does "2 Girls 1 Cup" get categorized? Lesbian or Scat?

Groundhog · 12-09-2009, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by DataKing

So where does "2 Girls 1 Cup" get categorized? Lesbian or Scat?

I usually just file it with my 1 guy 1 cup video.*

*NOTE: Do NOT watch this video under any circumstances. I wish I could unwatch it.

stevew · 12-09-2009, 11:23 PM

"when you are poor, getting paid every other Monday sucks"

RomaGoth · 12-10-2009, 10:49 AM

I was going to start a "Bring back Mr. Belvedere" thread. Decided not to when I found out that Mr. Belvedere is deceased.

Kodos · 12-10-2009, 10:50 AM

Zombie Belvedere? Sounds like a hit!

Ronnie Dobbs2 · 12-10-2009, 10:51 AM

Weekend at Belvedere's?

RomaGoth · 12-10-2009, 11:13 AM

Weekend at Zombie Belvedere's sounds like a nice idea, maybe in the 10pm time slot on NBC.....

Pumpy Tudors · 12-10-2009, 02:38 PM

There have been a ton of thread ideas that I decided against using. I don't want to embarrass myself by posting them here, so just think of it this way: You've all seen the stupid bullshit that I DO post. The even worse bullshit that I DON'T post is just plain unspeakable.

Sgran · 12-10-2009, 04:00 PM

The thread I never started because it's not worth defending: when Rasheed Wallace and Iverson retire, they should join up with some other "street cred" ballers to buy the next available team, move them to the Bronx and call them the New York Niggas. It's preposterous, but the merchandise sales would be astronomical.

DaddyTorgo · 12-10-2009, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Sgran

The thread I never started because it's not worth defending: when Rasheed Wallace and Iverson retire, they should join up with some other "street cred" ballers to buy the next available team, move them to the Bronx and call them the New York Niggas. It's preposterous, but the merchandise sales would be astronomical.

B & B · 12-10-2009, 04:09 PM

*slowly leaves thread

12-09-2009, 11:00 AM	#2
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12-09-2009, 11:14 AM	#5
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	lol - well i know that "auto" means self in that sense - just was wondering if you were trying to mean the other thing (and really wanted to point out that bbc did a documentary about people who REALLY loved their cars) __________________ If I've ever helped you and you'd like to buy me a coffee, or just to say thanks, I have my Bitcoin and Ethereum addressed listed below :) BTC: bc1qykhsfyn9vw4ntqfgr0svj4n9tjdgufryh2pxn5 ETH: 0x2AcdC5cd88EA537063553F5b240073bE067BaCa9

12-09-2009, 11:15 AM	#6
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	Kodos - you don't have to start a new thread for every inane, unfunny idea that comes into your head. Just making sure you know that. __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

12-09-2009, 11:26 AM	#8
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	__________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

12-09-2009, 01:04 PM	#12
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12-09-2009, 01:47 PM	#18
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12-09-2009, 02:19 PM	#21
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12-09-2009, 02:30 PM	#22
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	my porn is nowhere near that organized __________________ If I've ever helped you and you'd like to buy me a coffee, or just to say thanks, I have my Bitcoin and Ethereum addressed listed below :) BTC: bc1qykhsfyn9vw4ntqfgr0svj4n9tjdgufryh2pxn5 ETH: 0x2AcdC5cd88EA537063553F5b240073bE067BaCa9

12-09-2009, 02:46 PM	#23
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12-09-2009, 11:23 PM	#25
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	"when you are poor, getting paid every other Monday sucks"

12-10-2009, 10:49 AM	#26
RomaGoth Favored Bitch #2 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Here	I was going to start a "Bring back Mr. Belvedere" thread. Decided not to when I found out that Mr. Belvedere is deceased.

12-10-2009, 10:50 AM	#27
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12-10-2009, 10:51 AM	#28
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12-10-2009, 11:13 AM	#29
RomaGoth Favored Bitch #2 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Here	Weekend at Zombie Belvedere's sounds like a nice idea, maybe in the 10pm time slot on NBC.....

12-10-2009, 02:38 PM	#30
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	There have been a ton of thread ideas that I decided against using. I don't want to embarrass myself by posting them here, so just think of it this way: You've all seen the stupid bullshit that I DO post. The even worse bullshit that I DON'T post is just plain unspeakable. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

12-10-2009, 04:00 PM	#31
Sgran High School Varsity Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Budapest	The thread I never started because it's not worth defending: when Rasheed Wallace and Iverson retire, they should join up with some other "street cred" ballers to buy the next available team, move them to the Bronx and call them the New York Niggas. It's preposterous, but the merchandise sales would be astronomical. __________________ What the hell is Mike Brown diagramming for them during timeouts? Is he like the guy from "Memento" or something? Guys, I just thought of something … what if we ran a high screen for LeBron?

12-10-2009, 04:09 PM	#33
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